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I SAID.......... GOOD DAY!!!
Sea_of_Teeth on Xanga on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/28363151
Fez: That's gratitude for you. I work all day trying to keep this house nice for you. I cook and clean and work my fingers to the bone, and that's the thanks I get?
Kelso: Well I bust my hump at the police station all day, and you just sit around here watching soap operas and eating bonbons.
Fez: Well, excuse me for having a little fun. Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore!
Kelso: Well, maybe I would if you fixed yourself up a little bit. [shakes his head] Wait a minute, we sound like an old married couple.
Fez, huffing: So now I'm old? And I gave you the best years of my life! [turns his back to Kelso]
Kelso: Look, I'm sorry. [tries to touch Fez's shoulder] I'm sorry, come on. Homies? [tries to shake Fez's hand]
Fez, slapping Kelso's hand away: Don't try to sweet-talk me! [gets up to leave] And if you excuse me, I have a headache.
Kelso: But Fez-
Fez: I SAID HEADACHE!
Fez: I just have to know, okay? Is it my hair?
Donna: Yes, Fez. That's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Jackie: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Fez: Hyde, Kelso's been hypnotized. The Great Mentos made him think he's four years old!
Hyde: Can he make me think I care?
"Are you a zennie?"
"Yes!"
"What do you think about Hyde's crush on Donna?"
"Eww!"
"Yep, you're a zennie."
if I was in that '70s show:
basic information
name: Maria Amelia Hamilton da Silva
birthday: Sep 11th, 1961 (17 years old in '78 | virgo)
nicknames: Amy, Ames (mostly by Jackie), princesa, the girl from Brazil, cariño, Melly, and Mel (by her family only)
introduced: season 1
background: Amy was born in Brazil, but came to live in Point Place with her Brazilian mother and American father when she was 14, fleeing the military dictatorship.
appearance
blonde hair and brown eyes.
style
personality
proud feminist, latina and bisexual.
friends
Amy and Jackie became best friends before they met the gang, they are classmates and cheerleaders. They love makeup, fashion and romantic movies.
When Amy found out about Kelso's affair with Laurie, she immediately told her friend and kicked the crap outta the moron. She made sure Jackie never took him back.
She also supported her bff when Jackie and Hyde got together after their Veteran's Day date. Amy threatened to torture him if he hurt her friend.
Amy got along with Donna pretty well, they always liked to talk about feminism. But she was very disappointed with the redhead when she found out Donna knew about Kelso's cheating and never told Jackie.
They were never the same after that, even though Amy were still fond of Donna.
Amy was never a fan of Michael Kelso. Since the day he asked Jackie out on a date, she knew he was trouble. She thinks he can be a nice person, but also a terrible boyfriend and a dumbass.
She broke his nose and gave him a black eye when she found out about his affair with Laurie. She also wrote "don't date kelso" on the city welcome sign.
Foreigners must stick together!
Amy loves Fez dearly. They're the only foreigners in Point Place High, but she has no idea where the hell his homeland is.
When he told her he also liked boys, she wasn't surprised. She even introduced him to a friend of hers.
Amy is always making fun of Eric, but they get along pretty well. Except when he calls Jackie the devil or she says that Leia wants Han, not Luke.
Jackie, Fez, Amy and Eric went to roller disco together. It was awesome!
Amy and Hyde love to talk shit about the government, it's what they do best. She helps him plan his dates with Jackie and threatens to put her foot up his ass if he makes her bestie cry.
When he thought Jackie was cheating on him and was about to make a mistake, she reminded him of every time Jackie showed how much she loved him. And also, of her own threats.
quotes
"you're just jealous because I can burn you in two different languages."
"I seem like a nice person, but I talk shit about you in portuguese."
"why is it called football if you play with your hands? soccer rocks!"
"he said good day!"
"I refuse to call this a hot-dog, this is a dry bun with an undercooked sausage in it."
"at least I know basic geography."
"just because I don't speak spanish, doesn't mean I'm not latina."
"bibibi stands for bisexual bilingual bitch."
"kelso, the next time you try to touch my breasts, will be the last time you have hands!"
"damn jackie, you burned my brigadeiro!"
"I'm just a latin american girl, with no money in the bank or important relatives."
"leo man, you remind me of a brazilian singer, I just don't remember his name."
"this is so much better in portuguese!"
