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Jean: Man, crushes are the worst.
Jubilee: Yeah… whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.
Jean: Jubilation, you’re always acting stupid.
Jubilee: Yeah, don’t think too hard on that.
Charles: Somebody told me that non-binary people don’t exist, but I found this thing in my closet…
Raven: I like knives.
Charles: I’m sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Scott: No, not really.
Peter: Absolutely, best friends.
Scott: It’s a layered relationship.
Peter: Best friends!
Scott: *in a hospital bed* What is it, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex.
Alex: SEX!?!
Scott: I can explain-
Alex: Who? It better not be that asshole speedster because I swear to god I will murder him!
Scott: ...
Alex: Peter?! Your roommate, Peter?! You could do so much better than him!
Scott: He’s not that bad!
Alex: *gags* Oh god, now I’m imagining it!
Peter: Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, this is your pilot speaking. Don’t panic, I’m going to be flying the jet today. Uh, wow, that’s a lot of buttons. That’s a LOT of buttons!
Scott: *is not amused*
Peter: Just kidding! Stop glaring at me babe, jesus.
Hank: I’m a doctor, not a dad–
Scott: You’re wasting your breath, just sign my permission slip.
Peter: I’m Pietro, but I go by Peter.
Jubilee: I’m Jubilee.
Peter: So…
Jubilee: My best friend is really cute.
Peter: MOOD.
Jubilee: I want to marry Jean!
Peter: I want to have Scott’s children!
Jubilee: THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BUT I WANT TO HAVE JEAN’S!!!
Peter: WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!!
Jubilee: YES!!!!!!
Could you do some headcanons about Rachel being Jeanbilee’s daughter
Of course! Here are some Rachel headcanons, plus a few with Shogo.
-Jean and Jubilee had Rachel after three years of being married. Jean carried her and Scott was the sperm donor.
-Rachel’s name is Rachel Lee, as Jean took Jubilee’s last name when they got married.
-Jubilee is more likely to cry during milestones in Rachel’s life.
-Jean is the mom that is willing to fight a child for hurting her daughter.
-Jubilee is the mom who comforts Rachel but later calls the kid’s parents and yells at them.
-Rachel is eight when Jubilee and Jean adopt her younger brother, Shogo.
-Rachel has three grandfathers and a set of great aunts that she sees as grandmothers.
-When Rachel is with Charles and Erik they read to her, help her learn how to control her powers, and cook with her.
-When Rachel is with Logan, he takes her to town and they cause trouble. He always lets her get ice cream after. He is also the grandfather she learned the most curse words from.
-Rachel doesn’t spend as much time with Raven and Irene, but Rogue and Kurt babysit her pretty often. When she does see Raven and Irene they like to tell her stories about their life.
-Rachel is only a few years younger than her cousin Luna, and they’re best friends.
-Rachel tells both her moms that she’s asexual and lesbian at the same time. She told Shogo before, they just shrugged and said that they already knew.
-Shogo is a he/they and Jubilee is a she/they.
-Rachel says Pietro and Scott are her favorite uncles because Pietro cooks for her and they both help her buy birthday presents for her moms.
-Her favorite cousins(in no particular order) are Pyro, Luna, Nate, Kurt, and Rogue.
-Even though Pyro is about a decade older than her and her oldest cousin, Rachel gets along with him pretty well. He helped her design and sew her superhero costume.
I’m just wondering what Peter’s family said when they learned he was dating Scott
Marya: She had known Peter had feelings for Scott since the first time she had seen them interacting. She is the best mother in law a person could ask for. Erik: He was okay with it, he won the bet on Peter dating a himbo. Erik and Charles gave the shovel talk together, he had knives floating in the background. Charles: He likes Scott, he thinks he is a very responsible young man. The only thing he doesn’t like about it is that he bet Peter would date a fellow twink and he had to teach Scott how to not project his thoughts. That man projected his love for Peter constantly. David: David is the muscle in the shovel talk that Peter’s siblings gave Scott. He isn’t around much, so he just cares that Scott takes care of Peter. Lorna: Lorna my not be around much, but she’s the older sibling that is super overprotective. Lorna led the sibling’s shovel talk with Wanda. Wanda: Wanda thought the two were dating for years before they told her. She thinks that they’re cute together, but Peter’s her twin, so she made sure Scott knew exactly how they’d dismember and hide his body if he hurts Peter. Jean: She’s best friends with Scott, so she listened to years of his pining rants about Peter. Because of this, Jean is very glad when they got together. She sat them both down at the same time and said she would murder both of them if they hurt each other. Nina: She met them after they’ve gotten together, so she doesn’t really care.
Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.
Bobby: Babe. . .
Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?
I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”
I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends. Peter: Darcy!
Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!
Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.
Scott: Please. Any universe is good.
Wanda: Don’t look at me!
Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office* I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!
Scott: Who is she talking to?
Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?
Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.
Monica: Weird.
This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?
Of course!
-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.
-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”
-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor.
-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible. -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.
-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants.
-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”
-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years. -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.
-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank.
-Nate is their flower person.
-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.
-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.
-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives.
Jubilee: Every time I ask you to sign my yearbook you say “I’m waiting for senior year.”
Jubilee: It’s senior year, you’re signing my fucking yearbook!
Jean: No, HAGS.
Jubilee: NO!
Charles: God, there are so many bloody ways you can fuck up children!
Erik: At least we didn’t overpraise our kids.
Charles: . . .
Erik: Right?
Charles: . . . r i g h t . . .
Peter: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them!
Scott: Peter, It’s three am.
Peter: . . .
Peter: t-h-r-E-E
Scott: GO TO SLEEP!!!
Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?
Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.
Peter: You tryna get a kiss, dude?
Scott: . . .
Peter: A little kissy kiss, dude?
Scott: . . .
Peter: Dude? A smooch on the lips, dude? A smooch, dude?
Scott: Yes! Oh my god! Why do you always have to make this so difficult?!?!
Peter: Uh, Charles?
Peter: Are we allowed to have sleepovers?
Charles: . . .
Charles: Peter, you’re twenty six.
Peter: Is that a no?
Charles: You’re a grown man, you can make your own decisions.
Peter: Team sleepover!
Scott: Yas!
Jean: Yas!
Jubilee: Yas!
Ororo: Yas!
Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.
Scott: You don’t have all the facts.
Jean: Which are?
Scott: I love him!
Peter: So you like bad boys, huh?
Scott: I guess?
Peter: Tell him!
Jean: He’s just literally the worst.