Jackie X Steven - Tumblr Posts

Eric, after walking in on Jackie and Hyde making out: I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS AND THIS HAPPENED?!

Jackie: Technically, this happened while you were still here, so...

Hyde: And, I mean, you kinda caught us before, you were just too dumb to notice...

Eric:

Eric: EW! Man, you told you were looking for your lighter...

Hyde, smirks: Oh, yeah, I dropped it right under her skirt.

Hyde, to Jackie: Stop being so mean to me...

Hyde: Or I swear to God, I'm gonna fall in love with you.

Jackie: Steven, you have to apologize to Michael.

Hyde, huffs: Fine.

Hyde, to Kelso: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hyde, sees Jackie: DIBS!

Jackie: You're literally my boyfriend, you don't have to call dibs on me.

Hyde: Oh, yeah, I know. I just wanted to mess with Kelso.

Kelso, huffing: It's not fair!

What really happened during that summer:

Hyde: I'm bored, let's play put a finger down...

Jackie: Alright.

Hyde: But, if you put all fingers down, you have to make out with me.

Jackie: Fair enough.

Hyde: Put all fingers down if you breathe.

Jackie, takes a deep breath: Well, I guess we'll have to make out now...

Hyde: I guess you're right... I mean, those are the rules.

Jackie: Just kiss me.

Hyde: Fuck you!

Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you want to!

Hyde: I'm outta here.

Jackie: Face the truth, Steven! You can't ignore me forever!

Hyde: I can try.

Jackie, heavily pregnant: What are you smiling at?

Hyde, proudly pointing at her belly: I did that!

Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?

Hyde: Yeah.

Jackie: Eric told me what you said...

Hyde: What was that?

Jackie: That you're in love with me.

Hyde, too stunned to speak:

Jackie, sighing: Coward.

*s8*

Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.

Kelso: I wanna marry you.

Jackie: Why?

Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.

Jackie:

Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.

Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.

Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!

Jackie: Calm down, Fez!

*someone knocks on Jackie's door*

Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.

Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?

Jackie: Steven?

*gets up and goes to open the door*

Jackie: You're in my house!

Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?

Jackie: No.

Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.

Jackie: So... what are you doing after this?

Hyde: You hopefully.

Jackie: Is that seat taken?

Steven: Uh... that's my lap.

Jackie: I know what I said.

Hyde:

Hyde: It's empty.

Hyde: Man, I need to feel something...

Hyde: Hey, Jackie... can you tell me something that'll piss me off?

Jackie: Abba is better than Led Zeppelin!

Hyde: Yep, that'll do it!

Hyde: What's up?

Jackie: My panties are so wet right now...

Hyde: They are?

Jackie: Uhu.

Hyde, smirking: Hmm, I like where this is going...

Jackie: No, you don't. You forgot to put the laundry in the fucking dryer, dumbass! *throws panty at Hyde*

Hyde: Jackie, I swear to God you're gonna like this movie.

Jackie: No.

Hyde: I'm not watching Grease again!

Jackie, stares at him:

Hyde, a few minutes later, inside the store: Can somebody help me find Grease?

Donna: You know, Jackie, ever since you and Hyde broke up you've been at each other's throats. But, you two finally seem to be getting along.

Jackie, shrugging: Yeah, I guess. Well, you know what it's like. Shit happens, things don't work out, you get over it.

Donna: Wow, you're really chill about this. How'd you get over him?

Jackie: I didn't... I got under him.

*at the mall*

Hyde, holding all the shopping bags:

Jackie, holding out a hand to help him:

Hyde, aggressively moving the bags to one hand so he can hold her hand:

Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.

Hyde: How much you got?

Jackie: Nothing.

Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?

Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

Hyde: Am I in trouble?

Jackie: Take a guess.

Hyde: No?

Jackie: Take another guess.