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Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?
Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.
Aaron: That is insane! You would get sick!
Kenji: I’m not saying you wouldn’t get sick, I’m just saying every arrangement is technically an edible arrangement!!
Cassian: We're not leaving this room till we figure out this whole will they, won't they, 'Kermit and Miss Piggy' thing we got going on.
Nesta: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or…
Cassian: Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.
Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.
Elide: You do?
Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!
Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.
Eris: Come on, what would you do if you were me?
Azriel: Oh If I were you, I would’ve killed myself years ago.
The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*
All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!
Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.
Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*
Kurogiri: ...
Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?
Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.
Wanda: Sometimes when I'm playing the sims I give myself a family
Natasha: Jesus christ