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Jotaro has always had a big heart. He just hides it with his nonchalant aloof attitude.

i'm noticing more and more cute things this watchthrough of part 4. jotaro took the group to a high quality cafe and they all love the food and ask the wait staff for more, so i'm guessing jotaro was like "get anything you want, don't worry about it" 🥺 even though he most definitely has a pile of student loan debt to worry about (NOT TO MENTION WHILE HE HAS A BABY... well a ?6-year-old? but still a baby idc, two of the most expensive things in the world shdjfjdkjf)

there's that, and then when jotaro clearly cares about how the relationship will go between josuke and joseph. he's always observing them (and sometimes smiling) when josuke makes steps towards connecting with his father.

like i was just talking about how people complain about jotaro's "personality change" in part 4, but he just has so much love in his heart. he clearly loves his family; not just his blood family but his "stand family" (the stand users he has allyship with).

jotaro has a big-ass heart ffs you just have to pay attention omgggg

Análisis de Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro es un personaje estoico, callado, que rara vez expresa sus sentimientos. Por este motivo, se suele tener una concepción errónea sobre su verdadera personalidad o sus valores. Analizaremos parte por parte su forma de ser y sus ideas.

En los primeros capítulos podemos ver cómo Jotaro es un delincuente, un chico que se mete constantemente en peleas y hace lo que le da la gana. De hecho, cuando su madre, Holly, va a buscarle a la cárcel, su primera reacción es decir que es muy escandalosa, seguido de un insulto como “perra”. Si bien es cierto que en primera instancia esto es indefendible, debemos prestar atención a los capítulos siguientes. Jotaro es un chico que respeta su espacio personal y aparta a aquellas personas que lo traspasan, como podemos ver en el capítulo dos cuando un grupo de chicas le persigue y una de ellas se le cuelga del brazo. Rápidamente, las aparta de sí. En contraposición tenemos a Holly, la cual siempre le da un beso de despedida a su hijo cuando se va a la escuela y, a pesar de que Jotaro dice que se aparte, no la aparta. Un dato importante que tenemos que tener en cuenta es que el propio Jotaro es de pocas palabras porque considera que los demás saben lo que quiere expresar sólo con su mirada / expresión facial. 

Continuemos con Holly. En el momento en que es revelada la existencia de Dio, Jotaro se muestra alterado. En el capítulo tres, el Stand de Holly empieza a manifestarse, así como el riesgo que supone a su propia vida. De hecho, Jotaro se da cuenta de que algo anda mal cuando su madre no se despide de él con un beso cuando se va a la escuela. Un poco más tarde, Avdol, Joseph y Jotaro encuentran a Holly desmayada en la cocina por culpa de su propio Stand. Vemos como Joseph pierde los estribos, agarra del cuello de la chaqueta a su nieto y grita frustrado. Un comportamiento normal de un padre teniendo en cuenta las circunstancias. No obstante, lo interesante es Jotaro, el cual no aparta a su abuelo y ni siquiera hace un amago de moverle, en su lugar pregunta inmediatamente qué pueden hacer para salvarla. Cuando Holly se despierta en su futón, Joseph la atiende mientras Jotaro permanece en el marco de la puerta. Ahora bien, si a Jotaro no le importase su madre, se habría ido, pero en su lugar se queda. Es más, en el momento en que Holly intenta levantarse del futón, Jotaro grita ordenando que se quede quieta. Es el primer momento (y probablemente el último) en el que vemos a Jotaro gritar de angustia. Esto, claramente, demuestra lo transpuesto que se encontraba. Al momento se arrepiente y le aconseja que se quede en la cama reposando.*

Al poco tiempo, el joven se embarca en un viaje el cual pone su vida en peligro, todo con tal  de salvar a su madre. No pregunta si existe otra manera o dice nada como “que fastidio” (típica frase suya característica). 

