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2 years ago

Jackie: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Kelso: I went out with you.

Jackie: That's because my standards are too low.


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2 years ago

Jack: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

Master: You don't say.

River: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

Jack: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.

River: ... so you think they should change the name?

Jack: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"?

River: "Unintentional snuff-out"?

Master: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?


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