(once Again I Arrive To Be A Impatient Dumbass. But Just Wow To Be Honest This Is Good. Now I Pray I

(once again I arrive to be a impatient dumbass. But just wow to be honest this is good. Now I pray I don't fuck this up)

Weiss eyes went wide as victor began to continue.

Victor: after Salem's death there was a brief moment of silence. But silence was soon broken. Soon artificial grimm began flooding the world. And soon every huntsmen was needed to stop the onslaught. One of those was my father.

He stared at jaune as we flash back to a younger victor as he was following a older Jaune.

Victor: father! Father where are you going?

Soon the older Jaune stopped and turned to his son before kneeling down as he ruffled his sons pale golden locks.

Jaune: don't worry kiddo. I'll be back. Just some business as usual.

Victor soon had a wide smile completely unaware of anything. Jaune- The flashback ended abruptly as a cascade of fire was heading straight towards Victor.

???: A JUMP TO THE SKY TURNS TO A BLAZING RIDER KICK!

Out of the flames emerged a man with black hair and burning Azure eyes as he wore a dark red jacket the resemble a cape as he had a black t-shirt with a logo of a flaming rabbit on it as he wore cargo pants and... Was he wearing sandals?!

???: Apologies gentlemen. Was late to the party.

Everyone just stood there their eyes wide before Victor suddenly shouted.

Victor: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

The man dusted off his hair and shoulders as he pulled a pair of red sunglasses. He turned his back to victor and squatted down as he tapped two buttons on the straps of his sandals as they turned into combat boots.

Rouge: names rouge ice prince. Rouge rose-arc. I'll be the party guy of this occasion. Also sup old man!

Rouge stood as he waved to jaune as he was just confused.

Scarlett: hi bro!

Suddenly rouge turned to see his sister and his mother. A huge stupid grin appeared as he rocketed towards the two before bear hugging them.

Rouge: Scarlett! Mum! So great to see you two after SO long! How you been sis?!

Rouge released the two as Ruby was somewhat confused before it finally clicked that, this was her son.

Scarlett: I've been great! How's beacon been?!

Suddenly in a comical fashion rouge fell to the ground clutching his gut as he groaned out.

Rouge: beacon... Never again.

Victor: Ahem. Are we forgetting SOMETHING?

Rouge suddenly shot up before grabbing what seem like crocea mors but now.. It had an exhaust sticking out of the sheath.

Rouge: sorry about that. Family comes first, that's just a rule for us rose-arcs. Now. Prepared to get wash like my dirty laundry.

Victor: was that supposed to be a quip?

Rouge: OFCOURSE IT WAS! IM THE QUIP GUY IM SUPPOSED TO MAKE QUIPS! y'know what fuck it somebody announce we're fighting, AGAIN.

Aurum: now then everyone. Back to saving madam Weiss!

Victor just sighed as he stabbed myrtenaster into the ground as his eye were engulfed in white flames.

Victor: enough of this. FENRIR COME FORTH!

Suddenly a large glyph appeared on the floor as a giant paw shot up from it before pulling itself out revealing a giant monstrous flaming white dog.

Aurum: that. Is impressive.

Victor: fenrir. Do what you do best.

The dog howled before bolting towards aurum and yang. The two looked at each other before aurum bowed.

Aurum: ladies first.

Yang: aw thanks kiddo. Now time to let loose.

Yang brought her fist together as her eyes turned red, she shot straight towards the dog as her left behind a trail of golden flames. Suddenly she shot up and landed a clean punch straight to the dogs snout sending it back but it didn't look like it took any day. Suddenly we see aurum appear right before the beast as he slice through using prominence flame as it was covered in blue fire.

As The clash of flames soon ended we see the wolf holding the prominence flame in its teeth with a vice grip.

Rouge: HEY MUTT BREATH! LOOK. UP.

The wolf stared as we see a cascade of flames and rose petals heading straight towards the dog. Suddenly they disappeared as we see rouge, scarlet, and ruby soaring as they prepare their weapons.

Rouge: SPECIAL MOVE!

Scarlett: family attack!

Ruby: Rose triad!

The three sliced through the giant wolf as it was up in flames. Victor just scowled as Weiss let out a soft chuckle as victor turned to his mother only to be met with a clean SLUG TO THE FACE as he was sent on his ass.

Weiss: gotta thank Yang for the boxing training. Now I'll be taking this.

Weiss grabbed victors myrtenaster as she pointed it at him.

Weiss: your surrounded. Your giant mutt just got set up in flames by the dunces, yangs, and the morons children. Your out numbered, out gunned. And I have the advantage.

