I Am Shrunken Down And Brought To The Gnome World And When I Attempt To Assimilate To Their Culture I

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

I am so so sorry Tumblr users that have not posted Widojest content in four years that are now getting random notifications at probably 3 AM that I have liked your post but the autism is autisming and goddamnit I love them so fucking much it hurts and Jesus Christ why do I do this to myself I KNOW THEY ARENT ENDGAME SO WHY DO I INSIST ON—

Me when I’m so Abed nadir in the hot lava episode (I am actively avoiding touching the floor because I swEAR TO GOD I JUST SAW A FUCKING MOUSE ON MY FLOOR AND I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED AND NO I AM NOT CRAZY.)

poppy’s full last name, liwanag, means light. ian’s of course means dark.

they’re literally yin and yang. one cannot exist without the other.

Tell me why I was having a nice little flip through (a totally non-pdf, physically owned copy of) The Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount, and I got jumpscared by none other than TR*NT. FUCKING. IK*TH*N??? GET THIS BITCH THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME HELLO???

Hozier wrote Almost (Sweet Music) about Widojest. He doesn’t know it yet. But he did.