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Reason Why The Cons Join Orian
Reason why the cons join orian
Shockwave: why should we follow you?
Y/n: 😉😘
Cons and shockwave: we will follow you.
Or
Shockwave: why should we follow you?
Y/n: who ever joins first I'll make out with them.
Cons and shockwave: we will follow you.
Ain't no con gonna pass that up
immediate response. Hurry up reader, you have a lot of smooching to do
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More Posts from I-starcreamed


Look at him! All pumped up for the race.
I find myself weirdly attracted to this man. Too bad he’s such a bully.
I love you and your starscream stuff is keeping me Sane 😭 I'd be hyping him up since he's my glorious king

It’s a Pleasure to Meet you
Starscream x Reader- not alone
• Drifting between dream shores, the sound of something shattering against the wall jolts through you and you wake up gasping. Eyes wide, it only takes a second to find the source- your giant, alien roomie and kidnapper just smashed his tablet against the wall. The chair’s next, slung across the room with a snarl. Well. Whatever this is, you don’t like it. Not the fury making Starscream’s wings tremble or his hands curled into fists as he bares his denta and just shakes with fury.
• The sane part of you just wants to hunker under your stinking blanket and hope you’re forgotten about until he calms down. But as his hands reach up to grip his helm, you stand up and walk over to knock on the sheer side of your cage.
• “Want to talk about it?” That soft, hesitant voice snaps his head up. The human is staring at him and there’s no censure or mocking pity in their tone. Just worry. For him.
• That drains the rage out of him so suddenly he slumps on his berth, exhausted. Helm in hands, he watches his pet watch him in turn, little hands pressed against the inside of that energon cube he traps them in when he has to leave. “No,” he says, reaching to pull the cube down from the shelf. The human sits abruptly with a sharp inhale, but doesn’t resist or avoid his hand when he reaches in and picks them up.
• Why does the thump of its little heart against his servos soothe him? “Okay.” If it’s unhappy he won’t tell it what happened, it doesn’t let on. Just lays its head on his hand, trusting and patient. A little spot of warmth that he’s not yet ruined.
• “They’re all against me. Every one of them,” he mutters, spark constricting. Even his own trine were probably scheming his downfall. And he’s as trapped as the little human in his grip.
• “Not all of them,” you murmur, relaxing further into his warmth. He’s like a big space heater and with how chilly his quarters always are, you’re more than happy to play lapdog if you can just bask in his body heat. Especially if it calms him down from whatever mental ledge he’s on.
• And the last dregs of anger and resentment ebb as he runs the tip of a servo down the human’s spine. Wonders if his little human actually hates him for everything he’s put it through. It must, but it never acts like it. “What’s your name?” It’s not what he meant to ask, but it’s suddenly important.
• Surprised that he’s asked, you tilt your cheek against his warm hand before you tell him.
God, so what if gn cybertonian reader has a prosthetic arm that they can detach anytime they want?
I'm imagining them not having any ammo/weapons in a battle and uses their trump card, going, "Back up asshole! I'm armed!" And fucking detaches their arm and smack the shit out of their enemy.
Hcs for rotb scourge, Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime, and battletrap <3
ROTB X READER
THIS TOOK SO LONG IM SORRY! i genuinely loved this request but didn't have the inspiration for it back then. Anyways I love rotb cons <33 sorry this is so short
[ cybertronian!reader
post includes: Scourge, Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime, Battletrap, Nightbird]

Scourge
First time you do it, I think he would do a double take and then get fucking shot in the face
jk, he'd be like, "holy shit they can do that?!"
Hey, if it works, it works. It CAN be pretty badass too
Was very confused with it at first, but he gets used to it fairly quickly
"Y/N retreat! We're out of ammo!"
"nuh uh" proceeds to detach their arm and knock enemies over like bowling pins
Optimus Primal
He begs you to be careful
He sees you swinging around in the distance, and he grunts. “Y/N, put your arm back on! You’re going to hurt yourself!”
He lectured you the first time, maybe the second. But after, he gives up. He just sighs as you bitch slap Scourge on the battlefield
when you guys run out of ammo, he just looks at you. you know what to do
Optimus Prime
Very similar reaction to Primal, he just stares at you in surprise after a battle.
“…good work?”
He honestly doesn’t care he’s just a bit impressed. Will praise you for your quick thinking
The first time you did it, he thought you tore your arm off. But no, it’s fine. Just a prosthetic.
If he gets disarmed suddenly, he’ll happily take your arm and punch everyone. He learned it from you
Battletrap
eughhhh
also does a double take
he thinks its very badass
probably gets him in the mood for also punching his enemies
hey look! he also has a weapon he can throw around and slap people with!
sorry this is short I wish he had more screen time
Nightbird
will carry you as she flies and lets you hit enemies with ur arm
this is the only reason why I added her
I had a vison
thinks its dumb but when realizes you're a genius
powermove!
my queen
Heyy!! How you doing?~ I wanted to ask who do you think out of TFP's autobots would be most to least husband or boyfriend material 🫣🫣
Yippieee, 1st ask!! ヾ(≧ ▽ ≦)ゝI am the worst person you could have asked for a tier list of whom is good husband material and not so good (shaking TFP Starscream with her tiny hands). /j
WARNING: This all based on myyy own opinion, logic and what I know from the Prime series - so, all fun! Never take seriously what I say! Also, too much text.
(´艸`) ~
Transformers Prime - Most to Least husband material

