Immortalsoul - I Beg Your Pardon...? - Tumblr Blog

Regulus: you have nice eyes

James: thanks, your kids can have them too

Regulus: what?

James: what?

*character, who has mental illness, went through many traumatic experience, and literally a wreck*

*the whole ass fandom*: I want that one

“I’m tired of losing”

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Regulus, captured by the death eaters after joining the order: Don't worry, James will get us out of this

Sirius, also captured: Can't you get us out of this, too?

Regulus: Yeah, but rescuing me makes him happy

Sirius: Ah... I wonder why Remus hasn't tried rescuing me

Regulus: To punish you for getting caught

Sirius: Yep, that sounds about right

Y/N, over text: Turn around.

Y/N: No, the other way.

Y/N: Wrong way again.

Natasha: Where are you??

Y/N: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

Marauders bedroom

Sirius: Prongs, what's got you in a mood?

James: Snape put veritaserum in my tea this morning

Sirius: I think that this is an opportunity

Remus: Sirius DON'T

Sirius: c'mone Moonyyy, don't you see the fun of the situation?

Sirius: Prongs, are you really in love with Lily?

James: No, i'm in love with your brother.

Sirius: WHAT!!!

Peter: I'm gonna go...

Sirius: MOONY, YOU GOTTA BACK ME UP HERE!! HE'S IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER! THAT'S AGAINST THE CODE!

Remus: What code?

James: Don't act like you're so innocent

Sirius: Oh yeah? What's my big secret?

James: You're desperately in love with Moony

Sirius: PRONGS WHAT THE FUCK?!!

James: You asked!!

Remus: Did- did he tell you that?

James: Yeah, he's been obsessed with you since like fifth year, he wouldn't stop talking about y-

Sirius: *tries to kill James*

Remus: *Looks at Sirius and smiles*

WET SOCKS!! THE ABSOLUTE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!

My biggest pet peeve in the world, right after stepping on a wet spot with socks on, is finding out later that something was far, far simpler and easier that I could have guessed. It's working with people who think I'm making things far harder than they have to be, but I'm thinking "surely, you jest! It can't possibly be that easy, that simple!" Is the bar too low or do I expect too much? I function too high intellectually to comprehend such small, simple, miniscule, tiny, little things. It drives me nuts!

That and over packing for trips to anywhere for any length of time.

Grimmauld Palace, 1993

barty: nice onesie. Does it come in men?

harry, annoyed 13-year-old: oh I think you come in men enough for all of us

sirius:

evan:

james:

pandora:

marlene:

lily:

regulus: oh i'm so proud of you <3

Girls don't want boyfriends, they want fictional male characters with a troubled past, scars, dark hair, daddy and mommy issues, who are looking to redeem their honor by hunting down the avatar

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

remus, angrily: ARE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: KIDDING ME, YOU- sirius: fucking remus: PIECE OF- sirius: shit remus: I HOPE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR- sirius: fucking remus: LACES james:........what the hell was that? sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit

Not Loki using the whole Avengers movie as an example of letting his emotions get the better of him.

Snape: can you please tell the class why you’re so late?

Harry: well someone told me to go to hell

Harry: couldn’t find it at first

Harry: but then I came here

Tony: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Bruce: Okay…

Tony: Except my middle finger. Send that to Steve.

Steve: Hey-

Y/N: Done.

Steve: Hey!

Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

there are two types of children who come out of abusive homes. Sirius and Regulus are them, that’s why they are always at odds.

Sirius knows how precious sleep is, he can sleep anywhere anytime at the drop of a hat

Regulus can’t let himself sleep. Even safe and alone he feels so uncomfortable and can’t sleep until his eyes droop and he can’t fight anymore

Sirius’ rage turns hot and passionate, an angry fire blazing

Regulus’ rage turns cold and calculate, concentrated into fine points of cruelty

Sirius feels everything all too much, consuming all of him until he cannot feel himself anymore

Regulus feels so little that he cannot navigate his own emotions, and when he feels something strong it consumes every part of him

Sirius begs for contact and touch with everyone he knows, to confirm they are there, and to soothe him

Regulus’ skin pricks when he is touched, no matter how much he loves them. He can’t handle close proximity

Sirius hides his pain with a smile

Regulus hides behind dead eyes

and yet they are still, two scared and traumatised boys, hiding.

they hid in that house, and they hide now, with the people they love most.

because that’s the Black brothers. they hide.

because they don’t know how to be found.

but they’re begging

they are begging to be found.

Anything for our Moony!

how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin