"no More Of Your Bullshit."

"no more of your bullshit."

Nexus: ogre slayer [1/5]

(Ayo ya fucks guess who's back to torment you all once again. I am currently going through a rwby brain rot so you might be asking "well why isn't this Rwby: fate or Rose reaper and her dork Knight?" Because motherfucker writing stuff while you're in brain rot that is related to the thing that's causing you brain rot is not good. So fuck you. I do what I want.)

(anyway enjoy you sick bastards.)

[season 1] "face to face"

We see a young lucius standing in front of a bloody battle field as he saw his father removing his infamous battle axe from a bloody corpse.

He felt himself tremble as his father faced him. He slowly walked towards, his grey charcoal skin emanating a flaming hatred.

His father stopped in front of him, his eyes glowing red as his black bull like horns sparked crimson electricity into the air.

He raised his battle axe and then.

Lucius shot up from the bed he was in, in a cold sweat he looked around. He had to make sure blossom was ok. He kept looking until he saw her sleeping soundly.

Lucius sighed in relief and heard a door open. His eyes shot over to a doctor entering. "I see your finally awake, I'm doctor Matthews and I'd like to ask you some questions " doctor Matthew says as Lucius slowly nodded. "Ok tomorrow I'm... I'm tired"

The doctor noded and left. Lucius just sat there and looked over at blossom. "We finally made it sis" lucius said softly. He reached over to his sister and caressed the side of her face. His hand glided over her face to the top of her head and pated it.

It was him and her now. In this new, bizzare, safe world.

"I wouldn't have it any other way" lucius said to himself.

The next day had arrived and we see Lucius and blossom sitting in front of a table holding each other close. Then the doctor, a blonde boy, and a brunette enter the room and sat down in front of them at the three chairs.

"I'd like to introduce you to the two hunters who found you and brought you here Johnson red, and Xander oakgreen." Dr Matthew said

"Just so you know I'm Johnson" the blonde- Johnson said. Blossom simply shrinks back behind Lucius. "Well it's nice to meet you both but anyway what do you three want from us" lucius asked.

"I just have some questions to ask after that you'll be home free." Dr Matthew said as he took out a clip board. "First off your names please" Matthews continued as he adjusted his glasses. Lucius took a deep breath "my name is Lucius Blackwell I'm 28 and my blood type is B-." Lucius said with the utmost respect. "And this is my sister blossom Blackwell she's 2 years younger than me and her blood type is the same as me B-" he continued saying. The doctor simply looked at the two then went back to his clipboard and scribbled some notes.

"Now as much as I believe some of your story I know for a fact your blood type is not B-, it's safe to say you don't even have a blood type" the doctor said. Lucius just stared at him wide-eyed this man could see right through him.

"You see the doc may or may not have a taken some of your blood as samples and he discovered two things" Johnson said rubbing the back of his neck. "One you have no registered blood type and two your blood is too dense to be from a human. So be honest with us lucius what exactly are you" the doctor said finishing Johnson's sentence.

Lucius just sat there silent, should he reveal the fact that he's a demon? what if these people hunt demons after all the doctor did say the two people sitting right next to him were hunters.

Lucius didn't know what to do so he took a breath and took a Gambit. He never could have his father's silver tongue so might as well see how things go. "I am, well me and my sister are demons" Lucius said with a serious expression on his face.

Johnson went wide eyed but Matthew and Xander didn't seem to really care. "Why is only one of you surprised?" Lucius asked. "Well you see we hunters have known about hells existence for a long time, Johnson over here is well... he's still fresh to The Business of being a hunter so he's a little shocked is all " Xander explained.

Lucius just looked at Xander. "So wait you knew about hell's existence? you've known about demons why did you never.. how do you..... I'm sorry what?" Lucius said dumbfounded. "Trust me man i'm right here with you, I'm just confused as well" Johnson said.

"Well regardless now that you finally revealed the truth Lucius, now that we know you're a demon now we can go to the real question who are your parents?" Matthew asked. there was nothing but piercing silence in that room in that moment. "I don't want to talk about it..." Lucius said. "Our father is Lucifer Blackwell and her mother is Lilith Eden." Blossom spoke up. Lucius looked at his sister in shock.

"My brother came to this world t-to help you p-pathetic humans! YOU SHOULD BE GREAT FULL YOUR BEING HELPED BY THE NEXT DEMON KING!" Blossom shouted attempting to hide her fear.