"c'mon fez, they're playing samba."
"god said adam and eve, not adam or eve."
playlist
part 2
If I was in that '70s show:
the part 2 nobody asked for ;)
part 1 here.
pet
Her cat's name is Elis.
more songs
relationship
name: Alfonso Herrera Rodriguez
birthday: August 28th, 1960 (18 years old in '78 | virgo)
nicknames: Poncho, Herrera.
introduced: later on season 4
background: Poncho is a Mexican exchange student who came to finish high school at Point Place in 1977. As one of the few foreigners there, he soon befriended Fez. And that's how he fell in love with Amy.
Poncho: They're giving away free burritos for hispanic people. That's awesome!
Amy: Only for hispanic people?
Poncho: I'm sorry, princesa.
[...]
Poncho, talking to the lady selling burritos: Look, this blonde girl will come here, make a fool out of herself pretending to speak spanish to get a free burrito. If I pay you, can you pretend to believe her?
[...]
Amy: Señoras y señores, buenas tardes, buenas noches! ¡Buenas tardes, buenas noches, señoritas y señores!
[...]
Amy, giggling: See, I got a free burrito.
Poncho: That's great, princesa.
After his graduation, Poncho was notified he was due to leave the country in a week. Amy was devastated and feeling useless for not being able to help her boyfriend. Jackie and Hyde were also living a crisis in their relationship.
Amy: Hyde, are you sure you wanna bitch about Jackie to her best friend? You know I'm always gonna take her side.
Hyde: Whatever.
Amy: No, fuck your whatever bullshit. Why can't you tell her you love her when you so clearly do and she so obviously feels the same? Do you know how hurtful it is to say you love someone and not hear them saying they love you back? It stings, man. It makes you wonder if they do, it makes you doubt their actions. Sometimes words are needed.
Hyde: I don't love people.
Amy: And yet, here you are, practically begging for my help. Guess what? You love Jackie. [sighs] I can understand how you're feeling. I get that, because of whatever happened to you in the past, you have commitment and trust issues, and you have trouble opening up. But if you don't fight those demons, you'll always be afraid.
Hyde: I'm not afraid...
Amy: Yes, you are. And it's a shame. The man I love will leave the country in a few days, after that I won't be able to tell him I love him. And guess what? I can't change that! Jackie's not leaving and she loves you, but she needs reassurance. It's not like she's asking for marriage. [gasps] I'm a genius!
That was the last time anyone saw Amy before she (and Poncho) went missing for a whole day. Their friends and family were about to call the police, when they showed up, laughing and smiling.
Red: Look, the dumbasses decided to show up.
Kitty: You kids almost killed us with worry. Where were you? And Alfonso, don't you have to leave the country tomorrow?
Poncho, smiling at Amy: Not anymore.
Amy: WE GOT MARRIED!
more quotes
"so, the other day I saw a portuguese guy and asked him 'where's my gold, motherfucker?', but it turns out he was not portuguese."
"fahrenheit doesn't make sense."
"you think this is hot? this is my winter in brazil."
"donna, you should play more brazilian music."
"being attracted to men and actually liking them are very different concepts."
"imagine being dumb and ugly? can't relate."
"special brownies? allow me to introduce brisadeiro to you."
"when I don't know what to do I ask myself, 'what would cher do?', and then I still don't know what to do."
"that's dumb like kelso level of dumb."
"you're telling me that, if you don't respect curfew, red will put his foot up your ass? that's nothing, in brazil if you don't respect curfew you might get arrested, sometimes even tortured and killed."
"star wars again? it'd be better to go and watch pelé's movie."
"it was santos dummont the one who invented the airplane, and shut up!"
"in english, a decision is something you make. in brazilian portuguese, a decision is something you drink, like a shot of tequila."
"god forgives, I don't."
"self-care is not giving a shit what men think of you."
extra scene
Hyde: Jackie, I love you.
Jackie: Oh Steven, I love you too.
[...]
Poncho: Eu te amo.
Amy: Yo te amo.
Fez: I asked a girl out.
Jackie: Oh, I'm sorry.
Fez: Why?
Jackie: I assumed she said no.
Fez: No, she said yes.
Jackie: Really? [he nods] Oh, I'm sorry for her.
Hyde:
Eric:
Donna:
Kelso: BURN!
