The Rose Reaper And Her Shining Dork Knight: Fighting Game Interaction (very Short Skit)

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: fighting game interaction (very short skit)

(ahahahaha... So originally I was going to write these two dorks having their first time with each other but I just couldn't do it. But I have no doubt I will eventually but I just did not have any desire to write it anymore because one my friend sometimes reads this stuff and well they aren't the biggest fan of NSFW. So enjoy this)

Ruby walked onto the stage crescent rose slung over her shoulder as she was eating peanut butter cookie. She stopped as she saw jaune sharpening crocea mors.

Ruby: so. Winner gets to pick where we go to eat?

Jaune just chuckled before standing up and pointing crocea mors at her as he held shield infront of him.

Jaune: sure thing rubes. But if I win you have to stop eating cookies for a week.

Ruby narrow her eyes at him as she turned crescent rose into its sniper rifle form as she aimed it at him.

Ruby: fine. But if I win then I get to do whatever I want with you. And you have to buy me ten cookie jars for a week.

Jaune: sure thing rubes.

Mata nui is that you?! (I know it's a size of a continent but damn it do I want to make this reference.

What would you do if scientists discovered a creature under water the size of a continent?

Nexus: Ogre slayer [side stories]

(hahahaha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha... Ha... Yeah im alive again after delivering you all that amalgamation. These are just side stories of season 1 that I would have included in the season but felt weren't worth that amount of episodes. So kind of like Rwby chibi)

("hooray glitch has stolen yet another idea from the series he's basically copying at this point" said every single last one of you. Anyway enjoy everyone)

[season 1] side stories.

Side story 1: getting to know you.

We see Johnson at a bike shop looking for the newest rendition of a hoverbike. "Hey uh Johnson!" A voice said from behind Johnson. He didn't recognize it at first but it distinctly was a feminine voice. He turned around and saw a familiar girl with gray hair black eyes, fair skin, and wore a loose gray shirt and black jeans. It was the girl he met at T'jo's, what was her name? Relish? No that's a type of food. Roller? No that wasn't it sounded like gorilla.

Gorilla

Gor illa

Go rilla

Illa

Godzilla!

No wait that didn't sound right.

"Hey there uh...." Johnson said still trying to remember her name. "Rilla. Rilla greybur." Rilla said looking at him dead in the eyes. "Oh right sorry I uh I kind of suck at remembering names" Johnson said rubbing the back of his neck.

"It's okay and anyway I wanted to say thank you for helping me out at T'Jo's and well.... I was hoping I could pay you back." Rilla spoke nervously

"Well you don't have to do that" Johnson said a little bit flustered "no I insist, my mother always did tell me to repay those who showed me kindness" rilla said. "Well that is a nice belief but you don't have to do this you can keep the bike and you don't have to repay me" Johnson said as he removed his hand and then pointed at rilla.

"Look I want to okay it's, it's not right for me to just to accept people's kindness and not repay them" rilla said. Johnson sighed and then shook his head. "Fine you can repay me but can you at least do it in a way where we both benefit from it" Johnson asked.

"I guess what's your idea?" rilla answered with her own question. "Want to go get lunch." Johnson answered. After a bit we see Johnson and rilla eating at T'Jo's, Johnson was chowing down on his cheeseburger as rilla simply just drink her milkshake.

"So..." Rilla said, Johnson looked up with crumbs on as he licked them off. "You said your full name was Johnson red correct?" Rilla asked. Johnson noded. "Are you perhaps related to Alexander red?" Rilla continued asking. Johnson took another bite. "Yeah he's a jackass of a father tho. You think with him being a millionaire he'd have more time to spend with his kids" Johnson stated. As he put his burger down.

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories or feelings" rilla said. "It's fine it's not like I'm going to have an emotional breakdown about explaining how much of a jackass my father was." Johnson said.

There was a moment of silence between the two before Johnson noticed the necklace with a thing made of glass hanging around her neck. "So where'd you get that necklace?" Johnson asked.

"Oh my father gave it to me. The thing is supposed to change color whenever my emotions change. Right now it's pure blue which basically represents when I'm calm" rilla said. "Oh. That's interesting" Johnson said.

