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Jackie: Steven, I need a date to prom.

Hyde: Alright, I'm your man.

Jackie: And you have to shave.

Hyde: I'm kinda your man.

Jackie: And wear a tux.

Hyde: I'm a man.

Jackie: And dance with me.

Hyde: You need another man.

Kelso: I can go with you Ja-

Hyde: No, I'm her man. Let's go, Doll.

*Kelso finds out that Jackie and Hyde are dating*

Kelso: I still love you.

Jackie: New phone, who dis?

Kelso: I'm right here!

Jackie: Please, leave a message after the tone. Beep.

you know the greatest loves of all time are over now

Eric: What's the dumbest decision you've ever made?

Kelso, with an eye patch: Hitting on Jackie in front of Hyde.

feel her breath on my face, her body close to me

can't look in her eyes, she's out of my league

just a fool to believe, I have anything she needs

she's like the wind

that '70s show as tiktok trends; part one

song: bills bills bills by destiny's child

i had to ask my little sister to help me, i feel so old

that '70s show as tiktok trends; part one

song: bills bills bills by destiny's child

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.

Kelso: Admit it, you like my girlfriend!

Hyde: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to her?

Hyde: Sure.

Hyde: Do my days feel better when I'm around her?

Hyde: Yeah.

Hyde: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has?

Hyde: Undoubtedly.

Hyde: Do I fantasize about her?

Hyde: Yes, but only in a few positions.

Hyde: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend?

Hyde: Sure, of course.

Hyde: But do I like her?

Hyde: The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.

Jackie: Steven, you have to apologize to Michael.

Hyde, huffs: Fine.

Hyde, to Kelso: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hyde, sees Jackie: DIBS!

Jackie: You're literally my boyfriend, you don't have to call dibs on me.

Hyde: Oh, yeah, I know. I just wanted to mess with Kelso.

Kelso, huffing: It's not fair!

*s8*

Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.

Kelso: I wanna marry you.

Jackie: Why?

Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.

Jackie:

Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.

Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.

Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!

Jackie: Calm down, Fez!

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.

Hyde: Allow me.

Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-

Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...

Jackie: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Kelso: I went out with you.

Jackie: That's because my standards are too low.