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I meant general relationship hcs! Can I request for hcs of what they’re like on a date when you're done with my request? Thanks!

What Stolas, Husk, Blitzo, and Alastor are like on dates

Of course! I’ll finish this first since it’s what I thought what you meant originally, so I already made some of it!!

Stolas

- Oh my! You want to go out with him? Well, then he might as well prepare an entire festival for you!!

- But in all seriousness, he’s quite over the top. But at the end of the day, he kind of prefers to stay indoors and just decorate.

- But it’s pretty 50/50, depends on his mood! He’ll either treat you to a fancy restaurant or just decorate his dining hall for you, and end the date off with you two heading to the bedroom. ifykyk

- Despite being a horny bastard, he’s quite the gentleman on dates!

- He’ll always be courteous to you, opening each door for you and paying the bill.

- He’s pretty good at giving compliments, you gotta admit. He knows just how to fluster you!

- But say anything back and he’s lovestruck, beet red, and turned on.

- He thinks you look absolutely ravishing, no matter what you wear! You’re his queen/king/royal, how could you not be stunning?

- Very good with small talk, but he can get burnt out if you don’t talk much. Just make sure to seem interested in him and you’ll have a great time!

Blitzo

- He’s.. quite creative, you have to admit!..

- His dates are rarely something as simple as getting lunch. Nono, he wants them to be memorable.

- So, what’s his idea of memorable? Hmm..

- Sneaking into a horse riding class on earth. Murder. Arson. Treason. Theft. Public indecency.

- So yeah.. have fun with that!

- But at the end of the day, one of his favorite things to do with you is just kick back, relax, order some food, and cuddle on the couch while watching shitty romcoms.

- He doesn’t really care what you guys do, honestly. You guys could literally be sky diving and he’d just be happy to be with you.

*LITERALLY FALLING FROM AN AIRPLANE THATS HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE SKY*

“OH SHI- Hey, have I ever told you how pretty your eyes are?”

- But at the same time, he likes it when dates mean something.

- For example, murdering your ex together!

- But seriously, he loves to just spend time with you in places you went to when you were still in the crushing phase.

Alastor

- Oh boy! He’s quite the gentleman, he’ll take you anywhere you want! It’s not like anyone can turn him down!

- Loves dancing with you, he’d absolutely adore to go on a date where you two just dance to his favorite songs!

- He’s always dressed to the nines! And by that, I mean dressed to the 1900s!

- Not particularly a fan of newer fashion. But hey, he’d be more than happy to fetch you some clothing from his time period if you so wish!

- He spoils you absolutely rotten! You are his one and only, after all!

- Oh, what’s that darling? You’d like some dinner? Why, of course! He’d say, before going on a killing spree, on the search for the perfect meat. Only the finest for his beloved!

- Would absolutely melt if you cooked for him.

- He actually enjoys cooking with you! He’s pretty good at cooking, and by that I mean he’s good at cooking people.

- All in all, he’s a classy guy who likes to show his darling the finer parts of this afterlife!

Husk

- Let’s get one thing straight. He’s just not really all that romantic of a guy.

- But hey, if you want to go out, then who is he to deny you?

- He’d be more than happy to spend some of his hard-earned gambling money to treat you to a lovely dinner at the local bar.

- He’s gotta admit, he loves the way you get so happy whenever you go out together.

- And my god does he love to see you dressed up all fancy, just for him. As much as he is a grump, he’s really fell for you!

- If you go shopping together, he’ll act annoyed when he has to help carry your bags, but if you offer to carry them all by yourself he’d act like you’re asking too much of him.

- He also acts reluctant to spend money on you out of embarrassment, but he refuses to let you pay for anything.

- He may be a bit of a gentleman with you, but that doesn’t mean he’s gotta be happy about it!

- He really likes going to bars with you. Shots on him, obviously.

- To give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s really trying to be a gentleman, but don’t expect him to last more that an hour without getting blackout drunk.

Helluva Boss Masterlist

Even if a character isn’t on here, there’s a good chance I’m still writing for them!

Blitzo

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario

Moxxie

Nothing yet!

Millie

Nothing yet!

Loona

Loona x touch starved! reader relationship headcanons

Stolas

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario

Verosika

Nothing yet!

Stella

Nothing yet!

Octavia

Nothing yet!

Striker

Nothing yet!