Once again silence returned. "Hey uh only asking this out of interest but would you want to go on a date?" Johnson asked rilla shot up from her slouched posture and was tomato red. "U-uh but we just and uh....Im pretty sure I ain't really your ty-" rilla spoke, "just. answer the question." Johnson said. Rilla took a deep breath "sure" she said.

Side story 2: clothes.

Lucius laid on his bed in his barracks with his sister. It's been an entire day after the the festival was under attack. Lucius looked at the side of him and saw his two silver axes resting there on the wall. He had just discovered his own way of using electromagnetism to regain his weapons as if they're tethered to him.

Good thing he did learn it otherwise he would have had to get to the ground head to the ashes of the two ogre hounds from the attack on the festival and then dig up through their ashes and find the axes.

But he digress now today was simply a day of relaxing. Then Xander kicked Open lucius's and blossoms door. "Morning sleep brings time to get up!" Xander exclaimed. Lucius and blossom sat up with a groan.

"What the hell is xander I thought we didn't have to go hunting today" lucius said. "And why are you even calling me I'm not even part of the hunters" blossom added.

"Oh we're not going hunting we're going shopping to get you guys your new clothing!" Xander said as the two just looked themselves.

"What's wrong with our clothes?" Lucius asked. "You call those clothes! those are rags crusty Dusty very musty rags!" Xander exclaimed the answer. "....fine. but we're not going to enjoy it" lucious and blossom said in unison.

Or vision changes to that of the mall specifically the clothes district. We see Lucius looking at a bunch of shirts and pants as well as maybe some jackets.

He found nothing of interest so far until a black shirt with a purple sword had crossed his eye. He looked at it and then took it off the rack. "Hey Xander how much is this worth I'm not very used to your money system?" Lucius asked then xander walked to Lucius with blossom behind him. Xander looked over lucius's shoulder. "That would be $20.99. so 21 bucks. And it's a good thing I got my wallet with me and good thing I get rich from this Hunter thing." Xander said.

Lucius looked at him "wait we get paid?!" Lucius shouted in confusion. Xander nodded "yep every 5 months they send in a carrier goat with a letter that has at least $500 in it. Probably enough so the goats started changing after a while specifically after the last two weeks were up but that was also during when you two were here." He spoke. Lucius sweated profusely after hearing the mention of the goats. "Wait what did happen to those goats cuz I know something had to happen to switch them out." Xander continued. Lucius continue to sweat profusely. "Well me and my sister may have may not have eaten the goats and maybe accidentally eaten the letters." Lucius said honestly

Xander just stared at him. He then face palmed.

Unbelievable

Side story 3: first date

Highway City 12:00 p.m

We see rilla in a more feminine attire. She wore a white sweater that stopped at about the connection point between her stomach and her chest. She had the sleeves rolled up and wore dark blue shorts. She also wore a pair of gray sandals.

She stood on the concrete stairs that led to her apartment has she tapped her foot slowly growing ever more impatient but the fact that her date said he'd be here 10 minutes ago.

But it was only 10 minutes he wasn't going to be late for an entire hour. Thankfully as she waited her date finally arrived parking his new hoverbike in front of the concrete stairs.

"I know I have awful timing I'm sorry I got caught up in something-" Johnson was trying to explain as he saw rilla hop on his bike and didn't seem that annoyed. "You were only late by 10 minutes I'm not going to kill you for being late for that long especially on the first date" rilla said as she hesitantly raptor arms around his waist. Johnson jumps a little bit before regaining his cool and started revving up his hoverbike and handing her a helmet.

"You might want to put that on" Johnson said, rilla nodded as she put it on and then notice the fact Johnson didn't have a helmet. "W-wait what about you? don't you need a helmet?" Rilla ask some what concerned.

"Pfffft please I rode on hoverbikes since I was like 12. I don't need no stinking helmet." Johnson said keeping up his bravado. "And besides I'm more worried about your safety rather than mine" he added.

He then kick the pedal and they drove off. As they drove rilla could feel the wind passing through her long grey hair.

