Pt 2 Of My Favorite Musical Theater Moments! I Might Do More Of These Depending On How Much Yall Like

Pt 2 of my favorite musical theater moments! I might do more of these depending on how much y’all like them :)

[part 1]

alternate queens appreciation ❣ 34?

canon jane seymour: lovely ponytail you have there it would be a shame is someone were to *PROCEEDS TO YANK RIGHT AT IT*

six fanon jane seymour: aww my dear darling daughter katherine howard i will protect you from all the evils of this world

Catalina: You’re starting to forget your Spanish. You don’t practice.

Cathy: Lo siento, Madrina. Estoy embarazada.

Catalina: You just told me you’re pregnant.

Anna: Congratulations Cathy, you’re glowing.

Quick thing-

Wtf is eye contact? Like it’s so weird, why is that the social norm? I haven’t really thought about how awkward it is in a while but like how do you do it? Cause if I have to make consistent eye contact with someone i will actually look terrified, I know this because multiple times while trying to maintain eye contact with someone, they’ve asked me if I’m ok (I'm not but thanks for asking).

I don’t like people who just stare at you while telling a story, like they fucking stare into my SOUL and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable because where do I look? I can only make eye contact for a second and then it gets overbearing and strange- how do people do that? Like wtf why are you staring me down, wtf! Stop it! That more awkward than me looking away from you! I don’t even know how to describe it I just, why would you look directly at the person speaking or at the person you’re speaking to the entire time? Is that how it’s supposed to go? Does anyone have answers??

Six Incorrect Quotes I made up (most likely based on convos between my friends and I.)

Cathy: Hi, yes, I am the perfect pocket sized girlfriend.

Aragon: care to further explain.

Cathy: I’m small and light enough to be carried, I am very cuddly and affectionate with my girlfriend, I am very affirmative with my words and compliments, I am both a dumbass and smartass so I am perfect for flirty banter, I will murder anyone who will breathe negatively in my girlfriend’s general direction—

Aragon: what!

Cathy: —and I am an insomniac, so my girlfriend always gets sleepy girlfriend cuddles. Therefore I am the perfect pocket-sized girlfriend, and someone should mail me to France so I can suprise Anne on her vacation and smooch her. It’s homophobic that nobody has done that yet.

Kat: why don’t you just mail yourself?

Cathy: Bold of you to assume I know how to mail things.

Anna: you don’t know how to mail things?

Aragon: I’m sorry, but are we all just going to ignore the reference to FUCKING MURDER?!?!