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1 year ago

Understandable. I’ll leave these here, then.

(The Merchant drops off their gifts - a set of padded wooden forearm crutches, and a large bag of dog food for Darkclaw with a note on it that reads “DG, do not eat this. It’s for the dog.”)

Let me know if they don’t work well for you. I’ll find something else.

DG? I brought dog food for- oh, dear. What are you doing down there?

FLAT TIME.....


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1 year ago

Please don’t eat that, DG. It’s technically safe, but I doubt it would be pleasant to you.

DG? I brought dog food for- oh, dear. What are you doing down there?

FLAT TIME.....


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1 year ago

Unfortunately for this anon, I was informed by someone else. I’m here, DG. What do you need?

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

From what I’ve heard, my friend, it seems this is the tone you use when you’re frightened, wary or in pain. And you rarely speak this way around me, so forgive me for doubting you when you tell me you’re fine.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

…As you say.

Were the crutches any use to you? If they don’t fit or hurt to wear, I’d rather you tell me now than try to use them anyway and fall.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

That’s good to hear.

You said the water fixed something about your voice, right? I’d be happy to make my way to Ensa’s keep and walk back to the shore with you. I tend to rely too much on teleportation anyway- if it weren’t for you, I’d hardly remember that I should actually use my legs on occasion.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

You know I enjoy spending time with you.

(The merchant says this aloud, standing just out of sight now. They step forward into DG’s view.)

Shall we go?

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

(The merchant hovers next to DG, watching his walk to make sure he doesn’t fall as they make their way out)

As always, feel free to stop and rest on the way if you need to.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

You’re doing well. I hadn’t expected you to recover so quickly, considering the extent of the harm that… Was done to you.

(The merchant sounds pleasantly surprised by this development, cautious of mentioning Alphonze directly. There’s no need to stress DG now, though the merchant does hope that someday, those two might work out a more healthy relationship.)

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

(The Merchant nods - it seems there’s no more to say for now - and keeps walking.)

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

Overcast, (the merchant notes as he steps into the ocean.) We can stay out a little longer- ah, don’t take the crutches in with you, salt water will destroy them over time. If you leave them on the dock, that should be fine. I can keep an eye on them from here.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

(The merchant starts to do the same, remembers the bottles in his pockets, and runs his hands over his cloak. They can’t sit without potentially damaging everything they took with him.)

(As every time before, the merchant stands in the ocean next to DG, acting as a brace so he doesn’t end up washed away by the waves.)

Any better?

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

(He’s still speaking that way… It’s a little worrying, but maybe he just hasn’t had enough time.)

I met Caspian yesterday; you may have some memory of him. He is kind, if a little overly curious, and I hope to meet him again.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

Indeed.

(The merchant doesn't seem to have much else to say, and falls silent.)

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

It’s been a few hours now. Are you ready to head back, or shall we stay out a while longer?

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

Oh dear. You know, I would have thought we’d learned our lesson about trapping DG in boxes.

I must ask anons not to kidnap DG. It’s hardly polite.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

^ what you hear muffled inside the box.


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1 year ago

Yes, I know, I’m coming to get you out.

(The box is lifted, and the merchant carries it on his shoulder)

Alright? Got your cheese?

I must ask anons not to kidnap DG. It’s hardly polite.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

^ what you hear muffled inside the box.


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1 year ago

Well, you certainly seem fine. Are you? Do you need anything, or shall I be on my way?

I must ask anons not to kidnap DG. It’s hardly polite.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

^ what you hear muffled inside the box.


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1 year ago

I heard my name?

(The Merchant stands over DG, his cloak inexplicably covered in thorns.)

Your anons get more vague every time they send me here.

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..


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