Weiss has a smug grin on her face as victor just scowled.

Weiss: if you are my kid then you have enough brain power to understand your thoroughly screwed. So quiet while your still living.

Victor:.. I guess that means the timeline your from is my timeline. Because you act EXACTLY like my mother.

Weiss just rolled her eyes as later we see victor tied up on he grumbled in annoyance. We also see Blake holding dusk as they were in a corner cuddling. It was surprising seeing Blake be that affectionate. But regardless, we see everyone either rest, or chatting. We see aurum sitting infront of rouge as he was taking about his adventures in beacon.

Rouge: and so there was this Winchester chump who was just the actual worst and you know what I did once he Started trashtalking my family?

Aurum: hmm do tell what did you do little brother?

Rouge: well first I grabbed him by his stupid chest piece before throwing him into the ground as I begin stumping his nuts into the Finley made FLOOR.

Aurum: that's.. Exceedingly violent.

Rouge: eh what can I say? I got a short fuse when it comes to family.

Foot steps are heard as we see a exhausted jaune walk up to his children as he sat down with them as he groaned.

Rouge: you good old man?

Aurum: I take it landing on your face wasn't a part of the plan of saving weiss was it?

Jaune: nope. I was going to do it superhero landing but... I didn't expect me to be going so fast.

Aurum: apologies father sometimes I just don't know My own strength.

Jaune: ah your fine. Tis but a scratch!

Dusk: papa has three broken bones.

Every single one of Jaune's children just stare at him.

Jaune: oh come on I'm trying to save face here.

Victor: father of I may, your always terrible at taking care of yourself.

Jaune:.... I hate life. Hey yang can I borrow ember Celica?

Yang: no can do VB. You have no idea how to use these things.

(and that's all for this... I didn't really have an idea for an ending so.. yeah... I have no doubt the actual part 3 is going to be a lot better than this. Anyway hope y'all motherfuckers enjoyed.)

(also fun fact while I debuted rogue in the Rose reaper and her shining dork knight, this was the first post to where I had an idea for him, and originally he was going to jaune and cinders kid. But then I kind of realized that wouldn't make any sense in terms of personality. But I thought It be funny. Anyway apologies for keeping y'all mofos here.)

Sorry It took this long I forgot to save my file so I have to rewrite it again but I decided to make it longer as an apology. But here it is finally.

Part 2...

Everyone was in awe seeing the incredibly large dragon Grimm he just summoned. Behind the dragon guarding the summoner. Weiss is currently being held hostage by him. Her sword the Myrtenaster has been taken away from her and her hand bound by some sort of bind made out of ice.

Ruby: Let Go Of Weiss!!! 😫

??? : This is a family matter. Leave us alone or I swear you will wish you haven't intervene.

Jaune: This is your dad speaking if you don't let go of Weiss young man will be grounded for a long time.

??? : Father... Did you seriously think grounding me is going to work?

Weiss: Why on earth do you think that will work?!

Jaune: Look. I'm trying okay!

Weiss: Well try harder you dunce!

??? : *smack* Do I need to remind you that you are a hostage.

Weiss: You hit me?.. How can you hit me I'm your mother!

??? : *punch* 👊 Anything else you like to add. "Mother?"

Everyone: Weiss!!!

Yang: That's it. That SOB is going down... Oops I didn't mean that Weiss!

Blake: Anyway. How do we even get past that Dragon?

Dusk: I'm scared mommy....

Blake: Its okay darling. I'll keep you safe.

Aurum: Allow me... *unsheate sword*

Ruby: Oh that sword looks awesome. 🤤 I mean, have you seen that Dragon. How are you going to go against that? 😵

Aurum: Rest assure Aunt Ruby. My blade the Prominence Flame can cut through anything and there's a reason why I'm called the dragonslayer.

??? : Now that's an arrogance if I say so myself. And I should know. I came from the Schnee's household.

Aurum: You! Tell me your name so I at least know the name of my foe.

??? : Are you stupid or something. Why on earth would I do that? You know what, judging by your getup you probably are one. I mean, golden armor? What kind of thought that goes inside your head to think it's a good idea?

Aurum: My golden armor serves to inspire the men and women under my command. It is symbol of hope, It is a promise that as long as I'm here my ally will have nothing to fear and my enemy will know that I will never be defeated. For I am Aurum Arc. Son of the great Jaune Arc and captain of the Arc Knight. I will say this again tell me your name?

??? : A Knight? How antiquated. Very well since you ask so nicely. My name is Victor Sch... Arc, Victor Arc.

