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1 year ago

Gideon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Kremy: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Gideon: I said within reason, Kremy. How about I murder that guy?

Kremy: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Gideon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?


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1 year ago

Gideon: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Kremy: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Gideon: It’s four in the morning.

Kremy: Turn the light back off.


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1 year ago

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Gideon: i like my men

Kremy: smoky, full bodied, and leaves you gasping a little

Frost: twice my age and from Scotland

Gricko: left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen


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1 year ago

Gideon: What do I get?

Kremy: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Gideon: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Kremy: It won't be you.

Gideon: I'll get my coat.


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1 year ago

kremy: you make me feel like a snowflake when you`re around. one touch and I melt

gideon: yeah literally

kremy: no gid unironicaly


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1 year ago

gideon to kremy: are you a magician because when i look at you everyone else disappears


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1 year ago

Gideon: Just be careful, Kremy!

Kremy: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Gideon!

Kremy: It's everything around me that's careless.


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1 year ago

Gideon: I would never say that my Kremy is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My Kremy is a bitch and I like them so much!


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1 year ago

Kremy: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Gideon: *covered in ink* Well maybe the squid was being a dick


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1 year ago

Gideon: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Kremy: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Gideon: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.


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1 year ago

Kremy: Gid and I were crossing the street and this guy drove by and honked at us.

Frost: And what did Gideon do?

Kremy: Well he chased them to the next red light, reached into the window and-

Gideon: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?


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1 year ago

**Kremy:** That was so hot, Gid.

**Gideon:** I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

**Kremy:** I'm so in love with you.


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1 year ago

I feel like Gideon is very obvious to romantic or sweet gestures from kremy. When he dose realize it's very effective and he melts internally.

Like:

Kremy: *gives him a rose saying it matches his eyes*

Gideon: oh yeah it does! Thanks!

Later

Gideon:...wait a minute. Did he just-


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1 year ago

G: Babe why are you wearing my hoodie?

K: Because I'm freaking cold Gid!

G: COULDN'T WE JUST CUDDLE?!


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1 year ago
Grandpas Being Grandpas.

grandpas being grandpas….


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1 year ago

**Gideon:** Are you free tomorrow?

**Kremy:** No, I’m fucking expensive every day.


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1 year ago

Kremy : My hands are cold.

Gideon : Here, let me hold them.

Kremy : My lips are cold too.

Gideon : *covers Kremy 's mouth with their hand*


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