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Hot Sauce Merchant

Your friendly wandering hot sauce merchant

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A Wonderful Hobby To Have, Since You Will Never Run Out Of New Things To Learn.

A wonderful hobby to have, since you will never run out of new things to learn.

I should get back to my garden soon; your anons caught me on one of the rare occasions I was actually in the middle of something. To be fair, I was glad for an excuse to leave it, as tending to an overly affectionate rose bush is not a particularly enjoyable task… But still.

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..

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1 year ago

(The merchant is confused by the eyes, but he loves the cloak immediately. He looks up to DG, down at the pile of soft fabric in his hands, considering.)

This is much lighter, thank you. I love the details, but… Why are there eyes?

IM FINISHED MERCHANCTS CAPE!!


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1 year ago

You are? That’s wonderful, DG, I hope you’re proud of your work. May I come visit you?

IM FINISHED MERCHANCTS CAPE!!


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1 year ago

That you do. They clearly like you quite a bit. Though I must admit, I’m confused about something - you seem to understand them. How is this possible?

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..


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1 year ago

Conversation topics that were banned at my lunch table:

1. The enormous conversation

2. The horse

3. The biblically accurate conversation

4. The Tube

5. Uranium

6. The Centipede of Birth

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1 year ago

(The merchant wraps his arms around DG, conscious of any sore spots where newly regrown scales were bitten off. Careful, now- don’t hurt him.)

Thank you for this gift.

IM FINISHED MERCHANCTS CAPE!!


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