MOST
Bumblebee - Baby boy, would be such a good husband. Soft and protective, good with kids, comprensive - the list can keep going! Perfection in person. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Optimus Prime - He is good husband material, but I fear his selflessness and will to give his life for the sake of others, specially you, can be a double edged sword... but he is nonetheless a good candidate to be husband.
Soundwave - A genius, intelligent, has sense of humor - can be quite stalkerish if you think about it, but it's loyal and definitely protective. If you don't mind the silence and the pattern of his speech, he is good husband material! Maybe the only thing that rests him points would be that he would give you a death scare if you forget he is there for a second.
Bulkhead & Breakdown - Same tier, both give me the vibes of 'I am a big guy, strong and ready to protect you' and 'the guy that will make you laugh, listen to you and can be quite naive (at some degree)'. They would be perfect to give you comfort and support, but have their flaws - impulsiveness, might not give the right answers or words in the moment. Nonetheless, good husband material, just be patience and easy with them! (Of course give them a slap at the back of their helms when needed).
Knock Out & Smokescreen - Same tier and like BH/BD; they can be good husband material, but I fear both can come off sometimes annoying because of their personalities. KO could be annoying because of his quite egocentric personality and Smokes is a yapper and quite impulsive. Buuut they are not the worst, good husband material with its flaws.
Arcee (Yes, I am adding her here (bisexual noises) & Cliffjumper - A duo as always, they can be good wife/husband material, buuut with how easy things can get in their nerves (speaking more on Cee's side since... well, we only had Cliff for 1 episode-), you'll need both patience and put your limits/stance if you want the relationship to work. And reassurance on Arcee's side. She has lost many partners already, you will need to show her kindness and softness, comfort and support. And she will pay you back the same and protect you dearly.
Ratchet - The middle point; I love Ratchet dearly, but I fear with the war and how much he has lost, adding to the fact he has decided to close himself off on some emotional levels in order to not 'keep suffering and focus on his tasks' he can be a 'good husband material but with it's difficulties'. Will need patience, reassurance and perseverance on this,
Starscream - Like Ratchet, but worse. Starscream can be a double-faced mech that is both a victim of abuse and his own problems (not able to trust others, cowardly, hurting others before he gets hurt, doing anything to get his own way) and also the culprit of making other victims. He is a mix of too many things, but we know he is loyal, and I'm sure that with time, too much patience and reassurance, he could become husband material. It's a "I can fix him" and it could work! ... or not.
Wheeljack - Yeah... I like him, but I'll have my doubts. I fear he might not be that a good material husband with how much he is travelling and moving from place to place. And I also fear there is a 50% he won't be that faithful or take your feelings in the matter as something important to evaluate. I love you Jacky, but the 'husband material' might not be quite here.
Megatron - Yeah... could work. Protective, secure of himself... quite aggressive, could snap or hurt you. If you add the dark energon, could hurt you badly or... offline you. Worst part, I think it could happen intentionally or, if it happnes by accident, will not mourn you. The 'I need someone strong as me, not weak' is playing in my head. (;′⌒`)
Dreadwing - Will be loyal, but with how he is prone to be aggressive and get physical, idolizing Megatron - I fear if the latter orders him to do something with you... might do it. (°ロ°)
Shockwave - Nuh-huh, always puts rational thoughts before feelings, and he might not be thaaat far from hurting you if he wants something for his own gain or use you as an experiment (actively or passive, might not see you 100% as an equal).
Airachnid - Haha. No. I support women rights and wrongs but cheez - doesn't totally see you as an equal and I fear she is ready to offline you if you are no longer something 'usable' for her.
LEAST

I think that's all of them! Just took the main-important ones in my point of view. As you can see, I like to write, I am yapper after all. (。・ω・。) Vhaos out!
D-16 and Orion hold Y/N like a barbie doll, Darkwing just grabs them by the neck as if they're a kitten
They're his discord kitten
SO ACCURATE!! Y/N literally fits in Darkwing’s palm 😢