Im Just Wondering What Peters Family Said When They Learned He Was Dating Scott

I’m just wondering what Peter’s family said when they learned he was dating Scott

Marya: She had known Peter had feelings for Scott since the first time she had seen them interacting. She is the best mother in law a person could ask for.  Erik: He was okay with it, he won the bet on Peter dating a himbo. Erik and Charles gave the shovel talk together, he had knives floating in the background.  Charles: He likes Scott, he thinks he is a very responsible young man. The only thing he doesn’t like about it is that he bet Peter would date a fellow twink and he had to teach Scott how to not project his thoughts. That man projected his love for Peter constantly. David: David is the muscle in the shovel talk that Peter’s siblings gave Scott. He isn’t around much, so he just cares that Scott takes care of Peter.  Lorna: Lorna my not be around much, but she’s the older sibling that is super overprotective. Lorna led the sibling’s shovel talk with Wanda. Wanda: Wanda thought the two were dating for years before they told her. She thinks that they’re cute together, but Peter’s her twin, so she made sure Scott knew exactly how they’d dismember and hide his body if he hurts Peter. Jean: She’s best friends with Scott, so she listened to years of his pining rants about Peter. Because of this, Jean is very glad when they got together. She sat them both down at the same time and said she would murder both of them if they hurt each other. Nina: She met them after they’ve gotten together, so she doesn’t really care. 

Alex: Like this tweet for a “I secretly think”. Alex: @Twinkies-Are-4Ever I secretly think your boyfriend is way too good for you. Peter: I didn’t like. And it’s not a very good secret considering you tell me that every time we met. Scott: You WHAT?? ALEX WTF??? Alex: You really believed me when I was playing a game of one sided Chinese whisper with him? Hank: It’s four am everyone please just log off and go to bed.

This inspired me, so sorry it took so long. The post is here.

I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”

I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends.  Peter: Darcy!

Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!

Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.

Scott: Please. Any universe is good.

Wanda: Don’t look at me!

Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*  I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!

Scott: Who is she talking to?

Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?

Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.

Monica: Weird. 

I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.

Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD

Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.

Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)

Scott: *drags him out of the room*

Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*

Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-

Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!

Three hours later

Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?

Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much.  Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess. 

This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?

Of course!

-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.

-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”

-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor. 

-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible.  -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.

-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants. 

-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”

-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years.  -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.

-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank. 

-Nate is their flower person.

-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.

-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.

-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives.