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Cathy: [making a summoning circle]

Catalina: Stop it, you need friends.

Cathy, summoning a devil: I’m getting friends!

Six Incorrect Quotes I made up (most likely based on convos between my friends and I.)

Cathy: Hi, yes, I am the perfect pocket sized girlfriend.

Aragon: care to further explain.

Cathy: I’m small and light enough to be carried, I am very cuddly and affectionate with my girlfriend, I am very affirmative with my words and compliments, I am both a dumbass and smartass so I am perfect for flirty banter, I will murder anyone who will breathe negatively in my girlfriend’s general direction—

Aragon: what!

Cathy: —and I am an insomniac, so my girlfriend always gets sleepy girlfriend cuddles. Therefore I am the perfect pocket-sized girlfriend, and someone should mail me to France so I can suprise Anne on her vacation and smooch her. It’s homophobic that nobody has done that yet.

Kat: why don’t you just mail yourself?

Cathy: Bold of you to assume I know how to mail things.

Anna: you don’t know how to mail things?

Aragon: I’m sorry, but are we all just going to ignore the reference to FUCKING MURDER?!?!