infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

I write what I want, and what I want, is rwby because I am mentally unwell. but I cover it up by trying to be ✨ F U N N Y ✨

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The Rose Reaper And Her Shining Dork Knight: Satisfaction.

The rose reaper and her shining dork knight: satisfaction.

(uh heres the third installment since I updated my own book and after this I got release the third page of the rewrite.. yeah I do way to much when I get an idea.)

Ruby found herself sitting on a hot over looking the wasteland that was the remnants of Salem's castle. they won... Her team finally beat Salem. Ruby felt a load lifted off of her shoulder as she sighed happily.

She heard footsteps from behind her as jaune sat beside her before letting out a small groan.

Jaune: that... Was... So.... Exhausting.

Ruby: absolutely. What you need?

Jaune: nothing just wanted to check up on miss "just saved the world".

Ruby let out a small laugh before lightly punching him in the shoulder.

Ruby: come on. Don't make my ego huge jaune. Otherwise you'll regret it~

Jaune felt a small blush creep onto his face as he sighed. He then looked at the sky.

Jaune: so... I guess we gotta find jobs now. Actual ones.

Ruby: what do you mean by that I'm sure there's still grim out there.

Jaune: true. But it's not like there's going to be infinite amounts of them anymore. Now that Salem's gone there's no more grimm production so after all of the rest have been dealt with we're just going to be normal people.

Ruby let out a small "oh" as she looked Abit down now. Jaune raised an eye brow as he smiled Abit.

Jaune: aw don't tell me you already regret saving everyone.

Ruby just stayed silent as jaune sighed. He looked away before an idea came to him.

Jaune: hey ruby I got an idea!

Ruby and jaune turned to each other ruby Abit confused. Jaune clasped his hands around hers as he smiled brightly.

Jaune: let travel together.

Ruby raised an eyebrow.

Ruby: you mean with Ren and Nora?

Jaune: no. Just.. you and me. We'll get to see the rest of the world and get to spend time together-

Jaune immediately stopped talking as his face turned a deep crimson.

Jaune: uh- i- um- uh- oh i- i- uhm- I... I should just shut that idea down shouldn't I?

Ruby looked at him Abit before letting out a small laugh as she removed her hands from his grasp as she gently cusps his cheeks.

Ruby: sure thing VB. Sure thing. Besides now I get the chance to do this.

Ruby pulled him close to her as she kissed him. Jaune felt his brain short circuit as his arms were limp.

Ruby soon let go of him as she had a wide smirk on her face.

Ruby: I just hope you don't mind sharing a bed.

Jaunes already crimson face proceeded to turn scarlet as he could only respond with a "o-ok".

And so the two now have the rest of their lives being the rose reaper and her shining dork knight

(and there it is ladies and gents. I've accidently made a new series. Fun. Going to be told out of chronological order because I'm dumb. If I ever decide to make a post that leads to the many series I might make then I'll try my best to get this in chronological order so you don't have to piece it together. Anyway Rock on till ya drop tata motherfuckers 🤟)

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(Yes this is a Lancaster post. Does this conflict with the fact I ship white knight. No. Because I wanna write something cute. So fuck you I'm doing this.

Very sorry for the horrible characterization. It's been a while since I've seen rwby. Anyway enjoy motherfuckers.)

Jaune was sitting in his dorm cleaning of crocea mors as Nora and ren had gone of to gods knows where. Leaving jaune on his bed humming to himself as he finished the cleaning process before grabbing the sheath and placing away his sword. Then the door bust opens as a groan was heard as none other than ruby rose walked in as her face was plastered with a look of exhaustion.

Jaune: hey crater face how you feeling.

Ruby walked to his bed before face planting on it as she let out a loud muffled yell.

Jaune: oh that's not good. Wanna talk about it.

Ruby looked at him as she nodded before jaune picked her up and placed her on the opposite end of the end of the bed.

Jaune: so what's the big thing.

Ruby: it's yang. Ever since her and Blake got all buzz buzz-

Jaune: buzz buzz? What's that supposed to mean.

Ruby: yang and blake had this combo attack I called bumblebee so now that their dating I've been calling their little moments buzz's.

Jaune: so it's just a joke referencing an old attack name. yeah now I see why yang always made puns. No offense rubes.

Ruby: none taken. But my point is. Now that their all buzz buzz and now that Salem's been taken down. Those two barely pay attention to anything else except each other.

Jaune: remember ruby their only a recent couple. Love can sometimes put people in a state of tunnel vision. To busy running to the one thing they want they cant see anything else. But now I ask why is this bugging you?

Ruby: ok so me, yang, Weiss, and Blake were chase down some grimm that were terrorizing a town and the grimm were obviously disorganized because ya know their queens dead. So it was easy right?

Jaune: and I know where this is going. Let me guess yang was being stupid and flirting with Blake. Causing atleast one grimm to good knock in. Right?

Ruby nodded profusely as jaune sighed before pulling ruby in and hugged her small frame.

Jaune: people tend to have tunnel vision when in love rubes. Remember how I was in beacon?

Ruby thought back to the old days of beacon before snickering as she remembered that one time jaune showed up to team rwbys dorm with a guitar all just to ask out Weiss.

Ruby: yeah you were pretty dumb back then. Not gonna lie I probably would've been left speechless if you did that for me.

Ruby looked at jaune with her silver eyes peering Into him with a soft gentle gaze.

Ruby: but I am happy for yang. Those two seem great together. Even if it's an pain in the butt to deal with them being dumb dumbs.

Jaune: that's just love rubes. That's just love.

The two stared at each other before pressing their foreheads together as they just stay there. Content with everything. Before a low growl could be heard from ruby's stomach as the two look down at her stomach before looking at each other.

Jaune: let's get something to eat. My treat.

Ruby: it better be vomit boy~.

Jaune: pfft. Ah shut it crater face.

(sorry this was so damn short I just wanted to make something because Im bored. And I felt like being basic. Anyway I'm gonna get put on a pike now because I'm pretty sure a few people are going to be hunting my head. See you all when I bring more garbage writing. to your front door.)

(god I stayed up way too late I can feel death getting ready to crawl up my spine and suck my- no. This ain't Wattpad.)


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