I Like How Teens Are Too Young To Figure Out Their Sexuality Unless Its Heterosexual

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

I woke up today and chose violence so to piss off the Star Wars dude bros I present you with female characters who could beat up Han Solo:

Would Obliterate Him in Seconds:

1: Any female Jedi

2: Any female Sith

3: Any female Mandalorian

4: Any female Inquisitor

5: Any Force Witch from any coven (Nightsisters, Brendok etc…)

6: Leia

7: Sy Snootles

Would Obliterate Him in Minutes:

1: Aura Sing

2: Cara Dune

3: Fennec Shand

4: Captain Phasma

5: Sugi

Wouldn’t Break a Sweat:

1: Any of Padme’s handmaidens

2: Any female Togruta

3: Jyn Erso

4: Homestly most female Star Wars characters this is just who I could think of off the top of my head.

A Close Fight:

1: Cinta Kaz

2: Paige Tico

3: Eleni Syndulla

4: Hera Syndulla (maybe not beat him in a straight fight, but absolutely outfly him.)

5: Dr. Aphra

6: Maarva Andor

7: Kadara Calrissian

8: Rafa Martez

Let me know about the badass women I missed in the comments, maybe I’ll add them.

(Some may be included in a general category like Asajj Ventress would destroy him, but is included in the Force Witch category. Also feel free to suggest Legends and video game characters, I’m just less familiar with those so I didn’t include characters from them.)

We all must do our part to bully the toxic Star Wars bros, together.

Also let me know if you disagree with the ranking of any of the characters, they aren’t ranked in any order besides general category.

if y’all see this floating around: yes, it’s from me, and yes, you can find the original post on hoyolab under the same user <3

Do you think Eurylochus used to lie awake at night wondering if he had been more devout and compliant that 558 men wouldn't have drowned?

Do you think as he was watching Odysseus choose what Zeus would do, he remembered his captain's words. That planting seeds of doubt would cause them all to die?