You Go On A Rant About How Rich Mandalorian History Is (and Why The Kryze Sisters Suck) And After Explaining

You go on a rant about how rich Mandalorian history is (and why the Kryze sisters suck) and after explaining all of the above, you get a "but it's not canon" 😑😑😑

Satine Kryze did not unite Mandalore.

The Mandalorians splintered into different factions to oppose the pacifistic New Mandalorians during the Mandalorian Civil Wars, since the pacifistic ideology embraced by the group was an attempt to erase their heritage: the honorable warrior ethos (the Resol’nare) that had been the cornerstone of Mandalorian culture for centuries. Satine became the leader of the New Mandalorians, likely due to belonging to a family her faction regarded as nobility.

Eventually, the Mandalorian Civil Wars escalated to the point that the Republic Senate felt it had to intervene. The Jedi Council fell under the authority of the Republic’s Judicial Department, meaning that the Jedi Council sending a team of Jedi (Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan) to protect Satine was, in effect, the Republic deciding which faction’s victory would be most favorable to the Republic. It wasn’t an attempt at mediating a solution for the warring groups; it was an endorsement of a future regime.

The alleged ‘peace’ that’s portrayed during the Clone Wars only exists because the Republic intervened on Satine’s behalf (via Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan), and thus promoted a New Mandalorian victory which resulted in True Mandalorians and Death Watch alike being exiled from the planet entirely. Satine didn’t unify anything. She took a position of authority over a wartorn planet whose core population of survivors was comprised of people that already agreed with her.

This is interesting because comics had him married, with a daughter & divorced all before RotJ.

But, there's a scene in a comic where a dancer proposes to pay Jango for a peak under the helmet & he's like "later I'm working" & he turns down Sam constantly too. The Cestus Deception features an old gf of his, so I don't headcanon him as ace, but I did always get the impression that Jango thought casual sex was unprofessional, like it somehow affected his reputation as the best. At the same time, serious relationships were difficult given his line of work... hence his fear that he wouldn't have children to continue Jaster's legacy (there's something about this in the Jango video game too).

So, I reckon Boba must've gotten a lecture about this at some point. Kinda of like what Skirata tells his sons "women are trouble etc" and maybe somewhere down the line, he added his own moral code to it?

I love that we have this characterization of Boba though. It just makes him more interesting imo.

Does anyone have the source of boba fett calling sex before marriage immoral?

I have the the text somewhere, I’ll post it if that’ll help jog your memories. Got to find it first.

S7 babes! 😍 I love that suit so much. This is so cool

“Trust Issues”

He's the bestest shiny. The shiniest of all the shinies ✨️🥰

Rewatching The Clone Wars and I just got to Rookies

It's so fun because I'm just like "ah yes, this man right here is my favourite Star Wars character ever"

And it's literally just a dude

I imagined it getting stuck and he just hauls Cody along the hangar to where he's standing. Everyone else is like wtf & Cody's fuming, but Obi-Wan is just like "Ah, Commander, there you are... glad you could join us" 😌

u think obi wan ever tried to use the force to quietly get his lightsaber off cody's belt

ended up tugging cody along with it and my guy is like mid convo with another vod trying not to feel some type of way abt obi tugging at his belt

Holy shit this is amazing. This must've taken ages too, thanks for sharing 🙏

I made a clone wars timeline to combine all of canon and legends into one cohesive and somewhat manageable timeline, mainly for fanfic and ttrpg purposes but I thought people might like it, it has a full workout of the galactic standard calendar and has precise(ish) dates for events (mainly republic commando) but I want as many people as possible to be able to see it and hopefully enjoy it

You can find it here:

Google Docs

Canon/Legends Clone Wars Timeline

Canon/Legends Clone Wars Timeline A note from the author UPDATE: Since originally making this public I recalculated the Galactic Standard Ca