Otro de los momentos donde podemos ver su naturaleza sensible y familiar es contra el stand “The Lovers”. Dan fija como objetivo a Joseph y el grupo rápidamente se da cuenta de que si le atacan, hieren al mayor. Jotaro muestra una mueca de enfado evidente y agarra a Dan del cuello de la camisa mientras asegura que le matará tan rápido que Joseph no sentirá dolor. A pesar de los comentarios de Kakyoin y Polnareff, Jotaro solo para cuando ve a su abuelo toser por la presión que siente en el cuello. A partir de ahí, Jotaro soporta innumerables humillaciones con tal de proteger a Joseph. En estos dos capítulos se muestra por una parte la naturaleza orgullosa de Jotaro, que detesta ser humillado y puede ser rencoroso con aquellos que le dañan el orgullo, pero al mismo tiempo su parte protectora, la cual recibe los golpes (metafórica y literalmente) con tal de defender a aquellos que son importantes para él. 

Estos lados no sólo son revelados con su familia, sino también con sus amigos. Tenemos el caso de Kakyoin cuando se enfrentó a “Death 13”. Kakyoin se encontraba en una situación muy delicada, al final estaba dudando de un bebé de menos de un año, era verdaderamente difícil convencer al resto del grupo de que el niño era, en efecto, un usuario de stand. Hay una escena clave donde el joven agarra del cuello al bebé y Joseph se lo quita de las manos. Se nos muestra por un lado a Kakyoin sólo, y por el otro lado a Joseph, Polnareff y Jotaro. Se manifiestan las expresiones de cada uno, y los dos más mayores tienen una mueca de decepción en sus caras. Mientras tanto, por la cara de Jotaro podemos suponer que tiene un conflicto interno: quiere creer a su amigo pero no tiene pruebas suficientes para hacerlo. Su razón le impulsa a creer que está delirando. Aunque no defendió a Kakyoin, tampoco se opuso rotundamente a él. Esto nos indica que Jotaro no es un chico que le dé la espalda con facilidad a sus amigos, es decir, intenta creer en ellos aún en las situaciones más extrañas. 

Si nos desplazamos al final del anime, donde tenemos la batalla contra Dio, nos damos cuenta rápidamente de toda la rabia que tiene acumulada. No sólo por haber dañado durante generaciones al linaje Joestar, sino por lo que le hizo a sus amigos y a centenares de inocentes. Jotaro no es siempre el mismo chico estoico que no muestra emoción alguna y se muestra impasible ante todo y todos, la prueba la tenemos cuando Dio atacó a Joseph, dejándolo gravemente herido. Jotaro se acerca a su abuelo e incluso llega a tartamudear, en otras circunstancias es posible que le hubiese hecho caso y hubiese huido, pero tras ver cómo Dio absorbía toda la sangre del cuerpo de Joseph, no podía quedarse quieto. El alma de su abuelo le decía que mantuviese la calma y no se dejase dominar por sus emociones, pero Jotaro asegura que cualquiera perdería los estribos ante una situación así y a continuación arremete furioso contra Dio. Otra cosa que me parece importante mencionar es la relación que tiene con su abuelo y es que podemos llegar a considerar que lo único que les une son lazos de sangre y poco más. No obstante, tras la supuesta muerte de Joseph, Jotaro intenta revivirlo o por lo menos devolverle lo que le pertenecía a su abuelo haciendo una transfusión de sangre con el cuerpo de Dio. ¿Un chico que no se preocupa por su familia intentaría todo lo que está en sus manos para salvarles? Por otra parte, cuando Joseph asegura que el fingir que era Dio sólo era una broma, Jotaro no investiga su cuerpo con Star Platinum o algo parecido, sino que le hace preguntas sobre películas. Con esto tenemos dos posibilidades: la primera es que esas películas las hayan visto juntos en su momento; o la segunda, y más probable, es que Jotaro confíe lo suficiente en su abuelo y en sus gustos. Sea como sea el caso, resulta evidente que en esa escena Jotaro estaba agotado y sólo quería terminar el viaje. 

No he leído el manga por lo que puede ser que Jotaro sea más expresivo ahí y entonces no sea necesario hacer esto, no obstante, en el anime hay pruebas más que suficientes de que él solamente es un chico que se preocupa genuinamente por sus seres queridos. Es un rebelde pero eso no quiere decir que esté en contra de la justicia y luche por aquello que le parece correcto. 

