In A Cartoonish Fashion Two Chibi Versions Of Ruby Appear On Her Shoulders One Wear White Ball Gown And

In a cartoonish fashion two chibi versions of ruby appear on her shoulders one wear white ball gown and the other a "skimpy" (more of rubys interpretation of skimpy which just has a boob window.) Latex outfit.

B. Ruby: perhaps be more direct and ask him to undress everythings better with consent!

S. Ruby: BOLOGNA! Just grab him by the shorts and rip them off then we get to see that meaty-

Ruby shook her head as the two vanish. Ruby sighed as now she had to scheme. Meanwhile Jaune just watch his smol girlfriend go to their shared bedroom to scheme... He really needed to find a way to calm her down. Maybe Weiss might help.

Ruby: (Holding coffee, Spills on Jaune) Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry!

Jaune: Never fear, Ruby! This looks like a job for...! (Runs into the bathroom)

Ruby: (Excitedly waits)

Jaune: (Walks out shirtless, Carrying hoodie) You.

Hello? Yes id like to report a murder. My cat just murdered me with cuteness. (My little lad copper)

He about to hit you with the meanest of oblivion blaze.

Haha I bet y'all fuckers forgot I don't just write

They who seek death will be given his wings, so no matter whether on earth, Tartarus, or in the heavens thy will always soar above such as Icarus.

A semi horror skit I wrote because Im feeling bored.

so originally I was going to write something that involved in AU me and my friend made that was a crossover which I'd refer to as xros (pronounced as cross) between transformers and my own work then realized that was a dumbass idea. Then I was going to upload one of my many ideas for a transformer story one also being a idea I brewed up with the same friend. But I'm not stepping into the transformers fandom atleast not quite yet. I want my entrance to be monumentous for some reason. Anyway sorry for blabbering.

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We see a girl running for her life knocking over trash can, boxes anything to keep her from that THING.

She kept hearing the ticking of the clocks as she ran through the almost void looking alleyway. Then she tripped over something, a pipe, she fell face first onto the concrete. as she tried to get up she heard the ticking get louder and louder as footsteps soon accompanied it.

She didn't want to die like this, she wanted to graduate highschool, feel love, maybe bear some guys kid, she had her whole life played out in her life. But now it seems this is really her future.

The girl sat up and turned to see the silhouette of a mangled man. As the picking grew even louder as well as the footsteps. She was going to die. She was going to be a lamb to the slaughter.

The being got closer and closer she could tell what it looked like now. One gold robotic arm just dangling, another smaller human arm, a gaping hole where it's heart should be with a clock in the center of the hole.

The face was smooth but appeared old. It looked so wrong seeing an old face look so smooth. It had giant mechanical feet.

The girl closed her eyes and prepared to die. Then she felt a hand on her head. She opened her eyes confused.

"So young....such beautiful hair...." The being said in a glitchy voice. The girl was confused before she felt something wrong. She looked at her hands they were growing.. older?!

"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE SUCH BEAUTY." the being shouted as the clock in its chest started to tick faster and faster as the girl kept getting older until she was nothing but dust.

The ghost left the the pile of dust that was once a girl.