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2 years ago
Jackie: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Kelso: I went out with you.
Jackie: That's because my standards are too low.
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2 years ago
Jack: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
Master: You don't say.
River: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?
Jack: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.
River: ... so you think they should change the name?
Jack: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"?
River: "Unintentional snuff-out"?
Master: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?
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