This Is Pure Gold Right Here.

This is pure gold right here.

You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

Some deep sea Pokémon.

I would adopt one in a heartbeat.

Especially the Flumph. Always trust a Flumph.

Adopt a D&D monster today!✨💖

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Pokémon Crack Fic Ideas

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-A trainer feels sorry for their Psyduck and gives it migraine medication, with unexpected results.

-Arceus goes through an identity crisis. (Okay, this could be a crack fic, or you could get super philosophical with this one. Either way works.)

-Team Rocket’s Meowth sets out to start a new career in radio. Unfortunately, between his annoying voice and sketchy resume, he has trouble landing a job. Will anyone take a chance on him? And is this career change really his idea, or just another of Team Rocket’s crazy schemes?

-Ash’s Pikachu lives a double life as a bookie. (Don’t ask. I have no idea where this one came from.)

-Ash discovers a cave complex housing a cult of Pokémon who worship humans. They’ve kidnapped Jessie and James as their new chosen ones and won’t let them leave.

Completed my first ever community expedition in No Man’s Sky! Hello Games really picked a nice starting system for it. This moon is so beautiful that it’s heartbreaking.

G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas

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-Cobra Commander takes up knitting and stabs someone for insulting his handiwork. (Granted, his Joe voodoo dolls are truly hideous, as are his sweaters...)

-Snake Eyes gets tired of always wearing the same mask and goes to a costume store. He freaks out random Joes with his new selections.

-Storm Shadow, missing the tastes of home, just can’t seem to find a decent Japanese restaurant. He’s never been one for cooking, but he decides to whip up a dish himself. (You decide whether this results in success or failure.)

-Zartan leaves Cobra to seriously pursue a career as a rock star. He finds out he’s actually better at girl pop, instead, and unexpectedly becomes a new sensation. (Bonus: The Dreadnoks, realizing they’ve lost their leader to legions of adoring fans, decide to put a stop to this. But one of them becomes a fan themselves.)