In Fucking Tears Rn

in fucking tears rn

Moxxie: Who do you think you're fooling?

Blitzø: Sometimes, the most important person to fool is yourself

When do you think Lucifer found out Alastor is an Overlord? When Mimzy mentioned it in episode 5 he was on the tour already and wouldn't have heard her

Lucifer: The quality sure went down while I was away.

I think alastor is egotistical enough to name all of them starting with A.

Im convinced Cas pretends not to know certain human things to keep people he doesn’t like away

-like he somehow acquired and learned to use a cellphone all on his own and called Sam as early as season 5

-he learned to drive when he lost his wings

-his angel army had a whole control room setup and bartholomew’s facial recognition software did not phase him one bit

-he somehow found an exacto knife when he needed one and proceeded to carve sigils on his chest

-he managed to stay hidden from angels, demons, BMOL when on the run with Kelly

but the moment you need him to do something he doesn’t want to, he suddenly has no idea how the world works. he turns into a cute little meow meow who can barely tell you his own name. 10/10 the bastard is playing everyone all the time

I think Blitz would advise, "Don't fall in love, kids. Do drugs." Please don't listen.