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playlists:
jackie burkhart energy
i'm not over you, zenmasters edition
videos:
the real slim shady
bills bills bills
woman
if I was in that '70s show/the amy-verse:
masterpost
gifs + songs:
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headcannons:
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The Amy-verse
(or "If I was in that '70s show" part 3) | part 1 and part 2
Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from That '70s Show, which is created by Bonnie and Terry Turner and Mark Brazill. I own nothing, except for my original character, Amy Hamilton.
Warning: I'm not fluent in English and this is one of the ways I found to learn on my own. So if you find any mistakes, please let me know :)
1×01
*during a phone call*
Amy: He and his stupid friends didn't invite us to the concert? I don't even know whose concert it is, but I'm offended.
Jackie: I know, but I made him invite us, we are so going.
Amy: Don't we need... tickets?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. I bought our tickets. Michael complained that they only had five.
Amy: Thanks, J. I'll come over so we can get ready together.
[...]
*the Hub*
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez, he's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: Who did we exchange for him?
Amy: Finally, another foreign student.
Jackie: I have to go to the ladies' room. Amy?
Amy: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Fez: I too must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric: It doesn't work that way with guys.
[...]
*bathroom*
Amy, washing her hands: So, Jackie... how much longer am I gonna have to deal with the whole "Kelso experience"?
Jackie, reapplying her lip gloss: Don't worry, I'm gonna put him on the short leash.
Amy, fixing her hair: You think we should start inviting Donna for our bathroom time?
Jackie, after thinking for a second: Yeah, I think she could use some girlfriends.
[...]
*back in the Hub*
Hyde: Kelso, how much longer we gonna have to deal with the whole "Jackie + Amy experience"?
Kelso: Don't worry, I'm breaking up with her.
Hyde: Never gonna happen.
Kelso: It's over, she's cutting into my free time. Also, Amy's always calling me an idiot. I think she talks about me in whatever foreign language she speaks behind my back.
*mechanical workshop*
Jackie: I'll just call my dad.
Eric: Kelso, tell her.
Kelso: He can't take the car outta town.
Jackie: I'm not calling his dad.
Hyde: Jackie, parents talk to each other... about how we screw up!
Jackie: Why would they talk about that?
Eric: They can't help it, say there's a party see and all of our parents are there together...
[...]
Amy, to Jackie, while the gang was doing the hustle: We absolutely can't call my parents. My mom would kill me if she knew I forgot my jacket, even though she told me I'd be cold.
Jackie: GUYS! We are in the middle of nowhere and I have to go to the ladies' room.
Amy and Jackie: Donna!
Donna: Hun?
Amy: Don't ask questions, just follow us.
[...]
*bathroom*
Amy, reapplying her mascara: So, whose concert is it, again?
Donna: Todd Rundgren.
Amy, looking questionably to Jackie who just shrugged: Oh... cool.
Donna: Wait, if you don't know Todd Rundgren, why did you want to tag along?
Amy: It's the principle of it, Donna. There's nothing to do in Point Place, but if I had something planned, I'd invite you guys. Because that's what friends do. I know we are not really friends, but we are stuck together 'till she breaks up with that moron, so...
Jackie: But if I knew your boyfriend's car would break, I'd have stayed at home.
Donna: He's not my boyfriend.
Jackie: Yet.
[...]
Hyde: Well, there's always Jackie.
Kelso: Of course Jackie, I mean, Jackie's gone. But who else?
Eric: Oh, I don't know... Jackie's date?
Kelso: Amy? Yeah, Amy's out.
Fez: He meant you, Kelso.
Kelso: You guys are chopping me out.
Eric: I've had to listen to her for a good hour.
Fez: A really long hour.
Kelso: God hates me.
[...]
Jackie: Oh, I'm so not staying behind. I paid for my ticket, I'm going.
Amy: I did not use my expensive make-up, my pretty red top, and my new denim pants to not enjoy the concert with my bestie. So, who has the tickets?
*the guys all pointed at Hyde*
Amy: Gimme the tickets, Hyde! [he made no motion to move, so she kicked him in the shin and took the tickets] You guys are so easy.
Hyde: Damn it.
Kelso: You took three? Oh, man. Thank you. [he went to give her a hug but she shoved him] What?
Amy: The third ticket isn't for you, dumbass. You were ready to trade mine and Jackie's tickets for the battery. You can choke. As a matter of fact, you can all choke.
