Ducks In The Park

ducks in the park

DP x DC prompt. Side Job.

Flash: Danny, come on! Superman and Captain Marvel have already agreed to the race. Aren’t you interested? We’ll even let you fly. The most important thing is not winning but taking part. No one will laugh. Danny: Flash, I’m not afraid of losing. I just already know the result. That’s why I’m not intrested in.

Flash: Is there something you want to share with the class?

Danny: It is simple. Death is inescapable, right? So..

*Danny summons the scythe he used in the Circus Gothika.*

Danny:You don’t think you can run so fast that you can escape the Death, do you?

*Danny’s eyes glowing red.*

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Aquaman: You’re such a little shit. You know, you could have just told them you had a lot of homework for Monday, instead of using the fact that Flash recently watched Puss in Boots for a prank.

Danny: Prank? Who said it is a prank? Flash, for the love of Clockwork, come out from under the couch, I’m not at work now. Well, I am not here for you, I swear. Danny: By the way, Aquaman, can I get your autograph? Aquaman:

There was no fun in that funeral... So let's do it again!

*pulling myself out of a shallow grave* you call this a fucking GRAVESITE, i call this a DISGRACE *dusting the dirt from my shroud* u gotta PACK the dirt in there boy i wanna feel like im being tucked into bed by a STEAMROLLER, i want 8.8k psi MINIMUM on this bitch *hacks up a shovelful of soil like a cat retching up a hairball* I'VE SLEPT UNDER MEATIER WEIGHTED BLANKETS

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

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