*Lo único que sabemos del padre de Jotaro es que en el momento donde toma acción la trama estaba de gira, ya que es músico de jazz. Desconocemos la relación que mantienen padre e hijo pero podemos suponer que debido a la escasa (por no decir nula) mención que se hace de él a lo largo de la serie (exceptuando los momentos donde Joseph maldice a los japoneses), Jotaro mantiene una mejor relación con su madre.

:/ lmfaoooO:OOoo!!!! I really like this one ://////

I love Jotaro and his several children

You know it just occurred to me that Jotaro is the only Jojo without at least one criminal Jobro

Speedwagon was the boss of a gang in the most dangerous part of London

Caesar "committed every crime short of murder"

Okuyasu helped his brother make people disappear

I don't need to explain Bucciarati or Mista or Hermes or FF

Kakyoin and Polnareff were mind controlled and what they did was completely out of their control, so it wasn't their fault.

Jojo Cat: Jotaro

Jojo Cat: Jotaro

💫💙💜🌟~Jotaro Kujo~🌟💜💙💫

Jotaro from JoJos Bizarre Adventure please!!

Jotaro Kujo says: Trans Rights

Star Platinum X Fem! Reader (headcanons)

Warning : none except platonic relationship and I'm going to use "him" because I don't know how I could call him (sorry)

Summary : You are romantically involved with Polnareff but Star Platinum appears sometimes

[That GIF is so damn cute, I'm melting]

Star Platinum is Jotaro's stand. It will be our context

You were with the latter and Kakyoin, Polnareff and the others

Your wonderful Frenchman. You loved him so much.

Your friendship had been easy to gain. The guys travelling with you were just amazing and you formed a great team.

But becoming almost your second family was something else.

Besides, you found yourself in love of Polnareff.

He is a wonderful man. Who doesn't like him anyway?

His way to talk in French made you melt. The sweet "je t'aime" he whispered to you that brought you to tears of pure happiness.

And there was the one that embodied the role of a chief among your little team aka Jotaro

You never knew what he thought. Really. He is such a mysterious man. The first time you met him, you were slightly taken aback by his quietness and actually his whole personality.

But

Because if there weren't any "but" life wouldn't be funny.

There was his stand

Star Platinum. Star plat for the closest ones.

How cute he was.

And not only was he cute but also adorable, clingy, lovely and funny

You would die for his little "ora's"

Really.

Or for his smile.

Or his way to change his colours.

Oh yeah

He such a curious stand. Black Witch, your own stand, was also curious but as much as he does.

Your heart melt when he asks you about anything with this "ora"

A gigantic child

Ponareff might be jealous sometimes when he watches you so close of Star Platinum

Considering that a stand is a physical image of what's inside someone, you would think that Jotaro is not that heartless or emotionless

Actually it amuses you.

Star Platinum loves cute things.

Puppies? He passes out. Kittens? There was no one behind his shut eyelids several seconds after he started to hear the little creature's purr.

He is so big and so gentle.

He likes to brush your hair while you are occupied with Polnareff who is leaving his own in your careful hands

Obviously, it is when the stand is free to do what he wants.

You would die when Polnareff is holding you in his arms and Star Platinum waits for his own turn

Or sometimes, when he is particularly eager, he surrounds you both in a big collective hug

You asked many times why he was so clingy and in search for a bit of love

Jotaro didn't answer but you would have sworn he blushed

The guy likes you, not in a loving way but more as someone who cares about you. A sort of brother.

You clearly don't understand but why not?

It doesn't prevent you to like Star Platinum

Not at all.

Once, you even kissed him on the cheek.

He became all red. He was soooo cute

You were reading sometimes for the boys. They loved to listen to you while you were reading. It was comfy and quiet.

And you loved that too. Even the stands liked to hear you

And this big teddy bear named Star Platinum was stealing you in his arms so as to make you all comfortable to read.

At first it startled you

You became used to it.

At the point that it was strange when he didn't break your ribcage in his arms.