Kelso, screaming: UH!
Amy, to Donna: Here, Donna. Girls need to support each other.
[...]
Fez: God does hate you. You do not have a woman's love because your woman's best friend is smarter and stronger than you. But because Fez is a good person, Fez gave up his ticket to keep you company. So... be happy, whore.
Kelso: You didn't give your ticket up, Hyde threatened to beat you up.
Fez: Thanks to you, you sonuvabitch.
Kelso: Are you blaming me for the battery thing?
Fez: Yes, I do not have anyone else to blame, so I am going to blame you. Now, good day.
Kelso: But Fez-
Fez: I said good day! [muttering under his breath] You can choke, whore.
*concert*
Jackie: Amy, where were you?
Amy, a bit breathless: Uh... I went somewhere to do... some stuff.
Jackie: Your lipstick is all smudged, you look sweaty and breathless. Plus, there's a big hickey on your neck.
Amy: Okay, you caught me.
Jackie: What's her name? Is she pretty?
Amy: How do you know it's a she?
Jackie: I just do. Now tell me everything while we go to the ladies' room fix your make-up.
[...]
Amy: I'm sorry, I had to go to the ladies' room quickly to touch up my lipstick, just to make sure it's as red as the blood of dead fascists.
Jackie: And I had to go with her.
Hyde, to Amy: I don't understand how a girl as politicized as you can like things as materialistic, stupid, and superficial as make-up.
Amy: I am politicized enough to know that it's okay to like things traditionally defined as materialistic, stupid, and superficial. I'm not gonna change my tastes just to please the masculine view that an intelligent woman needs to disconnect from her femininity in order not to be like other girls and act within the same behavioral pattern as boys.
[...]
*during a phone call, after the concert*
Jackie: Anyway, what do you think of Donna?
Amy: I don't know Jackie, we barely talked. She seems cool though. Why do you ask?
Jackie: It's just that... you two have so much in common like you're both feminists, you're bi and she dresses like a lesbian-
Amy, giggling: Oh Jackie, I wanna die being your friend. Wait, hold on a second... are you afraid that I might want to be friends with Donna instead of you?
Jackie: No...
Amy: Good, because you don't have to. And besides, we also have a lot in common.
Jackie: Yes, but you love that feminist stuff and I'm not exactly a feminist.
Amy: Jackie, I'm gonna ask you some questions and I want you to be honest.
Jackie, confused: Okay...
Amy: Remember that dress you bought and loved, but you said you couldn't wear it because it was too breasty and people would call you a slut and boys would get the wrong idea?
Jackie: Yes...
Amy: Don't you wish you could wear it without having to worry about those things?
Jackie: Oh, yes. It looked so good on me.
Amy: And isn't it annoying when people assume you're dumb just because you're a teenage girl who likes make-up, cheerleading, and disco?
Jackie: OH MY GOD, yes! I mean, they don't even imagine how hard I study to keep my good grades. They don't even know that cheerleaders can't have bad grades.
Amy: And remember when coach wanted to cut half the cheer squad's money for new uniforms so he could give it to the football team and you stopped him?
Jackie: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
Amy: You might not call yourself a feminist, but sometimes you act like one.
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Fez: See that girl–
Jackie: Watch that scene–
Hyde: Methamphetamine.
The Amy-verse
(or "if I was in that '70s show" part 4) | previously on The Amy-verse
Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from That '70s Show, which is created by Bonnie and Terry Turner and Mark Brazill. I own nothing, except for my original character, Amy Hamilton.
Warning: I'm not fluent in English and this is one of the ways I found to learn on my own. So if you find any mistakes, please let me know :)
1×02
*basement*
Hyde: Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?
Eric: Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville.
Hyde: Okay, does it bother anybody else that these women live down the track from Hooterville?
Donna: It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank.
Kelso: With the dog.
Jackie: It isn't the drinking water, it is the water for the train.
Donna: It's still three naked women with a dog.
Fez: I want to be the Hooterville dog.
Jackie: Ames, you're awfully quiet. Are you okay?
Amy: Yeah, I was just trying to understand the context of this... scene, then I gave up and spaced out.
Kitty: Coming down... now, don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in. Eric, honey, I thought you could wear this on your birthday. It's nice, you look so handsome in it.
Eric: Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?
Kelso: It's your birthday?
