Derek Ha- *voice Breaks*

derek ha- *voice breaks*

*clears throat*

derEK HAL-

*starts to violently sob*

DERE K-

*lays down on the ground* *curls up into the fetal position*

dEREK HALE H AS A BABY SIS TERR

Tyler, you are just too beautiful. Stop. It hurts.

Deucalion (growls): I am coming for everyone you love......

Derek:

Scott: wait, why is everyone looking at me?

STILES: THE BANK CLOSED AFTER A ROBBERY

SCOTT: WHY?

STILES: THEY SPENT THEIR BUDGET ON MOON REPELLANT WALLS

SCOTT: THAT'S A HIGH RISK WITH NO REWARD

gym, tan, lycanthropy – teen wolf meets the jersey shore

snooki: “i think angelina loves my sloppy seconds. she goes to vinny and she’s trying to go to what’s-his-name. like, what are you doing? if you want to make out with me, just ask. i will say yes.”

LULZ! No.

Scott is NOT Derek's senpai. He is his kohai. Maybe y'all are doing it for the lulz, but it doesn't really work that way so it's not funny. Even if someone is hopelessly, unrequitedly infatuated with someone, it doesn't make that person their senpai. A senpai is someone older or more experienced. Derek is both older AND more experienced than Scott. He is Scott's senpai both in age and in experience as a werewolf. Maybe you're saying that since he's shown some ineptitude as an alpha, he's secretly viewing Scott as a senpai because he's better at leading his "pack" than Derek himself is. But... no. To me, Derek will always be Scott's senpai and Scott his kohai, because he shows the constant desire to protect and look out for Scott. So yeah. If all this confuses you, then maybe read this: http://www.tofugu.com/guides/understanding-the-senpaikohai-system/