infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

I write what I want, and what I want, is rwby because I am mentally unwell. but I cover it up by trying to be ✨ F U N N Y ✨

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So It's Been Awhile Since I Posted Something Original. Due To Me Making Fanfic And Shit So Here's Three

So it's been awhile since I posted something original. Due to me making fanfic and shit so here's three of my oc's.

So It's Been Awhile Since I Posted Something Original. Due To Me Making Fanfic And Shit So Here's Three

Johnson red. The main protagonist of my story.

So It's Been Awhile Since I Posted Something Original. Due To Me Making Fanfic And Shit So Here's Three

Xander oakgreen. The secondary protagonist and is a little shit despite how old he is.

So It's Been Awhile Since I Posted Something Original. Due To Me Making Fanfic And Shit So Here's Three

Lucius Blackwell. Unintentional very edgy. (Then again that's more of just an association with black being an edgy color which it's not. If anything it's pink that's edgy) anyway he's the prince of hell and the third protagonist of the trio that is these motherfuckers. And the only reason why lucius's age is unknown is because technically he's a teenager but he's also the son of the devil who been around for a long time. So no one truly knows how old he is but hes mainly ranging from 16-20.

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2 years ago

(I have no doubt this was before BBtag came to all platforms so I feel obligated to do Abit of vermilion cavalier. I hope I spelt that right. Ship names are annoying to remember.)

Jaune watched as Jessica vanished only for a portal to suddenly open up as the crown hit jaune square in the face.

Jaune: ow. Well at least this thing is.... Back... In my hands

Jaune groaned as he wanted to just sink into the docks and away from this stupid crown. Jaune sighed as he heard a new portal as blond woman stepped out wearing a blue half jacket with two very familiar guns holstered behind her.

Noel: jaune! It actually worked!

Jaune: noel?! I.. I didn't think I'd see you again after that whole thing with the uh... the Keystones...

Jaune looked away as he remembered the not so fun times of fighting random people that had semblances he had never heard of. Well he thought they were semblances.

Noel: yeah.... Well regardless it great to see you again! And what are you holding there?

Jaune immediately shoved the crown behind his back as he knew noel was probably going to put it on.

Jaune: uh nothing. T-totally nothing! Absolute nothing- and you already got it.

Jaune watched noel examine the crown before she put it on as she had unique reaction to the crown.

Noel: jaune.. are you seeing this?

Jaune: seeing what? Noel what are you talking about?

[vision 1]

Noel watched as she saw an older version of herself teaching a small boy how to operate a pistol. With safety on ofcourse.

Older Noel: alright sol remember when not in combat keep safety on and keep your weapon holstered. We wouldn't want to go shooting others in the foot right?

Sol: yes mama.

Older Noel: good now-

Older Jaune: ok you two. Dinner is ready. I made curry.

Sol sprung up as the child ran towards their father as jaune knelt down and picked him up.

Older Jaune: hey little man! How's mama been teaching you?

Sol: shes been teaching me how to operate guns!

Older Jaune: oh really. Atleast she isn't teaching you how to cook

Noel got up as she frowned Abit towards the blond knight. Jaune immediately gulped before opening his mouth as he added.

Older Jaune: O-ofcourse there isn't anything wrong with your mama's cooking!

Noel smiled Abit as she walked up to the older Jaune and planted a soft kiss on his lips. Before their son gagged Abit.

[vision 2]

A Noel alittle older than the current one sat by a tree with jaune resting his head on her lap.

Jaune: this... This is heaven

Jaune sighed as noel slowly combed her hand through his soft hair. Noel looked at him with a soft gaze as jaune yawned Abit. Noel smiled as jaune slowly closed his eyes.

Jaune: just gonna.. get a bit of shut eye.

Noel: ok jaune sleep as much as you need.. just remember the more hours you sleep that's a day I can cook.

Jaunes eyes shot open as he remembered the putrid stench of the famous "death dinners"

Jaune: you know I'm suddenly not as sleepy as before infact I think I can run a mile.

Jaune sat up as noel put a hand on his shoulder. Noel let out a small laugh as she laid jaune back down resting his head back onto her lap.

Noel: I'm kidding jaune. I know you don't like my cooking. Even if it's annoying knowing that I can't help sometimes.

