My Favourite Thing Are Those Jojo Abridged Videos On YouTube Whose Voice Actors Cant Mimic Certain Accents

My favourite thing are those Jojo abridged videos on YouTube whose voice actors can’t mimic certain accents accurately enough so they make Advol Scottish

Why is it whenever people make straight jotakak it's always Kakyoin who they make a girl

Why cant Kakyoin have a tall buff gf? Why are you like this?

Ugh, childhood friends. . . Doomed by the narrative. . . The layers ughhhb like I love the idea of a Jotakak situation where both are reincarnated or if the events of stone ocean reset the original universe back on itself instead of making it a whole new thing— like, instead of it being completely changed it simply restarted, like re-reading a book. Nothing changes, and when you get to the end it’s the same.

But maybe after the billionth time this happens, after Jotaro drowns and everyone melts away in this big cosmic event, something does change. A little, very small thing. A rock moves two paces to the left, there’s a rainy day when there was supposed to be sun. Whatever. And Jotaro is in the same primary school with Kakyoin, introducing himself because he saw him make a pencil float and wanted to know how.

Kakyoin, being too young to have complete acceptance of his loneliness, asks him if he can tell him a secret.

And he does. And they become best friends. Things change. But the ending doesn’t. And then the story ends, and the book closes, and Jotaro is six, sitting with Kakyoin in the sandbox at recess. They’re promising they’ll get a big house on Mount Fuji, and they’ll stay up there forever.

“Will there be dogs?” Kakyoin asks. He knows Jotaro loves dogs.

“Yeah. And lots of big, super tall trees.” He knows how much Kakyoin loves climbing trees.

“Okay. Can I have the upstairs?”

“If we have one. . .” He thinks about it, “We can share. You’ll have the top bunk. So then it’s fair.”

And then he’s gripping Kakyoin’s hand in his as he watches the sun dip and dive about the sky like some neurotic dolphin. His head is tingly and the water against his back cold. Kakyoin isn’t holding his hand back.

He thinks the end of the world looks a lot like a spinning top, and he wonders what it would look like, seeing it from the branches of a big, super tall tree in a house on Mount Fuji. . .

redraw of smbc-comic's magnificent post

I love Turkey Tom or TomDark vids because I’ll get a notification halfway through my shift for a video called ‘Turbo Skeebi’s Super Rizz trafficking ring’ or ‘Furries and Fetishes, how low will you go for some toes?’ And I just have to continue on with my day until I get to go home and watch what the FUCK that’s about

I love modern aus where everyone remembers their past timeline and are now duking it out in pandemic 2019 but also I love the idea of just Jotaro and Dio remembering. Like, WOW these two giant dudes REALLY HATE EACHOTHER lol I wonder why