My Mom To Her Friends, My Aunts, And Literally Everyone She Knows: Yeah, My Kid Is So Smart. She Is On

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

*at a party*

James: Do we need to leave? Do you not like it here?

Regulus: Oh, no, I just forgot to smile.

Sirius: if the opposite of pro is con

Sirius: then the opposite of constitution must be-

Remus: let me stop you right there

*regulus and Sirius arguing*

Regulus: you’re dumb!

Sirius: well you’re stupid!

Regulus: I- I don’t like your hair!

Sirius: *DRAMATIC GASP*

James: oooohhh he went there 😬

Yes please 😍😍

Minimalism is OUT, whatever this is is IN

Remus: Love, come here you look cold. *wraps Sirius in his arms*

James: *stares at Regulus expectantly*

Regulus: *not looking up from his book* Get a fucking coat, Potter.