Amy: You don't know when his birthday is?
Kitty: Oh, you never know what's going to happen on your birthday!
Eric: Mom... mom, do not throw a party for me.
Kitty: Oh well, listen to Mr. Popularity. Like I have time to plan you a party. [laughs] Oh, uh... by the way, your sister Laurie is coming home from college for the weekend. No special reason, she just is. [goes upstairs]
Donna: Well, you're getting a party and best of all... it's a surprise!
Amy, to Eric: Your mom sucks at keeping secrets, but she's lovely. You should stop being an ungrateful idiot and appreciate the effort she's putting into this party.
[...]
*driveway*
Amy: So...
Donna: What?
Jackie: What are you gonna get Eric for his birthday?
Donna: I don't know, nothing seems right. I wanna give him something... special.
Amy and Jackie looked at each other, then gasped together: He kissed you!
Donna: Shh!
Amy: Donna, get in the car!
Jackie: Yes, get in the car so we can talk!
[...]
*in the car, Amy is on the back seat with her head between Jackie and Donna*
Jackie: Okay, what happened?
Amy: Tell us everything!
Donna: I'm not gonna talk to you two about this.
Amy and Jackie, at the same time: And who are you gonna talk to?
Amy and Jackie, to each other: Nice!
Donna, watching the boys play in the driveway: Okay! We get home from the Rundgren concert, and I'm sitting in the hood of the car, and I kissed him...
Jackie: French or American?
Amy: Even though everyone knows Brazilians are the best kissers...
Donna: I can't believe I'm talking to you two about this... [looks out of the window and sees them playing again] Okay! So, I lived next door to Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together, we love the same music, we love the Packers and then I kissed him and everything changed. And now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or if he's my best friend. If he's my boyfriend I lose my best friend, If I screw it up I lose my best friend and my boyfriend. Now, I have to give him his gift...
Jackie: Donna, Donna! I solved it. Get him... a scented candle.
Amy: Oh yeah, good idea.
Donna: A scented candle?
Jackie: It's practical and romantic.
Amy and Jackie: Oh, yeah.
[...]
*kitchen*
Amy: Hey, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Hello... young lady with an accent.
Amy: It's Amy.
Kitty, laughing: Amy... is there anything I could help you with?
Amy: Actually, I want to offer you my help.
Kitty: You want to help me?
*Amy nods*
Kitty: Oh, well. That's new.
Amy: I noticed that you're busy planning Eric's party and thought you could use some help.
Kitty, laughing: Oh honey, that's very kind of you. But wouldn't you rather spend time with the girls?
Amy: Uh... Jackie went to the mall with Donna to help her find a gift for Eric and I'm... kinda avoiding the mall.*
Kitty, understanding what she meant by that: In that case, I'd appreciate your help. Now, what do you know about American birthday parties?
Amy: Nothing really, but I know a lot about Brazilian birthday parties. See, there's a very popular candy on birthdays called brigadeiro. I can teach you the recipe.**
Kitty: Well, doesn't that sound fancy?
[...]
Kitty: Oh, Amy... this is delicious! [laughs]
Amy: I know!
Kitty: Thank you for helping me today, honey.
Amy: You're welcome, Mrs. Forman.
[...]
*basement*
Eric: Look, I know what you're all doing here.
Kelso: What are you talking about, man? We're just hanging out, like always. Except we're dressed nice, but that doesn't mean anything.
*Amy comes into the basement, wearing a red dress and a black jacket*
Amy: Let's party! [sighs] Why aren't you guys excited? I even wore my favorite dress!
Eric: Because I didn't want a party.
Amy: Oh, stop being such a pain in the ass. It's your birthday! Come on, cheer up a little. [she pulls him into a tight hug and gives him a kiss on the cheek] Happy birthday, Eric!
Amy, looking around: Why are you all staring at me? I'm Latina, I'm a hugger!
Kitty, from the stairs: Hi kids, I need your help with something. Amy, Jackie, Donna, Michael, Steven... young man with an accent, would you give me a hand? Not you Eric!
*everyone but Eric goes upstairs to help her*
Kitty: Everybody's ready? I'll call him.
*back in the basement*
Kitty: Eric, honey! Honey, could you come up here for a second? [goes upstairs again] Shut up, he's coming!
Everybody: Surprise.
[...]