Asmodeus

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario

Fizzarolli

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario

Chaz

Chaz x reader general relationship headcanons

Crimson

Nothing yet!

Vortex

Nothing yet!

Paimon

Nothing yet!

All/Multiple

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario

What they're like on dates - relationship scenario (CONTINUED)

IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE. I WATCHED THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE HOURS AGO AND I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE BECAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. ITS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER

I LOVE THOSE 4 LITTLE GAY GUYS SO MUCH THEY ARE DRIVING ME INSANE JKHSKFGGVBHJBSSDFJGH

Rewatched 'Western Energy' and I was thinking Blitz sure would have left in that same van they rushed Stolas to the hospital in, huh?

This moment. This face. This is when I fell unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Blitzo. He is the worst employer ever, but wow, wow, I love this character and his dumb face and his dumb brain and his dumb lines and just. He's great. "Daddy likey dummy!" Like?? He said that and I lost it and am now eternally in love with this show.

Bro poor Blitzo. F in the chat for him y'all.

Uh oh! Bad decision, Blitzø!

"Yeah, gay."

them-coded

I've connected the fucking dots.

Just a lil idea that popped in my head since, y'know, Vox is canonically bi and Val is canonically pan just like Moxxie and Blitz. What do you want me to do? Not draw it?

Anyway, still dragging along this art block if anyone has any requests while a neglect linearting a slightly more complicated shitpost.

Happy New Year, folks!! This price is a few months old, but I've been waiting to post this for the new year - this is some of the fandoms I'm into and have loved this year. I hope 2024 is a kinder year to those who need kindness 💕

Couldn't fit every character I wanted, but there are bits and pieces of them in this lol

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE BLITZØ HAD EYEBROWS????

A redraw of Blitz from episode 6, Truth Seekers! Sadly I couldn't finish it since the layers got merged together!

Original sketch and scene under the line!

IT is literally the 15 May and we still have not gotten the full moon episode

Why is May taking so long

Human!Helluva boss because I’m rewatching it

I think this may legitimately be one of my favorite songs from Helluva Boss.

The animation was flawless and really highlighted the raw emotion in his voice.

AND BLITZØ!!! That is the face of a man who realized he fucked up.

I’m glad he was able to take a step back and accept his faults in the situation. I hope that they can eventually find a way to make it work.

Apology Tour was worth the wait. Now the wait for Ghostf**ckers begins 😖!

I recently watched Apology Tour, and I'm crying.

But I'm also happy because Verosika is there :)

I just love her new outfit 🩷

APOLOGY TOUR IS OUT

Let's talk about it!

I overall think this episode is really strong and follows on pretty nicely from its predecessor. I actually think I prefer this episode to full moon, it felt better focused with less tangents. The episode was allowed to stay consistent with its focus which I feel was really important.

I feel like the dialogue between blitzø and Stolas, particularly in the first scene, was really well executed and had good tension. It was nice to see Stolas maintain his frustration while in clear anguish over the situation.

I feel like the writers do a good job of showing how both are affected by the conflict, though, if I am to be a little critical (it could just be me) but it seems they are leaning more sympathy towards Stolas than Blitzø.

I do think Blitzø is more flawed in the vacuum of the relationship (with his ingoing problems with relationships), but in this case, his fears over the aspect of Stolas' position could be explored more and I hope they have Stolas reflect on how that impacts Blitzø

I loved the humour in this episode. It was more subtle and didn't take away from the tone of the episode. I especially liked the twist of the characters from ep1! I also found it funny how Blitzø's words on that apology list seemed more accurate in spelling and grammar than usual 🤔

I especially loved the ending. Though I wish we could have gotten more about Verosika and her specific history with Blitzø, I feel like we were given what we needed.

I like how they characterised Verosika in this episode. Though she is evidently very resentful, she takes the time to actually talk to and reasonably criticise Blitzø.

Her talk of their relationship works as a nice parallel to the present relationship between him and Stolas, giving good advice for how Blitzø can be better with the people he has now, which leaves him, quite rightfully, letting Stolas have fun without him.

I really hope they maintain this level of space between the two for a little to leave room for independent growth rather than a rushed rekindling. Time will tell! Overall I really enjoyed this episode and think it's one of my favourites in the season.

Let me know what you thought below!

Helluva Boss rant bc I am not ok after that episode.

