Janelss - Me - Tumblr Blog
if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
Flowers
I was lamenting over the fact I couldn't get the partner flowers, when turns out all I needed to do was spew lyrical at em because then it's flowery language.
tumblr tuesday: some days, there’s an animal
We all know and love @1coweveryday. Well, here are some other blogs that produce some sort of animal at some point or other during a week or another specified (or not) measure of time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@1chickeneveryotherday!
@1kittieeveryday!
@1rateveryday!
@1puppyeveryday!
@1duckeveryday!
@1kitteneveryday!
@sometimestheressheep.
@1monstereveryday!
@1hamstereveryday!
@sometimestheresabear.
@1sealeveryday!
@1bunnyeveryotherday!
This is giving me the sudden urge to raise garden snails
more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:
- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important
One day. One day I will learn to use the vaccinator and realise my true destiny as the most annoying medic on the server
a good vaccinator medic is honestly so fucking annoying to play against. thus, i must endeavor to become the annoying vaccinator medic.
I mean *shrugs*
X
Who’s your favorite tf2 character mine’s Flamer
With my chest-deep-in-medic-main-waters position, I'd just like to say that I accidentally call for medic all the time too so I have no qualms with healing you a little if you call, just to be sure. No heal like overheal anyway. If that extra bit of health helps you get in one extra shot I'll take it.
(Also if you're one of the classes with reasonably high damage output I'll take full health + call for medic as a sign you wanna be pocketed for whatever risky play you wanna do next and I will absolutely stick to you for the next 3 seconds minimal before I get distracted by the need to heal someone else)
I just don’t wanna disappoint him
Based on this tweet
i played some tf2 and let me tell you. i heal ze man who will kill you
i played some tf2 and let me tell you. i shot a gun
Kinship
Is it too much to ask for friends that I can gush about stuff with, and not feel like the excitable idiot they’re politely tolerating because everyone is civilized? The more time I spend on Earth the less I feel surrounded by people I’m comfortable showing myself.
Problem
It’s becoming more and more glaringly obvious what one of my major problems in life is and I don’t like it.