He often brings you a lot of things since he is invisible for most of the people

There were books, all sorts of magazines (you had no idea you would consider funny a magazines about mechanics when your knowledges are limited to the motor of a car and only the most rudimentary basis)

Anything is possible after all

Star Platinum is a wonderful stand and powerful with that

You liked to see him fight

He was great at it

The powerful "ora" when it comes to end an opponent

And the even more powerful "ora" when he realizes that you watched him

Anyway. You loved him, he loved you (Polnareff too but it was somehow different)

Amazing friendship and platonical soulmates (sort of)

There wasn't anything else to say :)

Headcanons Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders (+ GN! Reader)

Main plot : you and the Crusaders are on the road to Cairo and you have to rest somewhere for the night. Financial issue or whatever reason you want, you find yourself sharing a room (and a bed) with one of the boys.

Jotaro Kujo

Not really a light sleeper

Not a deep one either

Just... Neutral... I think

Yet very alert about the attack he might go through

He remains very still when it comes to slumber, something that's foreshadowed in his personality the first time you've ever met him. Doesn't take that much of space in the bed either. The dude is muscular but when he is completely lying down he is not that impressive.

Once he is totally lying on the bed, I guess he doesn't move for the rest of the night –another reflect of his stiff personality– or he doesn't move enough to disturb you while you're sleeping

Quite the contrary actually. Watching him letting his guard down even a little is always a sort of silent compliment. He feels good enough around you to let rest take him

Jotaro is someone who's very comfortable to sleep next to. He leaves enough space to breath at least, keeps his distance, a little bit too much for your liking sometimes but it's only detail

Actually, the perception of the distance between both of your shapes in bed is judged according to the relashionship both of you share

If you two are romantically involved with each other, don't be afraid of these strong arms sneaking to you to make you encounter his chest even though, when you would have pointed out this small detail, he may deny everything but surely mumbles an eloquent yet puzzling "Yare Yare"

Of course, you wouldn't mind having a little bit of Jotaro's body warmth, because, yeah, it's always surprisingly nice to be next to him

It's even better than Avdol's presence due to a stand which is literally not living fire.

Let's talk about Stands by the way

Star Platinum would probably ask you a goodnight kiss, or cuddles, or just a normal hug. Goodness... The soundless "ora" the stand breath out like a secret is too much for your tired little heart seeking for rest

You might think at the moment that Star Platinum has his own personality. An embarrassing fact for Jotaro who gets free kisses on the cheeks and hugs–of course it might be slightly different if he has a crush on you or if you two share an established relashionship but you literally met each other's path last week–

Star Platinum might like to interact with your stand depending on the shape it gets, which is obviously a wholesome yet weird scene.

"Yare Yare daze"

A LOT of Yare Yare daze. Even though he will tell anyone it annoying, he may appreciate it nonetheless.

If you respect each other's boundaries, it won't be any issues.

Joseph Joestar

Jotaro's grandfather is quite nice actually. A big bear when it comes to the field of sleeping –even more than he is with you already–

A lot noisier than his grandson that's for sure

Sleeps always deeply and snores. You could have sworn you heard him mutter "oh my god" in his sleep.

If it is only muttered it is quite nice actually. One night, you weren't with him but Avdol said he shouted it at 3 or 4 in the morning making jump the Egyptian and fall from the bed.

You could have killed someone to be a little mouse that night and watch the whole scene

For the roar of your elder as much to see Avdol fall from the bed. The image in your mind seemed priceless

Goodness... You have slept next to Joseph a few times already. He is not as still and stiff as his grandson. Quite the contrary actually. Arriving to the end of the night without having been slapped is rare enough to be highlighted.

While you were walking in a street, you considered the idea of buying straps like they used in insane asylum. Maybe a little bit too harsh but Jotaro understood your action. Making the younger Joestar smile under his hat.

Though, under normal conditions, for lack of better words, Joseph always keeps his distance while he was resting next to you.

Because... Boundaries... you know... He appreciates them as time goes on. Or maybe it's aging that makes him this way. Older people likes to have their little comfort, sharing but with privacy. A whole mood.

He is way more cautious with his than he was when he was younger. At least a little bit more. But when he sleeps, Joseph doesn't control everything.

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

Both Joestar are a thing.