Eric: Cassettes? Great, thanks, Hyde.
Hyde: You're welcome.
Amy: Open mine now.
Eric, opening the present: More cassettes? Wow, thanks, Amy.
Amy: Yeah, I didn't really know what I should give you. I was gonna give you a book, but I couldn't find an English version.*** So I thought, I'll give him some cassettes with Brazilian songs.
Kitty: Ooh, let's put them in the 8-track and play them.
[...]
Eric: Hey... it's a hot shave dispenser.
Kitty: Oh, he won't need that for a long time... a long, long time.
Midge: Of course he will, he's almost like a man.
Kitty: *kinda laughing, kinda crying*
Donna: I got you something...
Amy and Jackie: No!
Jackie: Donna, help me find my purse...
Amy: And I need help to find... my jacket?
Fez: But you are wearing it.
Amy: That's not the point, I'll lose it so Donna can help me find it.
Jackie: Donna, now!
[...]
*kitchen*
Donna: Jackie, you didn't even bring a purse... [sighs and points at Amy] And you have your jacket on.
Amy: Like I said, that's not the point!
Jackie: Duh! You can't give him your present in front of his guy friends.
Donna: I am one of his guy friends.
Amy: But you want to be his girlfriend!
Jackie: Look, Donna. I have put a lot of thought into this gift, please do not wreck this for me.
Donna, sarcastically: I'm sorry, I was being selfish.
Jackie, hugging her: It's okay...
Amy: Jackie, she was being sarcastic.
Jackie, gasping: How rude.
Amy, rolling her eyes: You know what? Go ahead, Donna. Give him a romantic gift in front of his friends, who are a bunch of assholes by the way, and his parents. He'll be embarrassed, you'll be embarrassed and it's more entertaining for us!
Donna: How come you're always right?
Amy: It's a talent of mine, you'll get used to it.
[...]
*the Pinciotti's kitchen*
Bob: Three fours, I need them.
Midge: Bob is very good at Yahtzee.
Kitty, gasping: The liquor cabinet!
Red: It's locked.
Kitty: What if there's an emergency?
Red: They'll call.
Kitty: What if they run out of chips?
Red: They'll starve.
Bob, standing up: I'm gonna fix myself a drink. Red?
Red: No... Kitty needs one.
Kitty: Well, I am just so worried– [motorcycle noise] Oh my lord, Laurie's leaving.
Red: Oh honey, she's in college. She doesn't wanna hang around with them.
Kitty: Well, maybe I should make a call, just in case–
Red, reaching for the phone before her: Kitty... what could happen?
Kitty: What could happen? [pause] Well, plenty could happen. Oh, plenty!
[...]
*fantasy sequence, Forman's living room*
Donna: Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want!
Jackie: Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?!
Kelso: Hey, look... coasters!
Hyde: Forget coasters!
Eric: Please fellas, my mom put out coasters for a reason...
Hyde: I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture, that way it will leave a ring!
Eric: NOOO! Why oh why didn't I begged my mother to stay?
Amy: Oh shut up gringo, have some of my country's exotic food while we listen to samba!
Fez: Quiet you silly Americans, I'm on a long-distance call on your parent's phone.
Eric: But that's immoral.
Fez: Ha, in my country of... wherever it is I am from, I can never tell... morals get in the of a good, dirty time. But first, I need to eat some chips... What? Out of chips? Now I am mad, I must shoot something! [pulls out the gun]
Eric: Not the littlest hobo!
[...]
*Forman's kitchen*
Jackie: Wait on the porch, and I'll get Eric.
Donna: It's dark out there.
Jackie: And you're giving him a candle, yeah?!
Amy, shaking her head: Poor Donna, so young and naive.
Jackie: Here, matches.
Donna: He might not want to light it.
Jackie: Don't say that...
Amy: Don't even think it!
Jackie: Now, when he opens it, he'll say cool... or something. And then, you give him a look... like this. [demonstrates]
Amy: Oh no, honey. Don't do that, it won't shine on you. [to Jackie] Jackie, it's Donna, the same girl who wanted to give Eric his gift in front of everybody.
Donna: I'm right here.
Jackie, shaking her head along with Amy: She's right though, don't do that.
[...]
*living room*
Fez: So, what did you get from Donna?
Eric: Nothing yet.
