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*post s8*

Hyde, gesturing to the guy talking to Red: So, that's your new boyfriend?

Jackie, smiling at her boyfriend: Yep, that's him. Isn't he the sweetest?

Hyde: That's cool.

*later, after one too many beers*

Hyde, mimicking Jackie: Isn't he the sweetest?

Hyde: That's not cool.

Hyde: I hope he dies.

Jackie's boyfriend: We can hear you.

Hyde: Good.

*part 1 here*

Hyde, still drunk: Why is he even here?

Jackie's boyfriend: You got a problem with me, man?

Jackie: Oh God...

Hyde, slurring: Yes, I do. I should be getting back together with my chick, but you're ruining my plans, dumbass.

Jackie, muttering to herself: What did I do to deserve this? I just wanted to have dinner.

Jackie's boyfriend: You're so full of shit.

Jackie: I knew I should've ordered a pizza. [looks at her friends and the Formans] You're just gonna sit there and watch?

Fez: It is more entertaining this way.

*now Hyde and Jackie's boyfriend are fighting*

Jackie's boyfriend: Ow, my eye!

Kelso: Hey, that's my line, man!

Hyde, after getting punched in the face: I'm too drunk for this.

Jackie: GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!

Everybody:

Eric: Just to be clear, which one are you referring to?

Kelso: I have nothing to do with this.

Jackie: Uh... the one that's actually my boyfriend? [grabs the bottle of tequila and leaves the room] Excuse me, I need a drink.

Donna: Man, I missed all this drama!

*part 2 here*

Hyde, who had just entered the kitchen: Hey, you want company?

Jackie: Yours? I think I'll pass. [proceeds to take a shot of tequila]

Jackie 1 × Hyde 0

Hyde: Listen, I'm sorry I ruined your dinner but, to be fair, you ruined mine when you brought that asshole here.

Jackie, sarcastically smiling: Well, you ruined my entire life when you brought that stripper here. And you had the nerve to call me a whore. And a slut. And a bitch. And a skank. Did I forget something?

Jackie 2 × Hyde 0

Hyde: Okay, I guess I deserved that.

Jackie: It sucks, doesn't it? When someone throws all your shit back in your face...

Hyde: Yes, it does.

Jackie: You're such a hypocrite. You want me to forgive you and get over everything you've done, but if I was the one who cheated, or the one who went out on a date with a biker guy, or the one who married a Las Vegas stripper, you wouldn't even look at me. [proceeds to take another shot of tequila]

Jackie 3 × Hyde 0

Hyde: You're...

Jackie, interrupting him: Shut up, I'm not done speaking. I kept this to myself for so long... I'm not your mother, Steven. You kept waiting for me to give up on you, but all I did was love you. I loved your flaws and qualities, I tried to push you to be your best self. Every mistake I made was trying to make it better for both of us, but it wasn't enough for you to make an effort, was it?

Jackie 4 × Hyde 0

Jackie: Aren't you tired?

Hyde: Of what?

Jackie: Of hurting me and destroying whatever piece of joy I have left.

Jackie 5 × Hyde 0

Hyde: We spent so much time together that your selfishness rubbed off on me. I can't lose you, not again. I don't want to destroy your happiness, I want to be the reason why you're happy.

Jackie: Yeah, calling me names and rubbing your marriage in my face is a great way of showing you want to make me happy.

Jackie 6 × Hyde 0

Jackie: I'm out of here.

Hyde: Please, don't go yet. Stay. Fight with me. Tell me I'm a jerk who's not good enough for you. Scream at me. Hit me, if you want. But please, don't leave me again.

Jackie: I never left, you wanted me to go.

Jackie 7 × Hyde 0

Hyde: And now I want you to stay. Make my life a living hell, make me grovel, make me work fucking hard for the privilege of holding your hand again. Stay and punish me until you feel like giving me one more, lousy chance. But, please Doll, don't go.

Jackie: This is so... out of character.

Hyde: Choosing anybody over you was out of character, this is what I should've done a long while ago.

