Hank: Im A Doctor, Not A Dad

Hank: I’m a doctor, not a dad–

Scott: You’re wasting your breath, just sign my permission slip.

Imagine It: Peter and Scott constantly trying to get some time alone but it’s always ruined by Alex coming and glaring (“no it’s just a friendly look”) at Peter 👀👀

The thing is, Alex always does it in a way that would never alert Scott. He’ll stand behind Scott, threaten Peter when Scott isn’t there, etc. Scott spends the first five years of their relationship genuinely thinking that Peter is messing with him. This is how he found out:

Wanda: *visiting the manor* Why is the blond dude glaring at Pietro?

Jean: Alex has been glaring at Peter since he started dating Scott.

Scott: *realization* Oh my god. I’m so sorry, honey!

Peter: I need you to say that again, it’s going to be my new ringtone.

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Aw, you’re so sweet!

Alex: So, you’re gay?

Scott: I’m not gay, obviously.

Ororo: You’re having a romantic relationship with Pietro.

Scott: You’ve got me there!

Kurt: *ordering a cake on the phone*

Bakery: What would you like it to say?

Kurt: *covers phone* Anna, do we want a talking cake?

Anna: Obviously.

Raven: Irene, we’ve failed as parents.

Irene: I would normally disagree but considering the circumstances…

Irene: We're not mad, we just want to know why you two would need fake IDs.

Kurt: *Incoherent mumbling*

Raven: Anna, what did your brother say?

Rogue: ...you need to be over eighteen at Petco to hold the puppies.