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3 years ago

Donna: Why are you so... overdressed?

Jackie: I'm not overdressed, you're underdressed.

Donna:

Jackie: Besides, this is a small town, anything is overdressed...


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3 years ago

Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?

Hyde: Yeah.

Jackie: Eric told me what you said...

Hyde: What was that?

Jackie: That you're in love with me.

Hyde, too stunned to speak:

Jackie, sighing: Coward.


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3 years ago

Donna, throwing her make-up bag across the room: Argh!

Jackie: Hey, what happened?

Donna: Well, 13-year-old me decided she was not gonna be like other girls and now I don't know how to use an eyeliner!

Jackie: Don't worry, Donna. Thankfully 12-year-old me decided she was gonna be the it-girl, I can help you.


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3 years ago

Donna: Oh my God, what the hell are you doing with your life?

Jackie: Uh... I don't know if you've noticed but, I have no idea what the hell is going on with my life. I'm just in charge of the outfits.


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2 years ago

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?


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2 years ago

Donna: Being your friend is like starring a soap opera. The drama never ends.

Jackie: Well, if anything, I'm the star, and you're... there.


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2 years ago

Donna: So, are you in?

Jackie: Yeah, ruining men's lives is my favorite sport after cheerleading.


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2 years ago

Donna: You’re so judgemental.

Jackie: Well, so are you.

Donna: *pauses*

Donna: Wow, we really are bitches.

Jackie: Embrace it, Donna.


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2 years ago

Eric, surprised: So, you proposed to her?

Hyde: Yeah.

Eric, still surprised: And she said no?

Hyde, shoulders slumping: Yeah.

Eric: Wow.

Hyde: Why are you so surprised? Can't believe she said no?

Eric, laughing: Nah, I can't believe you asked.

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Donna, skeptical: So, he proposed to you?

Jackie: Yeah, out of nowhere.

Donna, still skeptical: And you said no?

Jackie, rolling her eyes: Yeah.

Donna: Wow.

Jackie: Why are you being weird? Do you think I'm lying?

Donna, laughing: Kind of. Never thought you'd say no.


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1 year ago

*taking her mugshots*

Officer: Name?

Jackie: Jacqueline B. Burkhart.

Officer: What does the "B" stand for?

Jackie: Beautiful.


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1 year ago

Jackie: I don't like it when we're fighting.

Hyde: So?

Jackie, sarcastically: So?

Jackie, angry: So you better apologize to me and admit you were wrong so I can forgive you!


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1 year ago

Jackie: Steven, I'm gonna be straight with you.

Hyde, confused: Ok.

Jackie: I wanna hook up with you. Can you please hit on me so we can get started?

Hyde, smirking: Come here often?


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4 years ago

Sokka: the urge to shoot grapes out of my mouth is growing everyday


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