Kelso: Oh... maybe it's the big gift. You know the really big gift. You guys... know what I'm saying when I say the big gift, right?
Hyde: Yeah, we got it... and we got it.
Fez: I'm not even from here and I got it.
*Amy and Jackie come into the living room*
Jackie: Oh Eric... Donna's on the porch.
Amy: She's waiting for you.
Kelso: He's getting the big gift!
[...]
*Amy, Jackie, Fez, Hyde, and Kelso are spying on Eric and Donna*
Jackie: This is it, he's going for it.
Kelso: Uh-huh, it's his birthday, she should kiss him first.
Jackie: She did the last time.
Fez, Hyde, and Kelso: What?
Amy: Shut up, Jackie.
Jackie: Nothing... shut up and watch.
Hyde: Come on Forman, go for it.
Eric, from outside: The door is open, we can hear you... We can see you!
*everyone hides*
Fez: Is he kissing her?
Hyde: None of us can see them, Fez.
Fez: Eric, are you kissing her?
Amy: Since you can hear me... Donna, I told you not to give him the look, it doesn't shine on you.
*Donna closes the sliding door*
taglist
@kim1918, @supernannygirl704things, @snookstheallmighty
let me know if you want to be part of the list ;)
* I don't know if it's clear, but Amy's family is broke.
** Brigadeiro is a little ball made of chocolate, and it's just THAT good.
*** That's actually true, but the English version of the book I chose was only released in 1988.
from: me
to: everything I dislike about that '70s show
“BUT ITS CANON!!!1!1”
Eric: So, what's your favorite Robin?
Donna: Stephanie Brown.
Fez and Kelso: Dick Grayson!
Hyde: None.
Jackie: Jason Todd...
Eric:
Eric: Of course you'd like the angry bad boy with mommy issues.
movies you should watch if you like that '70s show:
dazed and confused (1993)
"say, man. you got a joint?" "uh, no, not on me, man." "it'd be a lot cooler if you did."
empire records (1995)
"damn the man. save the empire."
almost famous (2000)
"i always tell the girls, never take it seriously. if you never take it seriously, you'll never get hurt. if you never get hurt, you'll always have fun. and if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends."
Brooke: There are seven chairs and ten people. What do you do?
Eric: Just sit on each other’s laps.
Donna: Or you could just, I don't know, bring in three more chairs?
Fez: A musical chairs game!
Kelso: FIGHT FOR THEM!
Hyde: Kill three.
Jackie: I really don’t care as long as I get to sit.
okay, I love this 😍 thanks for the tag @snookstheallmighty 💖
let's go!
3. donna and eric
what I like about them: while they're not my favorite couple, I really like their dynamic, especially in the earlier seasons. they have great chemistry and they are so cute!
what I don't like about them: they were supposed to be the "perfect couple", but they had many problems, they just didn't acknowledged them. at some point, I think they lost a bit of their individuality as characters and became mostly the "main couple".
fav scene: when donna dedicated the speech she wrote for her parents to eric.
worst scene: their season 3 break-up.
2. kitty and red
what I like about them: they're both iconic characters in their own way, but the fact that they are in an established relationship and their arc isn't boring amazes me. they're great parents, they have great chemistry, and they're partners for life.
what I don't like about them: their behavior, especially red's, in the later seasons (aka the one that must not be named). I don't know how to explain it, I just don't like it very much.
fav scene: when red gives kitty schotzie. it was so cute :))
worst scene: when he ditched her at the car show. it felt so unnecessary.
honorable mentions
okay, I hate this couple 80% of the time... BUT THEY HAVE SO MANY ICONIC SCENES! they have undeniable chemistry (especially for comic scenes) and they're mila and ashton. I can't hate them completely.
I never took them seriously until I read season 8 redo. I realized they had great potential, especially for comic relief.
they deserved a chance. that's all I have to say.
1. jackie and steven
what I like about them: THEY HAD EVERYTHING! the chemistry, the intimacy (without a single suggestive scene), the slowburn, the background. FUCKING EVERYTHING, WE WERE ROBBED! 'enemies to lovers + I hate everyone but I have a soft spot for you' supremacy 🛐🛐🛐
what I don't like about them: they had MANY problems, I think we all know that, but for me the worst of them was the lack of proper communication. if you think about it, it wouldn't be that hard to sit down and talk, but they were both dramatic.
fav scene: when hyde was arrested to protect jackie, and also when she did the same for him.
worst scene: a tie between when he went out with the biker chick instead of staying with her and when he saw pam topless (disgusting and unnecessary af).