Jackie 7 × Hyde 1

*part 3 here, hours later*

Jackie: I can't believe you did that!

Hyde: A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Jackie: You sent my boyfriend home after telling him I wanted to break up with him!

Hyde: Well, I had to.

Jackie: But I never said that!

Hyde: But you wanted to, because you're gonna spend weeks punishing me before you take me back.

Jackie: I never agreed to any of this.

Hyde: Okay then, if you don't want me back, call him and tell him the truth.

Jackie:

Hyde: Gotcha. You still want me.

Jackie, reaching for the phone: In your dreams, Steven Hyde.

Hyde, stopping her: Okay, I'm sorry. I should've let you deal with him.

Jackie: You're still assuming I agreed to this– whatever it is that you're planning.

Hyde: The only thing I'm planning, sweetheart, is our wedding.

Jackie, muttering to herself: I just wanted to have dinner. That's all I asked for.

Jackie: I hate you.

Hyde: Oh, really? Then why are you so obsessed with me?

Jackie: Because I hate you so much that it's impossible to think about anything else.

Kitty, singing in the background: But I can't help falling in love with you...

*part 4 here*

Donna, watching Hyde: Tell me, when are you going to finally take that poor guy back?

*they were at the pool, and Hyde was glaring at every living being that dared to look at Jackie*

Jackie: Maybe in a week, maybe in a month, maybe never. Who's to say?

Donna: Unbelievable. This has been going on for over a month now, aren't you tired?

Jackie: Let me think for a sec... [pause] No, I'm not.

Donna: Oh, c'mon Jackie.

Jackie: He literally asked for this, you can't even blame me. Besides, I'm not doing anything too drastic.

Donna: Yesterday you made him sing Tiny Dancer... in front of everybody! [smirks] Thanks for that, by the way.

Jackie: You're welcome.

Donna: But, seriously, are you really gonna take him back?

Jackie, sighing: Only when I can look into his eyes without feeling like the rag doll he poked for fun.

Donna:

Donna: Ouch.

Jackie: Yeah, that sounds so depressing... [pause] I think I'm gonna need another martini.

Donna: Fuck the patriarchy!

Jackie: Yes, fuck the patriarchy!

*hours later*

Donna: Jackie, when I said "fuck the patriarchy", I didn't mean "fuck Hyde".

Jackie: But he's a man, isn't he part of the patriarchy?

*watching Eternals at the movies*

Eric: Sometimes, I wish I was a giraffe too.

Donna: I love women.

Kelso: Of course he's the bad guy, villains are always the hottest.

Fez: YOU SONUVABITCH!

Hyde: Flying into the sun to avoid therapy? Yeah, I can relate.

Jackie: It's the way he said 'my beautiful, beautiful Makkari', it's giving me 'the best couple' vibes.

Hyde, down on one knee: I like your name and all, but my last name sounds so much better with it.

Jackie: Seriously? That's how you're gonna propose?

Hyde: I'm on my knees, what else do you want?

*part 5 here*

Hyde: So... you finally decided to give me another chance?

Jackie: Yep, one tiny, lousy, last chance.

Hyde: And... what about all the stuff I've been doing for the last few months?

Jackie: Oh, that was just me having fun at your expense.

Hyde: Damn, that's so... badass. [smirks]

Jackie: Yeah, don't make me regret it.

Hyde: Can I kiss you?

Jackie: No, but you can hold my hand twice a day.

Hyde: That's enough... for now.

Jackie: Actually, that's gonna be enough for as long as I say so.

*part 6 here*

*a week after she gave him another chance*

Hyde: You're so beautiful, Doll. I really wanna kiss you.

Jackie: Nice try, handsome. [walks out]

*a month later*

Hyde: I hurt myself... kiss it better?

Jackie, looks up from the magazine she's reading: You should see a doctor, it looks ugly. [turns her attention back to the article]

*Veteran's Day*

Hyde: Did you know it's the anniversary of our first date?

Jackie: Yeah, and you're not gonna feel anything for real this time.