The doctor just looked at the two then pushed up his glasses. "Lucius is this true" the doctor asked. Lucius just noded vigorously.

"Well then" Xander said standing up he looked towards Lucius and stuck out his hand. "Welcome to the hunter foundation" he continued.

Lucius looked at the hand of xander for a moment and then took it shaking his hand. "I guess you'll be with me and then for now until we can get you to an assigned unit" Johnson said leaning back in his chair.

Then Lucius removed his hand and put it back in his pocket. "So wait what about me and my sister where are we going to live since you know that we aren't from here" lucius asked.

"For right now you two will live in the barracks. I can take blossom there right now but Lucius if you're going to be a hunter you need an assigned weapon" the doctor said.

Lucius nodded and then Johnson stood up and him and Xander led Lucius to the armory.

Once they're lucius stood in front of hundreds if not thousands of weapons. Somewhere swords somewhere rifles some are Spears some more hammers but then there is a pair of silver axes on the wall.

Lucius felt something as he stared at the two axes. Both of his hands sparked with electricity and he out stretch them and then the axes had flung to him as he caught them.

He felt the same purple lightning crackling through his hands into the axis as he looked at his two new weapons.

"Looks like we got ourselves our own equivalent to thor" Xander said chuckling. Johnson slug Xander in the arm not too much to hurt him though. "Ooooow that stung Johnson-kun" Xander said over exagerating. Johnson living up to his last name was beat red. "S-SHUT UP YOU KNOW I'M NOT OKAY WITH THAT DUDE" Johnson shouted, Xander just cackling.

Lucious sighed. 'I'm probably going to regret this but this is for blossom and for Mom' lucius thought to himself. He turned to the two as he put his axes on the sides of his hips.

"Now then when do we start." Lucius said as Johnson and Xander straightened up and looked at him.

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: fighting game interaction (very short skit)

(ahahahaha... So originally I was going to write these two dorks having their first time with each other but I just couldn't do it. But I have no doubt I will eventually but I just did not have any desire to write it anymore because one my friend sometimes reads this stuff and well they aren't the biggest fan of NSFW. So enjoy this)

Ruby walked onto the stage crescent rose slung over her shoulder as she was eating peanut butter cookie. She stopped as she saw jaune sharpening crocea mors.

Ruby: so. Winner gets to pick where we go to eat?

Jaune just chuckled before standing up and pointing crocea mors at her as he held shield infront of him.

Jaune: sure thing rubes. But if I win you have to stop eating cookies for a week.

Ruby narrow her eyes at him as she turned crescent rose into its sniper rifle form as she aimed it at him.

Ruby: fine. But if I win then I get to do whatever I want with you. And you have to buy me ten cookie jars for a week.

Jaune: sure thing rubes.

Free concert

Frost walked in on cherry and kira watching a show as cherry slouched in the couch.

Frost: what ya watching cous.

Kira: rwby

Cherry: so far on volume 6.

Frost: cool... Wait wasn't xander supposed to be here with you guys?

Kira: he dragged Johnson and Lucius to Denny's. Something about a concert.

Frost nodded as the three just watched the show before going wide eyed.

The musketeers: OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!

At the Denny's

Xander: alright Johnson and I got the guitars. Lucius has the drums. Just waiting lynx.

Johnson: why the fuck do want me and lynx to sing anyway?

Lucius: plus why are we doing a concert the only thing we used that was like an instrument is when we were fighting asmodeus. And we didn't even play any music.

Xander: well my lulu-

Lucius: I told not to call me by the nickname my sister gave me!

Xander: point is. My dear friends, is that we have been too couped up in chili peppers smelly ass apartment.

Johnson: oh fuck you! I'm still waiting on my bike.

Xander: just let it go dude!

Lynx: guys I finally made it! Had to bring Evan tho.

Evan: I'm still confused on what's happening.

Lynx: don't worry hun it's just a concert now head back stage

Evan nodded and went back stage as lynx got infront his mic as Johnson stood of his.

Xander: now. 3. 2. 1. GO!

Johnson:

Lynx: we about to jam!

[fin]

(very sorry @randomness-of-arts1220 if I messed up lynx this idea just came to me and it was just too fuckin funny to not post)

Nexus: Ogre slayer [1/4]

(I accidentally be giving you all a sense that these uploads are going to be daily when they're not I'm just so bored and have nothing else to do so I'm just uploading this stuff.)