Rilla continued looking around her area as she was surrounded by lights and signs passing by her. It was so, beautiful. As if they were in a technological forest. After Abit they arrived at the park. "I see you want to go with the less traditional first date spot" rill said as she stood up. "Well I was hoping we could go on a little stroll" Johnson said rubbing the back of his neck. Rilla looked at him and noded as Johnson kicked down the kickstand, he turned off the engine and took out the key as he put said key around his neck. "Now I get to keep my ride" Johnson spoke. He and rilla went through the gate that led to the park and started going down the park sidewalk simply admiring the beauty of nature.

later on during the date we see the two sitting on a bench and simply looking up at the stars. "So rilla..... I got a question for you" Johnson said. Rilla looked at him, admiring how the fact that is emerald eyes seem to Glow and that if you look deep enough there appear to be a flame inside them. "Yeah?" Rilla said. "What do you think of whenever you think of a peaceful life?" Johnson asked. Rilla thought about it. She started stroking her chin. "I honestly think a peaceful life is simply being able to step outside your house and just see the beauty of things" rilla said as she stopped stroking.

"Personally for me I think it's being able to live in a nice cabin being able to rest and just remembering the good old days and simply sitting down in your cabin and reading a book" Johnson said as his eyes sparked for a moment.

Then they simply watched the Stars. It was truly beautiful. Rilla scooted closer and Johnson took notice. He slowly wraped His arm around her and she leaned on his shoulder.

Then they looked at each other. They simply stared at each, gazing into the others eyes. Johnson leaned in and planted a kiss, on her cheek.

Date. Success!

"no more of your bullshit."

Nexus: Ogre slayer [1/4]

(I accidentally be giving you all a sense that these uploads are going to be daily when they're not I'm just so bored and have nothing else to do so I'm just uploading this stuff.)

[Season 1] "new faces"

We see white. An infinite void as we then see a garden. Then a rose forms from the ground and blooms. Then a hand picks it up and we hear a voice. "It's beautiful like always.... I wish I knew where you were Cici..." The voice said as we cut to xander and Johnson hanging out eating some fry's and cheese burgers.

Xander had his head on his left hand. "Ugh I'm so fucking boooooooored." Xander groaned out. Johnson nodded and then grabbed one of his own fries and ate it. "When was the last time since we fought a ogre beast?" Xander asked. "Including this one that was 5 days ago." Johnson answered as he grabbed his burger and took a bite of it.

Xander ground again as he lifted his head from his hand and took his phone and started texting someone.

"Who the hell you texting? Your girlfriend?~" Johnson asked, "who are you my mom and no I'm texting someone I met on tinder" Xander said as he continued texting.

"Tinder? you met someone on tinder? Aren't you supposed to be 20 when you go on tinder" Johnson said and Xander just glared at him as he raised a fist and gave him the middle finger.

Johnson just flipped him off. Then they felt a small rumbling in the ground. Then I saw a portal open up and two people fire out of it and landed on the ground.

Johnson and Xander sprung up in Surprise and ran over to go help the two. "What the hell happened to them" Xander said as he looked at Johnson. "Don't know let's just get them to HQ so that way they can heal up they look pretty bad" Johnson said as he looked at the man of the two strangers who had scratch marks and bruises all over him as well as some burn marks.

Johnson grabbed the girl and xander grabbed the guy. The four headed to HQ and got them to the medical center part of the base.

When they got there and set the two in the hospital beds lander and Johnson waited in their seats.

Then one of the doctors came in. "How they doing doc?" Johnson asked As he stood up slightly concerned. "They're not in the greatest of shapes they have multiple cuts bruises some Burns but overall they're fine but they're blood it's, it's more dense than it should be" the doctor said.

"And how is that abnormal?" Johnson asked. The doctor took off his glasses and looked at Johnson. "Well Johnson in the Hunter's business we have to make sure a person's blood density is normal and that it hasn't been poisoned because whenever someone is poisoned their blood usually thickens which can also cause blood clots from time to time" the doctor said as Johnson nodded.

