Night Vale Had Some Of The BEST One Off Quotes That Would Just Suckerpunch You In The Chest Leave You

Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

In season 2, Nancy wasn't there in the house when Billy attacked Lucas and nearly killed Steve because she definitely would have shot him. How severely though, do you think? It definitely wouldn't have been fatal but definitely enough to fuck him up especially if she saw how scared Max and the others were of him. I can see her going for the dick or the hand. As much as I like Max picking up the bat to stand up to her abuser, I like Nancy and Steve being the ones to give Max that feeling that someone is finally looking out for her. Also, Billy not thinking that Nancy would shoot him, and then she does it anyway. . .gold.

Alice: oh hey u guys are back early

Colin: computer’s haunted

Alice: what?

Colin: *loading a pistol and heading back to the computer room* computer’s haunted

I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER

happy 4/13 homestuck is still a leitner

Punk girls on the Tube. London, 1983