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Was just reading about Lady Triệu on wikipedia and I think y'all would really like the 9 foot woman with 3 foot breasts.
"I'd like to ride storms, kill orcas in the open sea, drive out the aggressors, reconquer the country, undo the ties of serfdom, and never bend my back to be the concubine of whatever man."
![The earliest mention of Trieu Thi Trinh can be found in the "Jiaozhou Ji"(交州记) written in the Jin dynasty, and collected in the Taiping Yulan .[15] In the book Vietnamese Tradition on Trial, 1920-1945 written by David G. Marr, an American Professor, told the story of Trieu Thi Trinh as follow: Trieu Thi Trinh was a 9-foot-tall (2.7 m) woman who had 3-foot-long (0.91 m) breasts. She also had a voice which sounded like a temple bell, and she could eat many rice pecks and walk 500 leagues per day. Moreover, Trinh had a beauty that could shake any man's soul. Because of repeated altercations, she killed her sister-in-law and went to a forest in which she gathered a small army and attacked the Chinese.[16] When her brother tried to persuade her from rebelling, she told him:
I only want to ride the wind and walk the waves, slay the big whales of the Eastern sea, clean up frontiers, and save the people from drowning. Why should I imitate others, bow my head, stoop over and be a slave? Why resign myself to menial housework?[16]
After hearing Trinh's words, her brother decided to join her. At first the Chinese underestimated Trinh for her being a female leader but after some encounters, they feared her because of her gaze.[16] Three centuries later, she still offered spiritual support for male Vietnamese opponents of the Chinese.[16] During the 11th century she was honored by the Ly court with a lot of posthumous titles.[16] During the Lê dynasty, Neo-Confucianism became Vietnam's national ideology and many scholars aggressively tried to bring the practices of Trieu Thi Trinh into conformity with Neo-Confucianism. Nevertheless, she survived all their manipulations.[16]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/52da191a4785937ae600ec8b39837ba6/b5090a31b4451a67-34/s500x750/9f2285a651e7ab957e4f6c739b49484921e570b2.png)
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Recently I was working in a computer lab and a guy comes in with some friends. A few minutes go by and he starts playing the opening notes of witch doctor. He pauses it. He laughs uproarisously. He plays it again and laughs again. This repeats 6 more times. I wanted to wring his fucking neck so bad. I did not think I was violent but he showed me I am.
i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
In light of your passion for the Bearer of Agonies I have decided to make an amendment
Stormlight: what if Jesus was still on the cross. What if he could leave any time he wanted to, but doing so would doom all humanity. What if he had the will to suffer forever because his love for people was stronger. What if it wasn't jesus, it was someone else who wasn't the son of God but he took up the mantle anyway.
Mistborn: What if Jesus was a murderous con man with a huge grudge against God?
Stormlight: What if Jesus was still on the cross and had to suffer every day forever?
This is cited as an example of the appeal to the law on Wikipedia:
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
@shitsncraps made me cackle
I am accepting applications
I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around
CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.
FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh
Please. Those little guys can't do anything to me. Bet they can't even fry rice
eldest daughter shenanigans
Tumblr should not be advertising the "make unconsensual porn of people using their clothed photo and AI" app
How does one go about making a complaint aside from reporting the ad?
Sadeas themed valentines. I’m not responsible for the fallout if you shoot your shot with any of these
I cast the curse of NO dick (💀), NO balls (💀), and probably NO butthole since you now feed off of radiation (💀).
Dune: what if Jesus had foreknowledge of the crusades and decided to go through with it anyway?
Mistborn: What if Jesus was a murderous con man with a huge grudge against God?
Stormlight: What if Jesus was still on the cross and had to suffer every day forever?
when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
I'm in a similar situation, engineer taking a class outside my faculty, but I'm taking art so the art students aren't nearly as insufferable. It's still an interesting "fish out of water" situation for me though.
On the first day we all sat at big round tables with other groups of students and told each other our names and pronouns. This was a far cry from any other class I've taken where you sit and the prof tells you things and then you leave. (not bad, I've just never been personal with classmates)
Prof said you could use AI to complete assignments, so long as you cite it as a source.
We were talking about online controversy, and some girl with a ukulele is on the slide. Prof starts asking questions and people are answering and I realize everyone knows ukulele girl and her controversy except me. Didn't know tiktok drama was required reading for this course.
I have to take a business class as part of my master’s of engineering program and I’m looking around this lecture hall and I wonder how many of these people I could recruit into a cult. I bet it’s a lot of them. I think that’s probably the most ethical thing you can do with a roomful of prospective MBA’s.
Engineering Rizz:
Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.
Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating
Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn
Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.
Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me
Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull
Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster
Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending
Wait... people think Moash is irredeemable? In the everyone is redeemable books?
I swear every wise old sage is like this. "The moth carelessly seeking the moon may find the flame instead" yeah dude shut up I'm trying to tell you about this new crypto investment that's going to blow up
person who is chronically outside
I wish some ancient person had thought of this sooner so that it could be passed down the cultural zeitgeist and referenced in media everywhere.