Aurum: Then Victor Arc. Release Weiss Schnee at once this is your last chance.

Victor: Well Sir, Knight unfortunately. I won't. You see dear old mother and me have an unfinished problem. And sir, Knight what if I told you that by killing her you can save countless people in the processes. And what if I told you she will be responsible for numerous atrocities. That I would risk my own existence to try and kill her should be proof of that.

Weiss: ... No, that's not true! That can't possibly be right...

Scarlett: Yeah that's a load of baloney. The Miss Schnee I know is a really nice lady. And she and her husband mister Neptune always treat me to ice cream whenever I come to visit. 😫

Aurum: And the Weiss Schnee I knew married Ruby Rose. So she can't possibly have a son.

Ruby: Wait what!? I mean I don't swing that way, maybe I just don't know it yet and I kinda think some women are nice to look at... I mean no. I only like Jaune okay!!! 😖

Blake: Wait could it be that Jaune didn't actually have children with everyone of us in the future. Maybe all the childrens are from different timeline.

Yang: Wait so Jaune didn't really going to knock us up in the future? Phewww! I'm glad I didn't smash Jaune's family jewels. I mean the idea of Jaune having a harem with us is ridiculous.

Jaune: That's what I keep telling you!

Ruby: I knew it! There's no way Jaune would cheat on me! So Victor that means you can let Weiss go. Because she's not your Weiss. 😌

Victor: Oh of course! Here let me let her go... Did you really think it will be that simple. We don't know that for certain. I'm still here meaning that she still able to give birth to me. If there's a different timeline that means there are other Weiss I just need to kill as many as I can until I found the right one. If I get the wrong one at least I will get the satisfaction of killing her.

Ruby: You're insane! Give us back our Weiss! 😩

Victor: That's because you don't know how evil my mother is! Did you know that Ruby Rose died in my world. Under my mother's order I killed her using this same sword I hold now. That should give you an idea why I want her dead. If I can at least prevent another death by killing her I would do it. Even if I have to kill as many Weisses as I can.

Ruby: I died... 😶

Yang: But that's not our Weiss even if she is. That's a different Weiss. And that doesn't give you the right to end her life.

Aurum: Mother do not waste thine breath. He have already made up his mind to kill Weiss. What he's doing now is trying to find justification to do it.

Victor: Oh turns out you are smarter than you look. My offers still stand step aside and let me finish her and I will let you all live. Don't. And I will kill everyone here... I see there's no one here with a common sense. Fafnir, kill 'em all.

The blade then starts to glow brighter and hotter until the heat are fully concentrated in the sword. Aurum then closes in on the Dragon and effortlessly cuts it into multiple pieces. The scene of a knight cutting a dragon with ease looks like something out of a picture book that Ruby used to read as a child.

Victor : What the Fuc*!!! How is that even possible?! Fafnir are among my strongest summoned Grimm.

Scarlett: OMG so awesome 👁️👄👁️

Yang: Wow, so that's my son. Maybe I should consider dating Jaune if my kid can become badasses like him.

Jaune: Weiss is right there's no way he could be my son.

Aurum: I'm still not as strong as my father it seems... Release Weiss Schnee at once. Vile fiend!

Victor : No... She's rather useful to me unfortunately.

Aurum: Hiding behind a hostage. Have you no shame, fiend?!

Victor : It's called strategy dumbfuc* if you think I'm going to give up my only leverage then you are indeed just as dumb as I thought initially.

With a swing of his sword he summons multiple Glyphs on the ground to summoned Grimms. At first it's ten, then tens of ten then hundreds and finally thousands. The Grimm he summoned looks like a smaller version of an Arma Gigas with different weapons.

Weiss: No, it's impossible... No one can summon this many Grimms without their Aura running out ages ago.

Victor: My personal limit is 10 thousands, right now though I only summoned 2000. I think I can summon more, but I never had to on the account that my enemy tends to be dead before I need to summon more.

Weiss: But how is that even possible?

Victor: You can thanked dear old father for that.

Weiss: And why do you need to summon so many Grimms. There's no war in Remnant?

Victor: ...There's no war in yours, but there's one in mine.

Weiss: What?

Victor: Enough. Stay and watch everyone die. Geisttroopers forward. Infantry at the front and ranged units at the back. Kill everyone on sight but spare Father. He doesn't deserve to die...

Ruby: There's so many of them. 😫

Yang: C'mon Ruby. We can do it. You can take a few hundred over there. I'll take a few hundred over here.

Blake: Get behind me Dusk I'll keep you safe.... Dusk? Where are you Dusk?!

Jaune: Oh no, we're bad parents!