Polnareff is another

You appreciated to sleep next to the French man. Even though he had no idea about boundaries. (Joseph's style for emphasis) OH MY GOD

Considering the kind of relashionship and the way you both are close, it might differ somehow but not that much

I guess Polnareff isn't the kind of guy to leave you only one minute alone

He's always talking, or more likely babbling his nonsense cut with French words. Which is fine to you but it seems you don't always get what this damn Polnareff would mean

'Mon Dieu Y/N ! I have something to tell you! You won't believe it'

Okay... Why not? But please Polnareff could you tell your story slower and try to organize it? Nobody understands a damn word. "Tu passes du coq à l'âne" as the French idiom says.

And definitely you encountered a week ago, so why the rush? Do you think our dear Y/N is going to vanish with the next rain?

I guess Polnareff is quite a deep sleeper. Sleeping beauty... you know how it is...

He moves a LOT. Turning and returning on his back, belly, shoulders. A whole mood when it comes to rest. A little bit like Sid in the first episode of Ice Age when the sloth tries to find a comfortable way to rest, less theatrical though... Or not.

Of course, it happens when he doesn't slide his arms along your hips, keeping you prisoner of his soft but tight and almost authoritative grip.

Not that you're uncomfortable but... Boundaries...

You understood very well that the road to Cairo would be quite the hardship to overcome. Maybe he needed some relief. J. Gail has raped and killed his sister, he might feel down sometimes.

I guess you just leave him hug you from behind, as weird as it sounds and thanks to the night's natural mystic power to enhance or soothe emotions.

Even though Polnareff is taken within rest's arms, I guess he is the kind to mutter while his eyes and closed and his hair down. You would think he was kind of the man to make big speeches yet he was more the type to say chivalrous pick up lines, may be flirting with his dream person literally, or just mumbling about toilets or food which probably be more realistic. His dreams are definitely a weird place, more than most as you can observe.

Kakyoin Noriaki

Rather complicated to imagine how it would be to share a room with the cherry boy. I think we'll have to take a bigger and general frame to distinct how it would happen while you share a room with Kakyoin

As always, it is mostly about what your relashionship is about. A crush? Real love? Friendship? It has been barely a week that you're with the boys but you feel as if you've been with them your whole life, as if nothing happened before and mostly thanks to Kakyoin's presence

I guess he is quite the guy to try to make you feel comfortable around all the other Crusaders and being a part of them as well.

He is very sweet, welcoming and tries to tell you everything you could have missed since the start of their journey, first, how they ended together to chase Dio. First, the illness striking Jotaro's mother so as to not make an undelicate remark in the future for instance.

Kakyoin loves to talk to someone able to listen to him as much as he would be able to listen to someone.

He would also like to hear you talk about your country and customs or places where you have been. He firmly believes that you can see the heart of a person and their interests through the places they went for any reason.

These little talks would surely take place in the room you share.

Kakyoin likes to share stories too. It doesn't have to be serious ones but you could come to share what made you laugh, dream or anything else in any situation.

Kakyoin has a lot of boundaries. Might blush a little when it comes to privacy. Because, yes, it is a question that doesn't come first with the other boys and cherry boy is really concerned about it. He is the one that cares the most about respect with Avdol.

As for sharing a night in the same bed, he is quite normal I guess. Although, if your relashionship goes a little further, his unconscious being might be slightly clingy if you are close to each other.

Also, if you have a TV in your room, he will leave you choose what you want to watch. Something that could end into a battle with any other guy of the team.

Kakyoin might be the most accepting among the boys as long he can relax a little bit between the steps of your journey to Cairo, which is not so obvious with anyone else in your little team.

Muhammad Avdol

WAY TOO WARM !!

If you don't like being cold Avdol is your man. Though, is you don't endure well heat, you'll probably curse him every second of a night spent next to him.

His body irradiates already of some warmth, if Magician Red comes in the room, prepare yourself to go in a sauna.

This being said, Avdol is quite nice actually.

Likes silence and long talks. If he's not in the mood, he might read a book while enjoying this short break. He'd like to know your taste in these by the way. It's even nicer if you can share about a story you both read or if you are able to recommend him something.

All this little talks takes place in the room you share. Even in the bed sometimes when it's 1 or 2 in the morning because nights are difficult due to the eternal pressure of time and the threats ahead lying in the shadows along your trip.

Avdol is also quite the stiff man when he sleeps so don't worry too much about boundaries. He's also very polite and respect you pretty much as a person with privacy.