"So you're saying they could be poisoned?" Johnson asked. The doctor shook his head back and forth. "As much as I would like to say that's the answer it's not despite their blood being more dense than it should be for humans their blood circulation is still normal if not better it's as if they grew up in a completely different area and their bodies adapted to it. Not to mention their muscle strength we had to make a deep enough cut in their arms to draw blood" the doctor answered. Johnson side and relief "at least they're alive" he said.

After that the doctor said it would take a while for the two people that were brought into the infirmary to heal. Now we see Johnson standing next to his hover bike at T'jo's. He forgot it when he and Xander went to go help the two people. Johnson hopped on to his hover bike and started to rev up and drove off after all the hub up he still has yet to find him a nice house he's been living in the HQ barracks.

As he was about to drive off he heard the bell on the door of t'jo's chime. He turned around and saw a a girl probably 17 standing there with a back pack obviously to heavy for her own body on her back. Her body itself wasn't the most attractive, but for some reason just seeing her sparked something in Johnson, he'd say love at first sight but it was more of a, interest in the woman.

The girl looked around as if was trying to find some kind of vehicle but they only vehicle left was Johnson's hoverbike.

The girls sighed and started walking off but Johnson, who finally was able to do something spoke out, "oi! You need help?". The girl turned to look at him "uh no I'm fine-" the girl said before, "you think I'm a creep don't you" Johnson interrupted. The girl looked at him and slowly noded.

Johnson sighed, "you know I could hand you my bike. I got second one back where I came from" Johnson said. The girl went wide eyed. "T-thank you for the offer!" The girl said as she walked up to Johnson as he got off the bike and the girl hoped on.

"I promise to give it back to you as soon as I get my own vehicle." The girl said. "Nah keep it, you need it more than I do" Johnson replied as the girl took a moment to think and then noded.

"By the way what's your name stranger?" The girl asked. "Johnson, Johnson red. And you are?" Johnson answered. "Rilla greyber!" Rilla replied as she then started to rev the bike and drove off.

As she drove off Johnson sighed. Now to find a motorcycle shop.

The rose reaper and her shining dork knight: near death

(be ready for jaune to get absolutely washed by cinder I hope the people who don't like jaune get a kick out of him getting his ass handed to him and very sorry for the cringy characterization)

Moment: fall of beacon (alternative)

Jaunes feet slammed against the ground as he ran as fast as he could to get to her. He had called Ruby and Weiss but if they couldn't make it.. gods help Pyrrha's soul.

Jaune kept running before he felt his feet fumble on a piece of loose rumble causing him to fall onto the ground. He groaned in pain as he forced himself back up. He couldn't stop here.

Jaune got up and continued to run towards the tower. Until he arrives, his body is covered in scrapes and bruises. He panted heavily before opening the door to the room in ruins as he saw a familiar pair of spectacles.. ozpin's spectacles.

Jaune felt his heart hit the floor as he immediately kicked it into high gear and started to run up the stairs until he made it to the top floor and tried to open only for it to be jammed.

Jaune: no! NO NO NO NO!

Jaune started to ram himself into the door.

Jaune: I'm not gonna lose one of my friends! Just hold on Pyrrha! I'll get to you!

Finally the door flung open as jaune fell to the ground as he saw Pyrrha fall to her knees as an arrow had pierced her heel. The woman she was fighting stood infront of her before summoning a obsidian bow and arrow as she aimed it at her.

Jaune: Pyrrha- PYRRHA!

Jaune saw Pyrrha turn to look at him as look of horror and shame was on her face.

5 seconds

The woman released the arrow.

4 seconds

The arrow pierced Pyrrha's chest

3 seconds

A scream escaped Pyrrha's lips as she told him to run

2 seconds

Jaune watched as Pyrrha began to turn to ash.

1 second.

Jaune shouted out her name for the last time she might hear him say it.

0 seconds.

Pyrrha had completely turn to ash as hot tears fall from jaunes eyes.

Jaune: PYRRHA!

Jaune forced himself to get up as he began to run towards the ashes.

The woman who fired the arrow simply smiled as she glowed a flaming orange.

Her mission was complete. now all that's left was to just head back. But then she finally took notice of jaune as he felt to his knees as he tried to gather up Pyrrhas ashes as he was repeatedly telling himself that this can't be happening.