Noel looked away Abit before feeling jaune put a hand on her shoulder as he managed to set himself in her lap.

Jaune: noel. You dating me and letting me do stuff like this is already helping enough.

Jaune smiled at her as they two lean in as warmth enveloped their very beings as they shared a tender yet passionate kiss.

[end of visions]

Noel immediately took of the crown as she was red faced. She then looked at jaune as she saw momentary glimpse of an older more rugged jaune. Noel shook her head as she felt the words beginning to claw out of her mouth.

Noel: would you like to go out!

Noel watched as jaune was left dumbstruck as he tried to formulate words to say something but he couldn't. Before jaune took a deep breath.

Jaune: s-sure. What could go wrong?

The Crown is Never Wrong.

Cinder: Uwahaha! It's too late Jaune. With the Crown of Choice I will be able to see my future and no one will stop me!

Jaune: *Hurt *You will never win!

Cinder: Why don't we see it? Let's see what your future will be like when I'm done with you! Uwahahaha!

Cinder puts on the crown and a vision appears in her mind.

Vision:

Cinder: *Holding a baby* She is so beautiful.

Jaune: *Next to her* Yes she is.

Vision ends.

Cinder: *Red*

Jaune: Um... Are you ok?


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2 years ago

Nexus: Ogre slayer. [1/1]

(hey remember that book I told you all about. Yeah it's here and here's the first page. Well technically the first three pages since this comes from the definitive edition of the book which is a way for me to fix the many spelling mistakes I had when I first wrote this plus also allows to add extra content. Because I'm fuckin stupid. anyway enjoy)

[season 1] "new beginnings"

We see a young boy standing in front of a woman. "Where are you going?" The boy asked. "I'll be visiting your uncle. I'll be back in two days. So make sure you and siblings don't bug your father when he's busy with work ok. There's enough food for you three." The woman said. She patted the boys head. "See you later Johnson" the woman said.

Ridge forest. 203X

We see a young blonde male standing in front of a grave wearing a black jacket with a red t-shirt underneath as well as wearing white jeans.

His eyes were a brilliant emerald green and he had a small smile as he knelt towards the grave.

"Hey mom it's... It's me, finally moved out after i turned 17" the male said as he looked at the bouquet of flowers in his hand some being roses and others being poppies.

He placed the bouquet down as he began to speak "it's been what....9 years?" He continued. "9 years without you. Things happened. bros become a dickhead, sis is god knows where and here I am talking.....to a god damn grave...." He spoke in slight Shakey voice.

"I'll be leaving for the big city, like you and I always dreamed" he continued. He then got up and headed to his motorbike and hopped on.

He revved up his bike and was off, he drove through an army of blackwood trees and then some bits of desert and then finally passed a sign saying 'now approaching highway City, NY'.

The male smiled as now he was approaching the one place where he could become the one thing he dreamed of.

After a few miles he started seeing more and more skyscrapers and eventually was riding over the asphalt roads, however though as he was driving his stomach started growling.

"Ugh great, of all the things I thought I didn't need to pack it had to be a lunch" he groaned but then smelled the aroma of cheese burgers, fry's, chicken, and all his other favorite foods.

He started following where the scent led him, to a blue and white building with a neon billboard saying "T'jo's bang shack" it was an odd name but he didn't care he needed to eat.

He parked his bike and enter the restaurant, when he entered the interior as his shoes touched a wooden floor, he saw iron walls as wooden tables were all about the place, god damn this place was fancy. Regardless the boy sat down at a small booth and started looking through his wallet as a waiter walked up to him.

"What may I get you mister? Uh what is your name sir" the waiter asked. "Oh it's Johnson, Johnson red!" The boy, Johnson said.

The waiter noded and took Johnsons order and went to the kitchen. As Johnson sat there he looked around at area and saw some people chatting and flirting with each other, the usual stuff ya see.

Then a boy entered who was probably 15, he looked around and then walked up to Johnson, "hey uh is this table taken?" He asked "well my seat is obviously taken but you can sit here" Johnson responded as he pointed to the other seat of the booth. The boy sat down, his hair messy and colored a nice chocolate brown, his eyes a similar chocolate brown, he wore a white jacket with gray shorts, aswell as wearing a green and mint checkered wrist band.