Scarlett: I'm good but even I don't think I can beat this many. Hey bigger bro can you help me beat them? 😉

Aurum: Of course little sister. With us working together nothing can stop us.

Victor: Now watch mother as my troops will finish off your friends... What the Fuc*!

Aurum: Huzzah! *melted through all of the Geisttroopers like it was made of butter*

Scarlett: Hyah! *hack and scythe through the Geisttroopers* 😈

Yang: I guess we don't have to do anything. Geez what do they feed children in the future?

Ruby: Oh! My daughter are so awesome. And look at Scarlett's weapon. Is that an upgraded form of Crescent Rose? 😍

Scarlett: That's right mom. This is Crescent Rose mk. 20. We made this weapon together. It can switch between scythe and voulge. And not only that it can switch between three different gun type. 🤓

Ruby: AHHH!!! My daughter is so awesome! And we share the same interest. 🤯 Jaune when we come back. We better start making her. I won't take no for an answer.

Jaune: Ruby please don't joke around! We need to save Weiss first. And then find Dusk because we can't find her.

Blake: In case you were wondering we didn't lose her. And we're not bad parent.

Ruby: (Who says I'm joking 😏) Oh no that's terrible. Let me cheer you up later Jaune... In my room. 🤫

Victor: How. How!? Each of my Geisttroopers are as strong as a veteran huntsman. There's no way they can be defeated this easily by just the two of them?

Weiss: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Victor: Anything you like to say mother?

Weiss: Oh I was wondering how long does it take for you to notice that I'm no longer in bondage.

Weiss shows off her hands to show to him that she's free. Victor then looks for her sword and realizes that her sword is floating in mid air but then it's quickly revealed that the floating sword was merely being held by a faunus child.

Victor: Invisibility Semblance. That's a neat trick there, kid. You must be Blake Belladonna's daughter?

Dusk: Please call off your monsters. Mister that looks like my daddy...

Victor: I'm sorry kid but I can't. I'm sorry. But I will spare you too at least.

Weiss: Yeah, my sentiment exactly. *slash*

Victor: *parry* Oh please, mother do you think I don't see your surprise attack. You're the one that taught me that. "Strike the enemy when they're distracted Victor."

Weiss: Don't call me that I'm not your Mother! And you're not my son!

Victor: Well let put those theory to rest. If I kill you and I disappear then I'm right and if I killl you and I didn't disappear then I will admit I was wrong.

Weiss: I'll still die regardless!

Victor: Oh. What will be, will be.

The two then continue to trade insults and slashes with one another. Myrtenaster and Myrtenaster clash with one another. Mother and her supposed son will battle until one of them die. Their sword fighting left Dusk in awe. Weiss's form are beautiful and elegant while Victor's form are fast and brutal.

Weiss: Hah! Such brutish way of fighting are not what I expected from a Schnee.

Victor: Typical mother, never satisfied with everything I did. Even when I did your bidding. You know you always complained about grandfather but you are just the same as him as it turns out.

Weiss: Don't you dare compares me to my father!!!

Victor: And mother. The reason my swordplay are not as refined as yours is because my sword are not for ballroom dancing but made for actual war. *grabs her hand and slash her through her aura*

Weiss: AHHHH!!!! *slumps on the ground in pain*

Victor: Can't have you die yet. I need to make you understand what you did to me.

Weiss: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

Victor: I see you have lost your mind...

Weiss: Ha... No. But I will admit that you are my son. You are just as ruthless, vindictive and cunning as I am. If you were my father's son he would have been proud of you.

Victor: Is there a point to this?

Weiss: But what I will not accept is that you are Jaune's son! Jaune is weak, he is a dunce, he is unreliable, but he is kind to a fault, he always put others before himself, he especially will never say such harmful things to me and hurt me in anyway. And that is why I Love him!!!

Dusk: 😱

Victor: Is that all? Very well... What the heck is that!

Jaune: Move out of the way!!!

Victor sees his father flying or more like thrown his way most likely by the golden giant. He did as his father said and moves slightly off the way of the speeding Jaune and so he crashed near him.

Aurum: Excellent thinking father! By screaming loudly at the enemy you managed to grab his attention so he will leave Weiss alone.

Jaune: *grunt in pain* yep totally was planning that...

Weiss: Jaune I knew you... I mean what took you so long you doofus!!?

Victor: Father! What on earth were you thinking you could have killed yourself!

Jaune: Look. I don't know what happened between you and Weiss. But I'm not going to let you kill her. If there's a problem we can help you. You don't have to hurt her or do it alone.