🤡Michael Kelso🤡 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸
🍫Fez🍭 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸
🚬Steven Hyde🎸 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸
💗Pick your poison💗
I want people to pick there favourite couple and tell me why you like them.
Personally I LOVE Hyde and Jackie together, they were both so cute together and in my opinion had the most realistic/relatable relationship in the show.
I choose @zeppelin-and-unicorns @mydearburkhart and @thestupidhelmet to pick their favourite couple. 😍
Anyone can join👍
Kitty: Hello... people who do not live here.
Kelso: Hey Mrs. F.
Fez: Hello Miss Kitty.
Donna and Jackie: Hi.
Kitty: I gave you a key for emergencies.
Fez: We were out of candy.
that '70s show headcanons
(post inspired by a comment @kim1918 left on my ask game so, if i make you cry, it's her fault hahahaha 💖)
note: in this house, we ignore the season that shall remain forgotten ;)
warning: +18 suggestive content.
jackie:
she grew up in a household full of hispanic staff so, when she was younger, she couldn't tell the difference between english and spanish. the gang found out she can speak spanish fluently when she offered to help them with their homework;
she started taking ballet classes when she was three years old, but stopped when she got into the cheer squad. her parents never went to a recital, not even when she played the lead in swan lake;
when she was too old for a nanny and her mother wanted someone else to take care of her, she signed jackie up for swimming lessons;
she and hyde went to watch risky business in the 80s and, when they came home, she performed tom cruise's iconic dance for him and you know what happened afterwards 😈;
she loves high fashion. her closet is filled with versace, gucci, chanel, givenchy, prada. god bless her credit card;
fez broke her louboutin heels once and she actually broke his nose. he had bruises for weeks;
she bought a little sexy bride outfit inspired by madonna's like a virgin music video and surprised hyde with it. that same night he proposed to her.
hyde:
when the store was doing well, he decided to buy a harley. which led to jackie trying to convince him to let her ride the bike;
Jackie: If you want me to ride other things of yours, you'll let me ride the bike.
Hyde: That's a good point, but do you even know how to ride a motorcycle?
Jackie: No, but I can learn.
Hyde: Not on my Harley, you can't.
Jackie: Steven!
Hyde: Okay, hear me out. You are the only one I'm taking for a ride with me...
Jackie, smiling: Okay, that's good enough for me.
Hyde, smirking: Now, I have some free time. Why don't I let you ride those other things of mine you were talking about?
the real reason why he wouldn't let her ride the harley is because he was worried she might get hurt;
he's always complaining about the amount of money jackie spends on clothes and cosmetics. but he never complains when he sees a victoria's secret shopping bag 😈;
once, when jackie was really sad, he took her to watch west side story. and he only knew the songs because it was her favorite musical and he was trying to cheer her up. definitely not because he also liked;
he cried when john bonham died and jackie held him until he fell asleep;
even after he moved out of the basement, mrs. forman always made sure to keep his room clean and ready, in case he and jackie got in a fight (they did, but he couldn't sleep without her);
he found the car that runs on water, but no one believed him (except for jackie).
modern day!headcanons:
they are all (somehow) famous on tiktok;
eric (@/ericskywalker) produces content about nerdy stuff and cosplays;
donna (@/hotandsmartdonna) talks about feminism and politics;
kelso's content (@/punkd) is all about pranks;
fez (@/isaidgoodday) talks about being a foreigner in the US, but in a funny way;
jackie (@/tinydancer) makes content about fashion and make-up. her first video to go viral was her wap dance and her most viewed is the one where she's changing a tire in heels;
and while hyde does not make content for tiktok, he went viral once. when he and jackie were broken up, and he and his friends were getting drunk, kelso filmed him. that's what happened:
Hyde, slurring because he's drunk out of his mind: Why did she broke up with me? Just 'cause I don't want to get married now, does not mean I don't ever want to... Are you recording me, Kelso?
Kelso: Uh...
Hyde: Gimme this stupid phone... [takes the phone] Jackie, listen to me... I wanna marry you, I wanna be Mrs. Jackie Hyde! Take me back, Doll!
the only reason why he didn't kill kelso was because it worked.