Kurt: In French, You Dont Say I Miss You You Say Tu Me Manques Which Means You Are Missing From Me And

Kurt: In French, you don’t say “I miss you” you say “tu me manques” which means “you are missing from me” and I think that’s beautiful.

Rogue: Here, you don’t say “you all” you say “y’all” which means you all, unless there’s more people, then you say “all y’all” which means “all you all” and I think that’s beautiful.

Kurt: How the hell are we related?!

Jubilee: It’s so annoying how Scott is good at everything! There’s got to be SOMETHING he’s terrible at!

Kurt: Yeah. Maybe he’s a bad kisser or something.

Pietro: No, he’s good at that too.

Ororo: What?!

Jubilee: What?

Jean: What?

Alex: WHAT?!

Pietro: . . .

Pietro: What?

Just imagine the comedic value of Dick Joke^2. You either have a) a couple that Agatha separated during the illusion and Jack jokes about Ralph cheating until the end of time or b) Wanda casts two strangers as the married couple of Pietro and Scott Maximoff. After she takes down the hex they just kind of shrug and stay married. Pick your poison.

is it possible for me to push ronica to be a popular ship without ever putting effort into writing anything for it just for the sake of the name? because I hate it

Alex: So, you’re gay?

Scott: I’m not gay, obviously.

Ororo: You’re having a romantic relationship with Pietro.

Scott: You’ve got me there!

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Aw, you’re so sweet!

Peter: How are you feeling on a scale of the Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” to Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”?

Wanda: I’m at a solid “Faith” by Limp Bizkit.

Peter: Jean?

Jean: It’s between two Eurythmics songs. “I Saved the World Today” or “Miracle of Love”.

Wanda: Oh, nice!

Peter: What about you, Dad?

Erik: *turns to Scott* How do you date that? How can you stand it?

Scott: He’s hot, the little spoon, and a top. What’s not to love?