Okay So Spooky Season Is All About The Dead

Okay so spooky season is all about the dead

Skeletons, zombies, vampires, ghosts, ghoules etc etc

So

I propose for this spooky season we bring back some dead memes

This October I wanna know da way. I wanna be Number One. I wanna see his face everywhere I go. I wanna see the philosoraptor wandering why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food. I wanna be sure the floor is made out of floor. I don't wanna play with the new memes anymore. Trolololo I wanna see the guy with the rocket launcher

I'm Polish and I don't believe you two, this cannot be real

So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

Yeah in PL most stuff is covered by National Health Fund but a lot of the time it's shit and has an insanely long waiting time so if you wanna see the doctor before you die you get a private appointment. And the cost can be anywhere between like $couple dozen-couple hundred. I mean it's always hundreds in PLN, rarely tens or thousands but we're comparing to USD here for obvious reasons

I get riled up about a common subject: America's robust health care system. Every one of the (thousands of) dollars I pay monthly just means I pay a dollar less when the sick visit bill comes due. And holy shit don't get me started on deductibles. I am keenly aware of how other countries excel in this industry, showing actual respect to the people who live and work and breathe there.

So my question to my non-'Merican brethren is

Please share widely for a realistic picture of how little this cuntry cares about its people.

I mean it's Tumblr where else do you look for unhinged psychopaths?

Wait I just remembered 4Chan exists.

4Chan is straight Tumblr change my mind

fucking hell i forget that some people violently hate polyamory and are way too proud of admitting it :/

Remember when in like 2020-ish Metal Gear Rising was cool again and everyone was talking and memeing about it

And how sometimes popular media quotes just become part of regular vernacular?

It's an absolute SHAME we didn't make "The death of a few soldiers is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over" into a saying

"I might be a little paranoid but it's nothing to start a major war over."

"Sure I have some gray hairs but nothing to start a major war over."

"Yeah it was a bit salty but nothing to start a major war over."