If You Want To Talk To Children Or Make Your Speech Child Friendly

If you want to talk to children or make your speech “child friendly”

Fuck: Shoot

Crap: shoot

Damn: shoot

Any single “bad word” with no meaning: shoot

Grandmaster: So do you like being the little spoon or the big spoon?

Loki: I'm not a spoon. I'm a knife. And I'm going to stab you in the eyeball.

Steve: How did you get in here?

Natasha: The window or, as I like to call it, the "Natasha Door."

Miles: That was the worst flying of all time!

Sam: That's because it wasn't flying! It was falling and crashing!

“Listen, Loki. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a frost giant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

-Thor

I need an AU where Amadeus and Maddy cho are adopted by Bruce banner after Helen cho dies