The woman just rolled her eyes. As she began to walk away. She didn't have time to watch a roach squirm and sob after losing another roach.

But as the woman began to walk away she felt something. Something new. She turned around as she saw jaune getting up as he grasped crocea mors.

Jaune: you... You did this... Why?

Jaune looked at her with tears flowing from his eyes as she just sighed. Cinder wasn't about to humor another roach

Cinder: scatter roach. I don't have time for you

Jaune drew crocea mors as he deployed his shield and began to run towards her as she simply side steps before kicking jaune to the floor sending him flat on his stomach. She stepped to the side of him as he tried to get up before she kicked him in the gut sending him back as she laughed Abit.

Jaune skidded across the ground until he hit a pillar as he groaned as tears kept pouring out. He needed to get up. He needed to fight. But he couldn't move he was both in pain and was terrified..

Ofcourse he would be terrified. He's a fuckin coward. He couldn't save pyrrha.. he can't even save himself. Jaune began to accept the fact this is it.

Cinder simply walked up to him before kicking him into the air before she round house kicked him back into floor as she started laughing.

Cinder: oh. Oh this is great. I get to squash two roaches. This is great!

Jaune wanted to just die. To just not be here. To be anywhere else but here. He began sobbing as he felt pathetic.

Cinder kept kicking him for another 5 minutes. Until foot steps could be heard as Ruby saw cinder standing over jaune but no Pyrrha until she saw Pyrrha crown.

Cinder: oh. Lovely. Another roach. Just a few seconds. I wanna enjoy this alittle bit more.

She kept kicking jaune until she felt something make impact with her as a flock of petals flew by her as cinder was sent flying until she managed to catch herself. Cinder looked to see what hit her only to see a very pissed off ruby.

Ruby: you... you Killed Pyrrha. You killed one of my friends. Thats not ok!

Ruby pointed crescent rose in it's scythe form towards cinder as she pulled back the grip part as it fired a bullet towards cinder who summoned a obsidian shield to block it.

The bullet collided with the shield as both shattered as cinder saw ruby coming at her with he scythe at the ready. Cinder ducked as Ruby swung her scythe in a horizontal motion before ruby petal Burst to be right above cinder before firing another bullet at her as she felt it collide with her as she felt it slammed her to the ground. As if gravity doubled upon cinder.

Cinder then felt another bullet hit with the weight becoming even greater as Ruby just kept firing and reload gravity dust bullets as her eyes had a fire in them. Cinder felt a final bullet hit her as her aura SHATTERED. Ruby then petal Burst into the air as she fire a blast of fire dust into the air as she came rocketing towards as her crescent rose was held high before bringing it down but suddenly cinder turned around and fired a blast wind at her as it sent ruby up into air once more as cinder got up and summoned a obsidian lance before fire surrounded her as she rocketed towards ruby her Lance at the ready.

Ruby then tapped a button as crescent rose transformed into its sniper rifle form as she aimed it at cinders spear before firing! A bullet came flying at cinders Lance as it pierced it causing it to completely shatter into pieces as cinder went wide eyed before surrounding herself in flames making it take the form of flaming dragon. Ruby petal Burst right into the flaming maw as crescent rose transformed into its scythe form as Ruby's eyes glowed silver before white lightning surrounded the upper half of crescent rose turning it into a giant lightning scythe. Cinder prepared her own obsidian Great sword as the two finally clashed before we see jaune on the outside as the flaming dragon just floated there before it started to grow and swell before it exploded as a blinding white light enveloped everything.

After that fight jaune and ruby were heavily injured and were brought to the infirmary of vale. Meanwhile cinder suffered a more fitting lose of her right arm and eye.

After that a statue was built in Pyrrhas name to show she would not be forgotten. But we know who happens next. With the threat of Salem inbound our heroes unknowingly trek into an adventure. Thus begining volume 4.

(I'm pretty sure this is very cruddy but I... I had no idea what else to write. Anyway hope y'all didn't claw your eyes out. And to all the people who don't like jaune. I hope cinder kicking his ass gave you your filling. I'm kidding obviously. See y'all later)

Rock on till ya drop tata motherfuckers 🤟