Actually, the Egyptian mostly shares a room with Joseph so as to have a plan in case and anticipate potential next hardships. So you don't share a room that much. Ten times at most along the trip to his homeland.

Avdol is also a quiet man and very cautious. He's also learning to apprehend you and to trust you. And behind the shut doors of your room, you are yourself in your most human way.

His little hobby is trying to predict your future but as any people of his kind, he doesn't make it direct enough to be clearly understandable.

And yourself, whether or not do you believe in his talents, you ask him sometimes to see what's going to happen according to cards or palm lines. It relieves you or not but at least you keep you ready to what your going to face in the future. Even though it remains awful or not.

Sleepover w/Joot and dolphin pjs 😳

Remember the post I made about Jotaro being the same level of fucked up as Kakyoin but in different ways? I think I need to give examples because I have a very distinct thing in my brain I need all of you people to grasp to some extent here.

Jotaro is fucking huge. Ginormous for no reason considering he very likely hadn’t had the time to work out in between beating the shit out of local gang members, dashing and dining, and being a bitch to his mother. But because he hasn’t really been in a setting with a bunch of people with similar physiques as him, he has no idea how to act outside of being ‘cool’. Like, he sees no point in flaunting how he looks so he doesn’t, unlike with someone who, say, worked at their body image for months.

So I am being dead serious when I say Holly didn’t make him a school lunch one time (she had such a bad flu bug she couldn’t get out of bed) Jotaro skips all of his classes, entire day ruined. He goes out to the convenience store, red faced, puffy eyed, and shoves a packet of donuts down his shirt. No one even fucking notices. He eats all of them and cries, it’s so fucking funny.

I should probably mention, Kakyoin is one hundred percent the only one who Jotaro could give less of a shit seeing him do this. So he’s there, gingerly explaining the breeding cycles of salmon and trout in hopes of engaging Jotaro’s autism enough so he doesn’t choke and fucking die around the three donuts he shoved in his mouth.

So, six foot five, bulging muscles, could pop a can of tomatoes open if he put it in between his thighs and squeezed slightly, having a breakdown under a tree somewhere in a national park, defeated. A red haired, twitchy twunk drawing with a stick in the ground saying some shit like, ‘you can tell it’s a type of mammal because of its fin bones, even if it’s exclusively in the water now— please slow down Jojo I really don’t want you to throw up again’.

No, like, he’s a mess all the time but would rather die than be around literally anyone when he has that ‘calm before the storm’ meltdown feeling. So he just sort of shows up at Kakyoin’s doorstep like a stray and lays on his bedroom floor for three hours. Sometimes he falls asleep and Kakyoin uses him as a backrest because he always chooses to be face first directly in front of his Atari and Kakyoin wants to play his games.

Kakyoin’s mother one hundred percent thinks Jotaro is some dangerous delinquent who is going to put her son into a grave, life or death peer pressure situation until she sees Jotaro being dragged out of the house by his ankles with an out of breath Kakyoin carting both their bags under one arm, Jotaro’s coat over one shoulder, and Jotaro’s foot in both his hands. Like, ‘We have a math test. I need good grades. I am not explaining to Miss Holly why you have to retake highschool’.

And Jotaro’s completely limp, like three hundred fucking pounds of pure muscle, wearing a tank top, face down with his hat brim dragging on the floor. He looks fucking dead. He looks like a dead fucking rat. And Kakyoin’s mother no longer has nearly as many worries about Jotaro but also is forever cursed with the knowledge that, even if she were to gossip to her book club about it, they would never believe her.

Also, she’s seen Jotaro cry three separate times on the kitchen floor as Kakyoin makes his grilled cheese in the shapes of dolphins because his favourite cereal changed their packaging or Sadao calls and he’s just losing it in a puddle of tears. He never mentions it again and literally goes back to normal like nothing had happened.

He could beat the shit out of a whole biker gang, spear and set their leader on fire, all stoic and angry and totally badass. Everything falls into place with perfectly timed catchphrases and comebacks, but he’ll still be at Kakyoin’s house, twenty minutes later, face down infront of his Atari. And Kakyoin will use him as a back rest to play his games.