Aurum: Father is right. Little brother whatever it is we can help you.

Victor: I am not your brother! Fath... No Jaune you don't get to act like a father when my own father were never there and stop my mother!

Jaune: Never there?... I died in your timeline aren't I?

Weiss: No... It can't be.

Everyone: 😯

Victor: How did you know?

Jaune: Because you just said that I was never there. Which only mean two things. Either I left you and Weiss or that I died. And since I will never abandon my family that can only mean that I died.

Weiss: How did it happened?

Victor: I guess everyone deserves to know the truth... Mom the truth is you destroyed the world.

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And that's the end of part 2 of Jaune's children AU. Sorry if it end on a cliffhanger but good news Part 3 will be the end and same as usual I will post it if it gain enough traction. Scarlett's brother will also makes an appearance in the next part to help our heroes.

Ok I gave nemesis a SLIGHT redesign.

Haha I bet y'all fuckers forgot I don't just write

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: jaunes (and the authors) very obvious weaknesses.

Was bored so I decided to take inspiration (really just plagiarize) from @reashot . The link to the much better version is here

Jaune and ruby were sitting on a bed in the lodge they had bought as jaune hugged ruby.

Jaune: hug time. Now.

Ruby just smiled softly and hugged him back before jaune laid both of them down on the bed as jaune held ruby close.

They two stayed in each others embrace as ruby giggled softly.

Ruby: hey jaune I just realized something~

Jaune lifted one of his eyebrows as he nodded for her to continue.

Ruby: well we technically never found makes the other go weak at the knees and well-

Jaune: we still aren't fucking ruby. Not until your birthday.

Ruby: oh COME ON! It's boring now that all the Grimm are gone. I wanna experience something new. And I want it to be with my strong, hunky, dork~

Jaune: rubes buttering me up isn't gonna help your case.

Ruby: I know... But I will admit I do wish you were still the rusted knight. Without all the... Baggage.... That was probably really insensitive wasn't it.

Jaune: it's fine rubes and I get it. Part of me does miss my more knightly look. Ofcourse I do wish I didn't have to get that with the well.. insanity.

Ruby: well still I atleast wanna experiment. Even if we don't fuck so how about something vanilla to start with. Like making out?

Jaune just thought about it and sighed before nodding. Ruby pulled him in and kissed him as jaune kissed back open his mouth waiting for her to accept the invitation. Ruby Opens her mouth and shoot her tongue into his mouth and wrapped her tongue around his as jaune felt his heart race. He tried to pull his tongue out of hers vice grip but she wouldn't budge as the rose reaper slid her hands down his body before grabbing his and pinned them to the bed. Ruby felt her mind turn off as she was enjoying this rather simple sensation a bit TOO much.

Jaune felt his body go limp as he was at his limit. He felt himself about to faint from both the lack of oxygen and how good the mouth of his rose felt. Ruby would keep kissing him until jaune pull away and laid down his eyes basically spirals as he was dazed and giggling softly. Ruby just had a smile.

Ruby: Weakness discovered.

Me: this... Fuckin... Sucks.

My conscious: what?

Me: rwby. Fate.

My conscious: oh your still doing the rewrite?

Me: NO FUCKING DUH! What do you expect me to do NOT putting in hard work in a rewrite I was so set on doing?

My conscious: no it's just... Well brain is having ideas run a mile a minute and we have a tendency of being terrible at keeping consistent. You know because-

Laziness: because me?

My conscious just nodded as laziness just rolled his eyes.

Laziness: I'm just going to have us write a skit on Tumblr about this dilemma while we take a fat-

My conscious: DUDE!

Me: TM-FUCKING-I!

Laziness: just being honest.

(god I hate having ideas while I'm trying to stay consistent.)

In a cartoonish fashion two chibi versions of ruby appear on her shoulders one wear white ball gown and the other a "skimpy" (more of rubys interpretation of skimpy which just has a boob window.) Latex outfit.

B. Ruby: perhaps be more direct and ask him to undress everythings better with consent!

S. Ruby: BOLOGNA! Just grab him by the shorts and rip them off then we get to see that meaty-

Ruby shook her head as the two vanish. Ruby sighed as now she had to scheme. Meanwhile Jaune just watch his smol girlfriend go to their shared bedroom to scheme... He really needed to find a way to calm her down. Maybe Weiss might help.

Ruby: (Holding coffee, Spills on Jaune) Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry!

Jaune: Never fear, Ruby! This looks like a job for...! (Runs into the bathroom)

Ruby: (Excitedly waits)

Jaune: (Walks out shirtless, Carrying hoodie) You.