Okay so just a silly little rant about the new Helluva Boss episode. So first off Vivienne Medrano if you don't let Stolitz have their happy little ending I will find your address in a very friendly way. ANYWAYS after that trainwreck of an ending and wanting to nicely bitchslap Blitz in a non abusive way after all of that I was thinking of what might happen in the future with the two of them. Hopefully in the end they will get together and everything will be okay but, what if that doesn't happen. I have multiple ideas of possible things that might happen for the future of Stolitz that aren't good so these better not happen

In the trailer for season two we saw that red avian looking dude who seems to be affiliated with the Goetia family and from what I've heard him and Stolas become friends or allies. Multiple outcomes can come from this. What if Stolas starts to move on from Blitz thinking that he does not reciprocate his feelings for him and starts developing feelings for this red avian guy who I don't know who his name is and don't feel like looking up.

Much like the first outcome, Blitz may start to develop feelings for someone else and start to drift apart from Stolas even more than before.

Going back to number one, Stolas can develop feelings for that red avian dude and they may get together. During this time, Blitz stops being a little bitch (sorry Blitz ily

Technically this goes with number three but still. If Stolas and that red avian dude get together, that guy might betray him. If he is working for say Striker or Stella or Andrealphus, he could be deliberately messing with Stolas's feelings and possibly have him assassinated.

Five and six are the worst for me since I could see the outcome of these happening. Something happens and Striker has Stolas pinned and captured and is ready to assassinate him. This time instead of Millie and Moxxie saving him, it's Blitz. Blitz takes down Striker and thinks that he's dead but once he's untying Stolas and confessing that he's sorry and loves him, Striker stabs/shoots him and he dies in Stolas's arms but not before Striker somehow magically dies.

And finally number six. This one is similar to number five. As an attempt to lure Stolas into getting himself assassinated/killed. Striker kidnaps Blitz and tortures him as a way for Stolas to sacrifice himself. Stolas goes to rescue Blitz and everything is going well. He thinks that he's eliminated everyone there, including Striker. He rescues Blitz and when they are walking out of this cave or whatever the fuck this will be in, Striker pops up from somewhere and shoots at Blitz. Sacrificing himself, Stolas jumps in front of Blitz and takes the bullet. He tells Blitz that it wasn't his fault and that he still loves him before dying in his arms. Blitz is now upset and depressed and pissed off all at the same time and kills Striker bc I want that bitch dead.

Gonna add one last one. I'm not going to type out number six all again so instead of Stolas dying he is taken to a hospital and recovers and him and Blitz get back together and live happily ever after.

Anyways there's my little rant of (bad) things that could happen in the future of the show with Stolitz.

Here i present to you my stolitz playlist because i am not recovering from the last episodes anytime soon

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1n7LGMTnK1x30L3zIWUcu8?si=ZxoZg7LPRtyDvfMmGD-Xdg&pi=Em_V2PoWSDqst

Have fun chat

After watching the new video in helluva boss, it took a while as to why Vortex was at the party. At first I thought he there as her bodyguard but there were moments he wasn’t. Like the Ozzie episode.

But after watching this scene multiple times (because this song is such a bop) I remembered that he is very empathetic and by the looks of it, to his employers as well.

My guess during or after the spring break episode, Verosika told Tex what lead to them breaking up. And once we got to hear what happened, we can understand how painful it was. My guess at the time, Tex was just indifferent since Luna is affiliated with Blitz. And kept his opinions to himself.

I wouldn’t be surprised that after Blitz ended up crashing Tex’s girlfriend’s party, he got a somewhat complete idea of what he thinks of Blitz; chaotic and destructive. And in this episode, Verosika probably extended the invitation to him so he can be included and understand just how dysfunctional he is. And by seeing how many of Blitz’s exes showed up, it just sealed the deal for him.

I’m sure there’s an emotional support dog joke in there because of just how patient and supportive he is with everyone. But I like to think he knows how much this affected Verosika that he probably just asked if he could be there just in case.

Also, my personal head cannon is that after the song, he picked up Blitz’s scent at alerted her afterwards. But instead of kicking him out, Verosika told Tex to just enjoy himself and that she’ll handle it herself.

And luckily, she did, and got some closure out of it.

Thank you for listening to my short Ted talk.

"a deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding" i'm going to choose to believe that includes marriage vows