Yes I have thought of jotakak before, but I’ve also thought of a purely platonic moment where Jotaro’s freaking the fuck out in a mall and Kakyoin’s there with his Aunt to buy incense or something and even the thugs he’s beating the shit out of are like, ‘damn man it’s not that serious?’

And like nobody can figure it out until Kakyoin gets close enough yank down the back of his shirt and cuts the tag off his collar. He calms down instantly and him and Kakyoin go to an arcade with his Aunt clutching her purse the entire time.

A vein pops out Jotaro’s neck when the claw machine drops this squirt gun he’s been trying to get for the past fifteen minutes as she leans in by Kakyoin’s shoulder like, ‘Let’s got home. Now.’ and Kakyoin pretends he can’t hear her over Pac-man.

Hi! I made a fanfiction because the brain rot couldn’t be confined to one space.

Please be kind, this is my first fanfiction since I’ve been in middle school

Thank you for encouraging my insanity!!

I really like the dynamic I’ve created for Jotaro and Kakyoin in a modern day setting.

Like, Jotaro got an after school gig and instead of going to college he’s took a gap year off the funds of said job, which is like some sort of warehouse or labourer thing because he can dead-lift three hundred pounds.

(The fact that he can deadlift three hundred pounds is also why his manager lets him smoke and drink outside on his breaks as long as nobody else sees him and it doesn’t affect his work, which is doesn’t because a can of beer isn’t going to knock him on his ass being 6’5 and like two hundred pounds himself*)

And Kakyoin is in college for some sort of business something because he also doesn’t know what to do but his very traditional Japanese parents overseas refuse to raise a NEET so he picked whatever had the highest graduate rate and games alone in his apartment after classes.

They’re roommates now but had been friends since they were kids and had reconnected literally by chance, as Jotaro had been working at said labourering gig at that time to pay for his Mom’s medical bills.

Side note: in this au Holly’s sick but more chronic illness sick, and after Sadao realized she wasn’t getting better and, in fact, it was a lifelong illness, he told her to leave. As the Japanese High End music industry is extremely judgmental and he was advised by several of his coworkers (and mistresses) that it would ruin his image if he was branded as a nurse and homebody taking care of Holly while Jotaro was at school.

With that in mind, Jotaro and Holly moved to America to live with Holly’s father, Joseph. Who is considerably more racist and far less charming for people to over look said racism. Suzy Q, his late ex wife and Holly’s bio-mom, noticed that after he gained a few pounds and suddenly didn’t have pretty privilege anymore.

She still barges into Joseph’s house to visit Holly and Jotaro, much to Joseph’s dismay. Jotaro likes her but finds her pushy and touchy without asking for permission first.

Jotaro worked at the same job he does now immediately after school to avoid the jokes and pokes at his father and about his race from Joseph, and seeing his mother try to walk again and cry when she can’t— Lining up perfectly one day when Kakyoin was walking (having just recently moved from overseas into the area of Jotaro’s job site) back from a later class.

Looking up from his phone he saw Jotaro, who was looking right at him from across the road, past the wire fencing set up to stop anyone from getting into the site and messing with the machines.

Kakyoin didn’t recognize Jotaro nearly as quickly as Jotaro recognized him. So as Jotaro long-jumped over the fencing and came barrelling into the street to the sidewalk where he stood, there was a split second where he thought he was going to die by the hands of a two hundred and fifty pound silverback gorilla. Like in the bootleg movie he had just watched the night before. And he wondered if this was the digital pirating god finally taking his dues.

Quickly, I should note, I remember seeing a post somewhere about how Jotaro’s love language is soft but he’d never let you get that close to him (the post included a picture of a teddy bear in a steel cage to represent this) and I think that fits very well with my own fanon interpretation of Jotaro’s character.

However, I do also think after so much time spent trying to help his mother, dealing with the weight of having to be the only reliable shoulder for her to cry on (because we all know THIS Joseph doesn’t have a emotionally intelligent bone in his body) and also the crushing feeling of grinding your body into a pulp for both school and some labouring job you hate— after about the year or so he had been there— would have had him clinging to those hinges by his fingernails.