"So uh..... What's your name anyway?" The boy asked "it's Johnson and your name is?" Johnson responded. "Names Xander, xander oakgreen, I'm Abit of a chick magnet here." he spoke with confidence as he kicked up his feet. Johnson raised a eyebrow as he shoved Xanders feet off the table.

"Oh really?" Johnson asked, "yep, the lady's Loooooove me!" Xander continued, "then flirt with one" Johnson said clearly knowing he's about to have a laugh.

Xander just stared trying to compute, then nods and gets up and walks to a pink haired woman. "hello beautiful~" he said to the woman who appeared in her 20s, she then seemingly groaned and turned "I'm lesbian freak" she said and she sprayed him with pepper spray, Xander started walking around backwards rubbing his eyes and Johnson just laughed.

"God damnit" xander said after that frowning, "well atleast she wasn't straight " Johnson said still chuckling, Xander just glared "I got sprayed in the eyes!" He said while he pointed his eyes which had tear stains below.

"Well regardless your a riot man. Friends?" Johnson said sticking out his hand Xander looked at and shook it. After that Johnson and xander got their orders and they started to chow down.

"So." Xander said while eating, Johnson raised his head and tilted it in confusion "what?" Johnson asked. "Considering how I've never seen your face before now I'm pretty sure you're new." Xander said.

Johnson noded "so?" He asked, "so what lead ya to come into the big city." Xander proposed the question

"Well it's uh...it's complecated" Johnson replied and Xander simply nodded and started sucking on his sodas straw as Johnson went back to eat his chicken sandwiches.

This was rather peaceful. If only she was here with him.

Then there was a loud ROAR as Xanders eyes widen before he shoots up as him and Johnson turn their heads to look out the window.

Through the window there was a giant boar looking beast but it's front hooves turned into hands similar to that of a primate and it's tusk were coated in this pink crystal , same for the end of it's tail which it held in its hand as if it was a mace.

"What the-" Johnson said before a woman shrieked "OGRE BEAST ATTACK" and everyone else except Xander and Johnson booked it out of the restaurant

"This shit again? Ugh I need a break from this job..." Xander groaned as he walk out the restaurant and Johnson was just confused as he immediately followed Xander. "Ok one what the fuck is going on?! two the fuck is that?!" Johnson asked Xander who started unsheathing a sword with a sabers guard but a katana's blade and it had black shine on the edge of the cutting side of the sword, the sheath however was green with a mint green thread teather.

"One I'm an ogre slayer and two that's a ogre Beast, once a animal turned into something like a ogre also I hunt ogre beasts if the name wasn't obvious" Xander explained completely calm.

"Now sit back, relax, and watch me give the ass kicking of a lifetime" he continued confidently as he walked towards the beast as it glared at him with its glowing pink eyes. Xander chuckled as he pointed at the beast with his sword. He seemed to map out a route that began at the beasts hand and then went to tail for some reason and finally stopped at the head.

Xander then smirks as he sheathed his sword. The beast the raised it's claw and slashed down using gravity as a booster, Xander then side stepped backwards and then leaped back as he avoided the beasts hand and he felt the air of the impact enter his lungs as his smirk turned into a wild grin.

"fang 1, navigation" xander said as he land on the hand and started Bolting up the beast arm as if the air he breathed in pushed all his strength into his legs.

The beast slammed it's other hand on its back trying to squash Xander, Xander then ran to its tail and then sprung off the tail and right on to the beasts head.

He took out his sword in the reverse grip and stabbed it into the beast head. As it roared in its fury it's face started to bloat and started to puke out blood, it spilled out of its mouth as it drown on the blood in its lungs.

Johnson just stood there amazed. He couldn't believe what he saw but it was fucking AWESOME.

Xander then removed the sword from the beasts head and stepped down. "Now then I probably have a lot of explaining to do" he said as Johnson nod profusely before Xander sighed, smiling Abit.


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2 years ago

Mac n cheese

(just Incase You all forgot I don't just make Rwby fanfics that make you wanna claw your eyes.)

Xander sat himself at the mess hall as he was eating some animal style sweet potato fries. Before Xander saw Johnson grumbling to himself as he sat down at their table.

Johnson: stupid fucking public microwave.

Xander: you good chili pepper?

