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Orion tries to find D-16 to have another talk with him but instead he finds Y/N with Shockwave and Soundwave
"... Orion please close the door."
"Why are there two of them..."
"Orion. The door. Get out and close it."
He can't even say anything. Like he thinks it's weird but it's not like Y/N is selling out the bots or anything so he doesn't really have much ground to stand on in his opinion
HELPP THIS IS SO FUNNY
Trust me EVERYONE knows but they can’t even say anything to Y/N. Like you said, they’re not sharing confidential information or anything. They’re just…little dates.
Maybe a Con HAS tried to use Y/N for information, but eventually…accidentally…fell for their charm. Mission failed, but hey, when are we meeting up again?
"Why don't the cons ever attack you?"
Y/N: How about we stop talking for a little while?
Bee: It's cuz they keep making out with them
Y/N: ...That is true
no comment needed
Starscream: Oh pretty, won't you tell me what that leader of yours has planned?
Y/N: Dips him into a deep kiss
Starscream: ...
Starscream: Cl-clearly you won't give up information so easily! I must- yes, I must- we need to meet another time... So I can gather information! Yes!
Y/N: Okay ☺️
Starscream is one of those stubborn ones. He wants Y/N so bad
Soundwave, pointing a weapon at them: You can't talk me out of this! I'm loyal to my cause!
Y/N: Oh, did you forget all that fun we had... You'd throw a good thing we have away just because of sides? It won't matter after its over, you'd keep me safe and I'd keep you safe, no matter what happens
Soundwave: ...
Soundwave, crying a little while sitting down: How are you doing this to me
He's in love and mad about it 😞
Y/N is sooo happy having all the cons on their side (basically) meanwhile, they all want to be their favorite so bad. Even the stubborn ones
Thousands of years in the future, the war is over
Cons are at Y/N's door, asking for another date. There are claw marks on the door. The cons are getting increasingly desperate
LET THEM IN!! DONT BE SCARED!

New addition to the master list because I think these are so funny
do you guys like my titles!!
Reason why the cons join orian
Shockwave: why should we follow you?
Y/n: 😉😘
Cons and shockwave: we will follow you.
Or
Shockwave: why should we follow you?
Y/n: who ever joins first I'll make out with them.
Cons and shockwave: we will follow you.
Ain't no con gonna pass that up
immediate response. Hurry up reader, you have a lot of smooching to do
D-16: How did you convince Darkwing to be less of an asshole?
Y/N: I s-
Darkwing, putting his entire hand on Y/N's face to stop them from talking: How about we stop talking for a little while?
AHH THIS JS SO GOOD ANON

D-16 and Orion hold Y/N like a barbie doll, Darkwing just grabs them by the neck as if they're a kitten
They're his discord kitten
SO ACCURATE!! Y/N literally fits in Darkwing’s palm 😢
Starscream everytime megatron dies idk man:

STARING IN HERE WITH WIDE LOVING EYES
FINALLY A TFO BLOG
HELLO ANON!!
ever since I watched the movie I went crazy, they’re all I write for at this point ❤️
Darkwing: Freaking out about miners
Y/N: Darling~
Darkwing: Ye-yeah?
Y/N: Pay attention to me~
Darkwing: RIGHT AWAY 🫡🫡🫡
In short his S/O keeps distracting him whenever he starts to freak out. Orion thinks they're an angel. Y/N just wants to kiss their boyfriend and doesn't like it when he's paying attention to someone else cuz then they can't kiss
Headcanon, Y/N is best friends with Orion and D-16, friends with most miners. They do an amazing job at distracting Darkwing from getting them in trouble
Consider; Darkwing with an S/O who grabs him like a Barbie doll
Everyone is scared of his huge S/O 😞 except him, obviously
Oh my goddd, he’s head over heels. He secretly needs to get picked up by the waist I think <3
I just. Imagine if Orion and D-16 walk in on Y/N and Darkwing making out in a broom closet or something
Y/N: ...
Darkwing: ...
Orion and D-16: 😧
Y/N: ...I thought you said the door was locked
Darkwing: IT WAS!
Orion: I- uh, congratulations?
D-16: Out of all the possibilities bots, WHY HIM?!
Y/N: ...There are some things I cannot say in front of you
D-16 and Orion: Ew

i saw this post in passing awhile ago about how the movie bee's are usually touch starved and after watching tf1 its like... yeah. yeah i can see that for this one too. i wanna cup badassitrons face so sweetly so bad- oguh just like- cupping his face and turning it around a little bit (or trying to) and checking him over for injuries cuz he pulled something stupid (affectionate) and while you're fretting over him he feels like he got struck by lightning or some shit and has his 'oh. oh.' moment or w/e and jsut. i wanna be tender on him. this isnt a request or anything i just need to get it out of my system hgsjngkmds-
GOD I just saw a post about this too. While I never had an actual crush on him HES SO HUGGABLE?? He’s been my favorite ever since I was younger, I’ve definitely erm…switched sides but still!! Someone needs to comfort him!!!
Especially in TFO (spoilers under)
Especially since bro has been isolated for so long like…and then immediately he gets pulled into a conflict which will last years and years. I want to be his best friend! I want to tell him it’s okay! I need someone to be soft with him in every continuity!!
Funnily enough i want to make one 😅
You should make one!! I’d def join :3 if I don’t find any soon I might have to make one myself