*Christmas Eve*

Hyde: Oh, look! Mistletoe...

Jackie: Thank God I'm not under it.

Fez: I'm under the mistletoe...

Hyde: Yeah, that's not happening.

*New Year's Eve*

Hyde: So... midnight.

Jackie: Not gonna happen, give it up.

*Valentines Day*

Hyde, handing her a present: This is for you...

Jackie: Oh, so now you believe in Valentines Day? How convenient. [opens the present] Oh, it's so cute! Thank you...

Hyde: That's all?

Jackie, huffing: Alright! [kisses him on the cheek] Thanks, Puddin'.

Hyde: I'm going insane...

*another month*

Hyde: Come on, Jackie. This can't be easy for you too...

Jackie: It's quite easy, to be honest.

*later, that same day*

Jackie, on the phone with Donna: It's not easy, it's the hardest thing I've ever done. The worst torture possible. I don't think I can keep up much longer.

Donna: Well then, maybe it's time to... I don't know, let it go?

Jackie: No, it's not. This is the first time I'm actually holding grudge, you should encourage me to continue. Come on Donna, be a good friend!

Donna, sighing: Make him miserable.

Jackie: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

*part 7 here*

Hyde: I think this is yours... [hands her the Zeppelin shirt]

Jackie: It's not mine anymore, I gave it back to you.

Hyde: Actually, you threw it at me. But that's beside the point, just take it.

Jackie, after a pause: You know, I thought about setting this on fire or throwing away or both. But I just couldn't do it.

Hyde: Why?

Jackie: Because then it would be over. We would be over. And I guess a part of me wasn't ready, back then.

Hyde: Are you ready now?

Jackie, whispering: No.

Hyde: Oh baby, don't cry. I don't wanna see you crying anymore. I love you, and I'll wait for as long as you want.

Jackie: Steven, what if I don't want to wait anymore?

Hyde: Then we don't have to.

Jackie: Kiss me.

[He does]

Hyde: So... did you feel something?

Jackie, after a pause: Yeah, I felt everything.

Eric: I'd catch a granade for you.

Donna: Aw, thank you...

Hyde: I'd throw a granade at Forman for you, babe.

Jackie: That's so hot... please do.

Hyde: Oh, man. I can't find a snack...

*Jackie walks into the kitchen*

Hyde: Found one.

*at a bar*

Jackie: This guy just offered to buy me a drink...

Hyde: Huh.

Eric, whispering to Donna: Oh my God, he's gonna punch the guy!

Hyde: Bring me a beer, Doll.

Jackie: You got it.

Eric, to Donna: Well, I wasn't expecting that.

Donna: Jackie, bring me one too!

*season 4*

Hyde: Hey...

Jackie, annoyed: What?

Hyde: I'm sorry I burned you... I was just trying to flirt.

Eric, after walking in on Jackie and Hyde making out: I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS AND THIS HAPPENED?!

Jackie: Technically, this happened while you were still here, so...

Hyde: And, I mean, you kinda caught us before, you were just too dumb to notice...

Eric:

Eric: EW! Man, you told you were looking for your lighter...

Hyde, smirks: Oh, yeah, I dropped it right under her skirt.

How the T7S characters would react to a hate comment:

Eric: You remind me of my father.

Donna: Fuck you, dillhole!

Kelso: BURN! They're burning me, but still a good burn.

Fez, on the verge of tears: I will not dignify that with a response, because I can't think of one. But when I do, a good day to you!

Jackie: Love me, hate me. Say what you want about me. As longs as you're talking about me, it means I rented an apartment on your mind.

Hyde: *wouldn't answer because he doesn't care*

Hyde, sees Jackie: DIBS!

Jackie: You're literally my boyfriend, you don't have to call dibs on me.

Hyde: Oh, yeah, I know. I just wanted to mess with Kelso.

Kelso, huffing: It's not fair!

Hyde: Fuck you!

Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you want to!

Hyde: I'm outta here.

Jackie: Face the truth, Steven! You can't ignore me forever!

Hyde: I can try.