Johnson: nope.

Xander sighed soft as he pushed his fries to the side.

Xander: what pissed you off?

Johnson: nothing.

Xander: Johnson.

Johnson: it's nothing Xander. I swear.

Xander: bullshit. Something pissed you off. And when your P O'd then that means no snowcones. Just tell me man.

Johnson: fine.. it's the public microwave. Theres this fat ass line and I was gonna heat up some mac n cheese and buffalo chicken bowl I got.

Xander just stared at the blonde before laughing Abit.

Xander: only you would get mad ab Mac n fucking cheese. HA!

johnson just rolled his eyes as xander started cackling.

Johnson: ah shut it. You still owe me a new motorbike. I still haven't gotten the one I let you borrow for your date with Kira back. So pay up

Johnson stuck out his hand as xander grumbled lowly before crossing his arms.

Xander: I'll give it back when I have the keys and when we're not constantly in danger. Anyway where the hell is lucius?

Johnson shrugged as the two then heard footsteps as a groggy Lucius walked up to the two's table.

Lucius opened his mouth before yawning and started stretching.

Lucius: sorry you two. Overslept after the late night snack I got sent.

Xander: late night snack.. oh... Lucius please don't tell me you and your sister ate the goats again!

Lucius: um... We didn't eat the goat again?

Xander face palmed as he groaned

Xander: damnit Lucius the goats deliver your paycheck! How on earth are you going to afford a house if you keep eating the goats?! You can't live in the baracks forever!

Lucius: look I'm sorry. Demons eat goats all the time so what am I supposed to do when I see one?

Xander placed his hands on lucius shoulders as he began shaking him violently.

Xander: TO NOT EAT THE DAMN GOATS FOR JACOBS SAKE!

Johnson just watched as today was going to be a very normal day for the trio... Just without jays mechs blowing up-

BOOM!

And nevermind.

.....

....

...

FUCK!


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2 years ago

The rose reaper and her shining dork knight: hair

(so uh I... I might make this a series. Probably not but who gives a FuCk! Anyway I am very sorry for the absolute bamboozlement that will be this new instalment I guess. I do plan on making a third instalment. Anyway prepare to CRINGE 😬)

We see a older Jaune with a bit of stubble on his chin as he found himself brushing ruby's now long hair as the reaper grumbled in annoyance.

Ruby: why can't it be kept short?

Jaune: because you wanted me with a beard. So your gonna grow out your hair.

Ruby: but long hairs awful when your in a fight. Someone could just pull out a flame thrower and let you hair on fire.

Jaune: ruby. Why would someone have a flame thrower? How does this relate only to long hair?

Ruby: w-well that's because it's just easier aim at-

Jaune: ruby.

Ruby: I'm serious! It's a huge target and anyone if close enough could just grab it! And bam now your being held by the hair and your practically helpless unless you cut your hair in which case-

Jaune: ruby. Your getting to situations that would rarely happen.

Ruby huffed as she crossed her arms as jaune simply chuckled as he kept brushing her hair.

Ruby: doesn't mean I'm wrong though.

Jaune: heh. True but there are some benefits to hair.

Ruby: like what exactly?

Jaune simply smirk before lightly tugging on her hair as Ruby went red faced. Ruby tried to say something but was far to flustered by what her boyfriend had just done.

Jaune: there's that~ but thats getting to the intimate aspect of hair. Hair can be stylized to anyway the person would like. Like weiss's rope hair.

Ruby put her hand on to try and stop herself from laughing but was sadly unable to as she started laughing hard.

Jaune simply smiled see ruby laughing. It had been awhile since... Everything that happened after the fall.

Eventually ruby would stop and looked at jaune as she had small smile on her face.

Ruby: that was mean jaune.

Jaune: what cant I have an opinion on how one of my friends old hairstyles looked?

Ruby: well yes but you don't have to be so-

Jaune: honest?

Ruby: yeah... Snrk rope hair heh. That was funny.

The two spent their time together. Enjoying the time of reminiscing as the time soon flew by.

This ending this Page in the tale of the rose reaper and her shining dork knight.

(this went by... Fuckin quick. Thought this would take longer considering I have nothing to do but write. Anyway I'm gonna work on my rwby rewrite and my own book. And yes that is a shameless plug)


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