Harry Potter Memes - Tumblr Posts

have some drarry because i love them hehe

draco: how tall are you?

harry: height is a social construct

draco: so you're short

harry: listen here y-

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draco: why would you give scoripius a knife????

harry: he felt unsafe :(

draco: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE

harry: ...would you like a knife?

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draco: say yes to drugs

ron: say no to drugs

harry: it doesn't matter what you say to them

harry: if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs

ron: B R O

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harry: *gets on one knee*

draco: oh merlin it's finally happening

harry: *ties shoelaces*

draco: he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

harry potter books as clickbait titles except that it's actually true

philosophers stone: 'I'M A WIHAT? STORYTIME: Got sent to a WIZARD SCHOOL and KILLED a teacher!'

chamber of secrets: 'THE HEIR OF WHAT? STORYTIME: My best friend got petrified so I went down a toilet to kill a SNAKE and a HANDSOME BOY?'

prisoner of azkaban: 'HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! STORYTIME: My teacher is a WEREWOLF?? A murderer that escaped from prison claims to be my GODFATHER!'

goblet of fire: 'I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME IN THAT CUP OK? STORYTIME: Got put in a DEADLY TOURNAMENT! (BI AWAKENING) VOLDEMORT IS BACK AND HE KILLED MY CRUSH! (EMOTIONAL)'

order of the phoenix: 'NEW PRINCIPLE? STORYTIME: Dumbledore wouldn't talk to me! NEW PRINCIPLE MADE A LOCKDOWN?? My GODFATHER is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'

half blood prince: 'I TOLD YOU HE'S A DEATH EATER MIONE! STORYTIME: Draco Malfoy was CRYING IN THE BATHROOM so I almost KILLED HIM! HORCRUX HUNTING WITH DUMBLEDORE(HE DIED!!!)'

deathly hallows (pt.1 cuz its too long): 'DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL! STORYTIME: Searching for horcruxes! I stole DRACO MALFOY'S WAND?? IT WORKS PERFECT WTF! Dobby is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'

deathly hallows (pt.2): 'BROKE INTO A BANK! STORYTIME: Freed a BLIND DRAGON and sneaked into HOGWARTS! (STARTED A WAR) Saved MALFOY from the FIENDFYRE! EVERYONE STOP FUCKING DYING! (Snape is ACTUALLY GOOD) KILLED TOM WITH AN 'EXPELLIARMUS'! (VERY EMOTIONAL)

cursed child: 'MIONE WHY DIDN'T YOU DESTROY THAT DAMN TIME TURNER! STORYTIME: Voldemort has a DAUGHTER? DRACO'S child and MY CHILD are BEST FRIENDS??? They travel in TIME! Almost died (AGAIN)'

Random Hogwarts student: I heard Harry Potter is insane! Harry, as if summoned by his name: I'm not insane Harry: I am emotionally unhinged, though Random Hogwarts student:

Credits: Me

what if i told you....and be ready

my patronus is a thestral....?

the family wifi name after I started paying for the wifi bills

harry saw sirius being tortured and was deadass like “ok i’m going straight to the ministry alone and take on the most powerful dark wizard in history even though i’m a fifteen-year-old barely trained boy”

like uhhhh what the fuck did he expect to do even if sirius WAS there?

harry: oi, voldemort! stop torturing my godfather!!

voldemort: avada kedevra

harry: dies

Severus: Shit, we’re gonna die.

Dumbledore: Now, I don’t wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Severus: Yay, we’re gonna die! Woooo!

Severus: What an idiot!

Severus: *realizes it’s you*

Severus: Oh, hey! That’s my idiot!

Y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?

Severus: No.

Y/n: Well, it’s working.

Oh so you are not a muggle huh?

Then why are you still waiting your letter 😀

Dumbledore and Mad Eye on their way to CALMLY ask Harry if he put his name in the goblet of fire.

*James gets rejected by Lily for the 62637372827th time and is about to ask for the 62637372828th time*