Tim : You Dumbass!

Tim : You Dumbass!

Dick : I didn’t t screw up that much!

Tim : The GCPD is hunting you down, you did screw up that much.

Tim : We’re dead, and if we don’t die here, Bruce and Alfred are going to kill us.

Jason : I have a solution

Dick : Thank god!

Jason : It involves fire

Bruce : Absolutely not!

Tim : Sigh* Why is this my family?

Damian : Tt, I still think we should have gone with my proposal.

Tim : Your suggestion included 30 cats and one pack of catnip, Damian.

Tim Drake H/c because I can

1. Dick

When Dick pisses Tim off. Tim disappears for a few days and no one knows where he is. Tims anger subsides fast when he’s alone so he’ll “remove” himself from the equation so to speak. And then Dick will be crying over Tim because it reminded Dick of when he didn’t believe him about Bruce.

2. Jason

When Tim is angry with Jason he’ll replace all his books with porn/smut. No matter where the books is, (because you can’t tell me Jason doesn’t have copies stashed around in different places) it will have smut. As you flip through the first few pages it will look normal and then BAAM, genitals all up in your face.

3. Damian

Damian’s threats and comments don’t really bother him because Tim knows they aren’t real. (Cough* cough*) But when Damian manages to say something that actually gets Tim angry, Tim will pretend like his plotting something and then let Damian drive himself into the ground with paranoia.

4. Cassandra

N/a

5. Bruce

Where do I even begin?? Tim will mess with the Watchtowers security. (Of course, there was proper planning and precautions put to this before it is done.) Tim will make the lights flicker and deactivate the system for a few moments before rebooting them.

Then he’ll move onto the bat-computer. He’ll erase some little details in Bruce’s files on criminals and watch him go insane because “I could have sworn I typed it down” Bruce is old. And he won’t be able to tell the difference.

And the thing I find the funniest is that half of the time Bruce and Jason don’t even suspect Tim at all. Bruce will think it’s Jason and Jason will think that it’s Roy. Because you can’t tell me Roy hasn’t done the same thing.

I stand by my decision.

Also, I want to talk about the fact I used such a cute photo of Damian and at the side it’s just ‘Purposeful Murder’.

Jason, pointing at Tim : Bruce, look me in the eyes and tell me that kid is okay.

*Tim, mixing in Monster and Red Bull with his coffee that has way more espresso shots than legally allowed*

Bruce : …He looks fin—

Jason : NO, HE FUCKING ISN’T. ARE YOU BLIND??

Bruce : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Dick : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Jason, pulling out his gun : Murder is okay.

Tim, blowing up Ra’s al Ghul bases : Murder is okay.

Damian, taking his katana out : Murder is okay.

Alfred, loading his shotgun : I wish more people broke into the Manor.