Just Thinking About Jealous Porter

Just thinking about Jealous Porter ☺️

Imagine Vincent and Treasure being on mutual terms later in their relationship with Porter.

Treasure has Vincent's phone number, "just in case" he says. Ya never know what type of emergencies can come up when an unemowered human is new to a sketchy vampire clan *cough* *cough* looks at Lovely. And on top of that, having your lover who is a hitman for a morally grey King.

After a long night of..... fun, Treasure is in a deep peaceful sleep when their phone screen turns on, signaling a text notification. Porter, assuming it's their toxic friends, picks it up to see what they could possibly want from them at the dead of night and to send a quick but assertive response, telling them to fuck of.

But oh, what's this?

Vincent!?

Why does Treasure have Vincent's phone number? Why does Vincent have his Treasure's number?? Why is that spoiled prince bothering them while they sleep? Especially after all the "fun" they had?! He knows Treasure would NEVER cheat-they just aren't the type. They've stuck around their shitty friends for long enough. Treasure is loyal. And Vincent would NEVER be the type to homewreck or step out on Lovely.

But still, Porter is jealous 🤗

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

I'm tired of 6'2-6'5 being the go to height when people find a character attractive.

Soap is 5'11

Ghost is 6'4

Price is 6'2

Gaz is 6'1

Graves is 5'10

König is 6'9

CAPTAIN mactavish was around 6'2

SERGEANT Mactavish is like 5'11 at most.

Phillips Graves isn't 6'2. he's not towering over you. He's around the same height as Soap. looks taller with that big ass helmet on, is actually a bit shorter. I'll give him 5'9/5'10. His VA is 5'10

König could be 6'10, but considering is VA is 6'3, I'm not entirely sure. I'd give 6'6-'6'10

Ghost isn't 6'5, 6'6. Soaps head goes to his ear. he's closer to 6'3/6'4. still tall, but not THAT tall. His VA is 6'3

Price isn't 6'5, HE'S 6'2. not as tall as ghost but close. His VA is 6'2

and pretty boy Gaz is said to be 6'4, But his VA is 5'11-6'0. and Soap goes up to his eyebrows. we'll say he's 6'1.

stop giving the characters an extra 3 inches to make them seem hotter, I much prefer my men 5'9 rather than 6'5 🙏

Josh Brolin in Thrashin’ (1986) dir. David Winters

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

Especially when a taller person is with a short person, and they automatically say something along the lines of pedophilia. Leave. Us. Aloneeee!!!

this one is so real.