Mammals Both Produce Milk And Have Hair. Ergo, A Coconut Is A Mammal.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

If you like the wellerman, try on this classic

I don’t care about the twitter people’s replies to this I want the white whales of the literary salon tastemakers on tumblr

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

We shouldn’t have to. We don’t have to. The bot pilot was curious and friendly, but it was no ART, it couldn’t stop me. I could take over the ship’s SecSystem before this human with the temptingly large projectile weapon could blink. I could get that weapon before that human could blink. I wanted to do it, and it bled into the feed.

sketchy comic of a favourite scene from exit strategy