Torbek: *Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat*

Torbek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Gideon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Torbek: If Torbek had a dollar for every ounce of rage Torbek felt in his body after he read this text, Torbek would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Frost: Actually I did the math, Gideon would have $225, not $0.15.

Gideon: Fam I’m right here....

Kremy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Torbek: while you’re there could you buy Torbek an apply juice please?

Kremy: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Torbek: :(

Frost: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gideon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Kremy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Frost: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Twig: Yeah and he want soda and apply juice.

Frost: Apply juice to what.

Twig: Directly to the forehead.

Gideon: Great chat everyone.

@bathe-in-dragons-light is a Sarnax account for your hub post

Already done <3

Nice Ted talk!

Will you do another?

*LEANS INTO MIC*

Torbek, Frost, and Gricko. I will not be taking questions.

Kremy: *sucking on a popsicle*

Gideon: Pfft, you practicing for later or somethin’?

Kremy: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Gideon: *Concern*

Kill me, it's for the greater good

Curse of Stradanya

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Silas "Shepard" Morgan

Victoria Issacs

Kana Soyokaze

Prof. Clayton Azran

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