Where The Hell Are Tamaki, Denki And Tokoyami?!!! Are They Alive And Safe And They In Comas? Where Are

Where the hell are Tamaki, Denki and Tokoyami?!!! Are they alive and safe and they in comas? Where are they!!Tell me!

Midoriya: I know we don’t always see eye to eye-

Bakugo: that’s because your short

If Dabi just always made up stories of how he got burned:

Twice: Heey Dabi. Buddy, pal... how'd you get so fucked up?

Dabi: I was drinking alcohol and then sneezed.

Twice: But how would that-

Dabi: *sneezes right then and purposely makes fire spark out*

Twice: OH!

...

Shigaraki: So... how did all that happen?

Dabi: Tried cooking a five course meal... didn't turn out to well.

...

Toga: How'd you get burned?

Dabi: I lost perfect skin privileges in the divorce.

Toga: YOU WERE MARRIED?!?!

Dabi: Not anymore.

...

Spinner: So what's the story with *gesturing to Dabi's burns*

Dabi: Same story as to why you're a lizard. I was born this way.

Spinner: Not a Lizard!

...

Mr. Compress: So, may I ask how you got so burned up?

Dabi: My father was never around to teach me how to shave. So I thought burning it would be a good idea. Good news, I never have to shave again.

...

Shigaraki: Okay so he got burned while cooking.

Twice: Wait what? I thought he got it while drinking.

Toga: No, No, NO he lost his skin privileges in the divorce!

Mr. Compress: He told me it was from learning to shave...

Spinner: Why did I get the boring story?!?!

Kurogiri: At least you didn't hear about the Grand Theft Ghost Rider story...

Everyone Else: The what?!?!

Kirishima: an Apple the day keeps the doctor away.

Bakugo: only if you through it hard enough

Yea they’re related 😂

My Hero Academia  Character Status of the War Arc (Manga Spoilers, Ch. 296)

Heroes

No. 1 Hero: Endeavor 

severely injured and a pierced lung by Shigaraki

burned due to overuse of his Quirk

No 2 Hero: Hawks

severely burned and possible loss of his Quirk by Dabi

No. 3 Hero: Best Jeanist

bloodloss due to only recently recovering from his injuries

No. 4 Hero: Edgeshot

severely injured arm due to the fight with Re-Destro

No. 5 Hero: Mirko

severely injured, lost her arm, pierced limbs, ear and organs by several High-End Nomus

No. 6 Hero: Crust

killed by Shigarakis Decay

No. 7 Hero: Kamui Woods

severely injured and burned by Dabi

Current status is unknown

No. 8 Hero: Wash

seemingly uninjured

No. 9 Hero: Yoroi Musha

Current status is unknown

No. 10 Hero: Ryukyu

severely injured, pierced arm and broken fingers by Shigaraki

No. 12 Hero: Gang Orca

current status is unknown

No. 23 Hero: Mt. Lady

Severly injured by Gigantomachia

current status is unknown

No. 58 Hero: Fat Gum

current status is unknown

Wild Wild Pussycats

Mandalay: Current status is unknown

Pixie-Bob: minor head injury

Tiger: Current status is unknown

Gran Torino

severely injured by Shigaraki

Majestic

killed by Gigantomachia

Deceased Minor Heroes

Native 

X-Less killed by Shigarakis Decay

several other unnamed heroes

U.A. High Teachers

Eraser Head

bloodloss by self-amputating his leg

possible loss of an eye by Shigaraki

Present Mic

uninjured

Cementoss

severely injured and pierced by several ice shards by Geten

Midnight 

severely injured by Mr. Compress debris

Killed by unknown PLF-member

Thirteen

Possible loss of her arm

Hero Students

Yuga Aoyama: seemingly uninjured

Mina Ashido: uninjured

Tsuyu Asui: uninjured

Tenya Iida: uninjured

Ochaco Uraraka: minor injuries by Himiko Toga

Mashirao Ojiro: uninjured

Denki Kaminari: injured by Mr. Compress debris

Eijiro Kirishima: minor injuries by Gigantomachia

Koji Koda: uninjured

Rikido Sato: uninjured

Mezo Shoji: seemingly uninjured

Kyoka Jiro: burned earphone jack by Dabi

Hanta Sero: uninjured

Fumikage Tokoyami: burned leg by Dabi

Shoto Todoroki: 

severely burned by Dabi

Toru Hagakure: uninjured

Katsuki Bakugo:

severely injured, pierced organ and shoulder by All for one in Shigarakis body

Izuku Midoriya:

several broken bones in his entire body due to the usage of his Quirk

possible loss of function in his arms due to his usage of his Quirk

facial injury by Shigaraki

Minoru Mineta: uninjured

Momo Yaoyorozu: uninjured

Class B Students: uninjured

Mirio Togata: uninjured

Nejire Hadou: severely burned by Dabi

Tamaki Amajiki: current status is unknown

Paranormal Liberation Front

Tomura Shigaraki:

Body overtaken by All for One

Re-Destro:

Severely injured and pierced by Edgeshot

apprehended

Trumpet

Injured

apprehended

Twice

killed by Hawks

Dabi

burned due to overuse of his own Quirk

Geten

severely injured by Cementoss

apprehended

Himiko Toga: uninjured

Skeptic: uninjured

Spinner: uninjured

Mr. Compress: 

severely injured; missing part of his buttocks and his shoulder due to his usage of his Quirk

apprehended

Gigantomachia

sleeping due to the sedative

apprehended

Slidin’ Go: apprehended by Death Arms

Deceased Nomus

Mocha, Johnny, Woman, and other unnamed Nomu killed by Mirko or Shigarakis Decay

3 unnamed High-End Nomus apprehended / killed by several heroes

Surviving High-End Nomus:

7  unnamed High-End Nomus