So, bam! The last comfort of his childhood that hadn’t been ripped away, standing awkwardly at the crosswalk because he wasn’t sure if he should jaywalk because there were no cars coming, or if he should wait because the statistics of automobile casualties due to the average pedestrian’s immortality complex when it comes to giant metal machines are flicking behind his eyelids— obviously, Jotaro loses his mind.

Imagine a black bear. Giant. Huge, okay? Got that?

That’s what Kakyoin was suffocating into as Jotaro hugged him so hard his pre-mature stand popped out a little from his back.

This Kakyoin, having no fighting instincts what-so-ever, kind of just goes limp. And Jotaro, so happy he’s really really upset, shakily puts him back down.

And then there’s a moment like, wait wait wait wait. . . I know that mean mug— and then Kakyoin sort of connects the dots because Jotaro had always been a lot taller than him and also he literally was the only person Kakyoin had ever known that had let him blow out his birthday candles at his seventh birthday party when he found out Kakyoin’s parents didn’t ’believe in birthdays’ other than ‘milestone birthdays’.

And Jotaro had also treated him with basic human decency, considering he could have very easily bullied him.

So his face was burned into his memory for years now, whenever he tried to socialize and said the wrong thing, or if he saw a friend group doing friend group activities and suddenly he felt very very lonely. He actually really missed his and Jotaro’s friendship.

So they became best friends again like immediately.

It turns out in their time apart, Kakyoin had gotten an Autism diagnosis, which explained his unusual speech pacing and all the other things leading to ruthless bullying in middle school.

When he told him this on the floor of Kakyoin’s apartment— both of them doing a Pokémon themed puzzle together even though Jotaro had trouble picking the pieces off the floor— Jotaro could not have given less of a shit, but instead asked if that’s why, when the were kids, Kakyoin had always asked him for ‘pressure’ (AKA, Jotaro being taller than Kakyoin made it so he could give him a hug or lay on top of him in order to provide a good sensory feeling, or what Kakyoin had called ‘Pressure’).

And Kakyoin’s like, ‘Yeah.’

And Jotaro’s like, ‘Do you need some now?’ And mutters something about not wanting him to freak because he’s over whelmed or anything but really he wants a hug and doesn’t want to be the one to ask.

And Kakyoin’s like, ‘Sure. That’d be nice because I couldn’t enjoy the other hug properly when thinking you were a stranger trying to kill me’.

And now they’re roommates and Kakyoin streams his gaming seshes after he realized his parent’s monthly payments towards his rent were giving them ammo for guilt-trips and that he could make money off of games.

Weirdly enough, the same speech abnormalities he got bullied for actually helped him get his streaming platform, as it became his ‘brand’ in a way. Same thing with his flat humour and ‘fun facts’. Also, because he talks so much, his streams are very long, and there’s a running joke in his audience to— when he’s saying he’s going to log off for the night— ask him questions and see how long they can keep him on stream.

He doesn’t have a face cam, and plans to remain faceless to his audience, so whenever he really needs to focus and Jotaro comes lumbering in from a hard day at work and kicks his shoes off, Kakyoin—laying on the couch—raises his arms with his controller clicking over his head, not looking away from the screen, and is like ‘Jotaro, pressure. Streaming.’

And Jotaro hears Ode To Joy playing in his head as he tosses his ballcap with the company’s logo somewhere behind the tv and falls facefirst onto Kakyoin, who, after getting the air pressed out of his lungs, wins his match and talks to the chat.

The chat, obviously, asks about Jotaro, and Kakyoin just says, ‘A good friend of mine gifts me plus five stamina.’ Or some nerd shit.

* I headcannon Jotaro as fucking huge btw but that’s because I love very large angry men who, when relaxed, melts into a puddle of goo because their muscles aren’t straining. Jotaro has that kind of physique. Suzie Q (being Italian) loves this as Jotaro burns more calories flexing all day because he’s so stressed and tensed about everything, than a two mile sprint. So he eats. A lot. He’s one of the only people who actually eats enough not to have left overs. It impresses Joseph more than he’d ever admit.

I love it when authors make their unrealistically buff characters seem smaller not by actually making them smaller, but rather by putting them next to an even bigger, unrealistically buff character. Like, Kakyoin only looks small because he’s beside JOTARO ninety percent of the time. It’s like putting a monster truck next to a fighter one jet.