[Season 1] "new faces"

We see white. An infinite void as we then see a garden. Then a rose forms from the ground and blooms. Then a hand picks it up and we hear a voice. "It's beautiful like always.... I wish I knew where you were Cici..." The voice said as we cut to xander and Johnson hanging out eating some fry's and cheese burgers.

Xander had his head on his left hand. "Ugh I'm so fucking boooooooored." Xander groaned out. Johnson nodded and then grabbed one of his own fries and ate it. "When was the last time since we fought a ogre beast?" Xander asked. "Including this one that was 5 days ago." Johnson answered as he grabbed his burger and took a bite of it.

Xander ground again as he lifted his head from his hand and took his phone and started texting someone.

"Who the hell you texting? Your girlfriend?~" Johnson asked, "who are you my mom and no I'm texting someone I met on tinder" Xander said as he continued texting.

"Tinder? you met someone on tinder? Aren't you supposed to be 20 when you go on tinder" Johnson said and Xander just glared at him as he raised a fist and gave him the middle finger.

Johnson just flipped him off. Then they felt a small rumbling in the ground. Then I saw a portal open up and two people fire out of it and landed on the ground.

Johnson and Xander sprung up in Surprise and ran over to go help the two. "What the hell happened to them" Xander said as he looked at Johnson. "Don't know let's just get them to HQ so that way they can heal up they look pretty bad" Johnson said as he looked at the man of the two strangers who had scratch marks and bruises all over him as well as some burn marks.

Johnson grabbed the girl and xander grabbed the guy. The four headed to HQ and got them to the medical center part of the base.

When they got there and set the two in the hospital beds lander and Johnson waited in their seats.

Then one of the doctors came in. "How they doing doc?" Johnson asked As he stood up slightly concerned. "They're not in the greatest of shapes they have multiple cuts bruises some Burns but overall they're fine but they're blood it's, it's more dense than it should be" the doctor said.

"And how is that abnormal?" Johnson asked. The doctor took off his glasses and looked at Johnson. "Well Johnson in the Hunter's business we have to make sure a person's blood density is normal and that it hasn't been poisoned because whenever someone is poisoned their blood usually thickens which can also cause blood clots from time to time" the doctor said as Johnson nodded.

"So you're saying they could be poisoned?" Johnson asked. The doctor shook his head back and forth. "As much as I would like to say that's the answer it's not despite their blood being more dense than it should be for humans their blood circulation is still normal if not better it's as if they grew up in a completely different area and their bodies adapted to it. Not to mention their muscle strength we had to make a deep enough cut in their arms to draw blood" the doctor answered. Johnson side and relief "at least they're alive" he said.

After that the doctor said it would take a while for the two people that were brought into the infirmary to heal. Now we see Johnson standing next to his hover bike at T'jo's. He forgot it when he and Xander went to go help the two people. Johnson hopped on to his hover bike and started to rev up and drove off after all the hub up he still has yet to find him a nice house he's been living in the HQ barracks.

As he was about to drive off he heard the bell on the door of t'jo's chime. He turned around and saw a a girl probably 17 standing there with a back pack obviously to heavy for her own body on her back. Her body itself wasn't the most attractive, but for some reason just seeing her sparked something in Johnson, he'd say love at first sight but it was more of a, interest in the woman.

The girl looked around as if was trying to find some kind of vehicle but they only vehicle left was Johnson's hoverbike.

The girls sighed and started walking off but Johnson, who finally was able to do something spoke out, "oi! You need help?". The girl turned to look at him "uh no I'm fine-" the girl said before, "you think I'm a creep don't you" Johnson interrupted. The girl looked at him and slowly noded.

Johnson sighed, "you know I could hand you my bike. I got second one back where I came from" Johnson said. The girl went wide eyed. "T-thank you for the offer!" The girl said as she walked up to Johnson as he got off the bike and the girl hoped on.

"I promise to give it back to you as soon as I get my own vehicle." The girl said. "Nah keep it, you need it more than I do" Johnson replied as the girl took a moment to think and then noded.

"By the way what's your name stranger?" The girl asked. "Johnson, Johnson red. And you are?" Johnson answered. "Rilla greyber!" Rilla replied as she then started to rev the bike and drove off.

As she drove off Johnson sighed. Now to find a motorcycle shop.

So.. you like BlazBlue?

Oh come on you all knew I would make the pun