Jackie X Steven - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.

Hyde: Allow me.

Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-

Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...

*after their first date*

Kelso: So, I think we should just be friends...

Jackie, sighing out of relief: Thank God you said it first, I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

Kelso:

Jackie: Can you give me Hyde's number?

Hyde: Oh, fuck! I cut my finger.

Jackie: Here, let me kiss it better.

Hyde, nervous: Oh, uh... ok.

[...]

Hyde: Donna, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Donna: Should I ask?

Hyde: No.

Donna: Ok, let's go.

Hyde: Somebody asked me why I'm so mean to Jackie, a girl I just met.

Hyde: That's because I'm dedicated to the enemies to lovers trope.

Hyde: I cut out the middleman by making her my mortal enemy.

Hyde: I don't want my life to feel like a movie, I want it to feel like a 300 page romance novel.

Hyde: That's also why I keep making horrible decisions, 'cause I have to make sure the readers are interested in the main character that I've delusionally convinced myself that I am.

Hyde: Otherwise, they'll put the book down. And then, who am I supposed to entertain? Myself? Ugh, I hate that guy.

Jackie: Steven, I'm gonna be straight with you.

Hyde, confused: Ok.

Jackie: I wanna hook up with you. Can you please hit on me so we can get started?

Hyde, smirking: Come here often?

Hyde: You'll never guess who I bumped into on my way over...

Jackie: Who?

Hyde: Chip.

Jackie, gasping in shock: How did that happen? Where?

Hyde: On the road.

Jackie: Ste-

Hyde: Bumped into him with my car.

Jackie: Steven!

Hyde: Relax! Everything's fine.

Jackie:

Eric: Fuck Jackie.

Hyde: I'm trying, ok? I'm really trying.