Baby, You Can Drive My Car |(mechanic!yoongi)

baby, you can drive my car |(mechanic!yoongi)

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader 

→ genre: mechanic!au, spoiltbrat!y/n (++ inexperienced y/n as hiGHLy requested hehe), 6 greasy bois, a taste of richboy!jin, a vintage mercedes benz named beeper, usual dose of crackheadiness, touch of angst, sprinkle of fluff, and bts (big time smut) ((i love recycling this joke don’t come for me)) (((thigh-riding)))

→ trigger warning: there is a brief mention of blood so tread lightly if you feel queaSy about that! 

→ wordcount: 24.6k magic in the air 

→ summary: welcome to min mechanics - what can i do for you today, doll?

→ note: ooh BOY this took me a while! i’m sorry it took me so long to publish this but i hope this bad boy (i’m talking about the fic itself anD mechanic!yoongi) makes up for it! mechanic!yoongi has been in the works for a while… thank you to every single one of you who contributed each of your own lil ideas and helped to create the chArming tattoo-sleeve man we all fuLLY fell in love with. seriously y’all i could not have done this without you!! i ain’t gon lie i was going to post this on the day of the comeback but i think i needed a day to just.,.,, SCREAM and listen to the album.,.,,.  (and also i was still editing it yikes) ((and also what do u guys think of the new albUM hELLO)) so here it is twO days after the comeback!!!!!!! i hope i gave you sufficient time to recover from the new album but if not oH well what can ya do!!! also i’m really friCkin nervous for some reason but nonetheless enjoy the ride! ( 灬♥ 3 ♥灬)

pst if u wanna talk to y/n or yoongi u know what to do ;-)

(gif isn’t mine!)

(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))

you know what

you could totally get used to this being an adult thing

you finally get to live in your own place

you finally get to eat whatever the heck you wanna eat

and most importantly

you finally get a car

yes, you’ll admit, you’re a little behind with the whole car thing

most of your friends already got their licenses befoRe becoming adults but so what if you were a little slow!!! you were just living life as a teenager!!!! there was no rush

let’s not beat around the bush here

you are: a spoilt brat

like unbelievably so

when you were younger all you’d have to do is point at something and your parents would immediately be like ….aight

Keep reading

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇

⠀⠀𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗆𝗌, 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋

***the crowd goes wild***

⏆ ﹐ (✩ ⤙ ✩) ♟️ ﹐ ⌑

you be the match, i will be the fuse, boom

SIGNAL BOOST ✋🏽😤 my bestie worked hard to make these within a few hours, EXICTED AS FUCK AAAAAAAÀAAAAÆAAAÄAAAÅAAAAAAÂ 💯

CUDDLE HOTEL SERIES [ot7 bts - ACT 1]

welcome to the cuddle hotel, where all of your dreams come true. want to go party? we have just the bot for you! or maybe a night in on the couch with a cuddle buddy? we have this, too! come down to the cuddle hotel - and live your own desired fantasy!

[bots may vary from selection. If unexplained symptoms persist in bots, return immediately for assessments]

act one: - coming soon

party bot | pjm [act one - part one]

◇ pending download........

summary: discover the ultimate party companion - the party bot! with its electrifying energy and endless entertainment, this high-tech dynamo will take your celebrations to the next level. from its mind-blowing dance moves to its interactive games, get ready for an adventure filled with non-stop fun! unleash the party animal within and let the party bot give you memories you'll never forget.

genre: cyberpunk, smut

pairing: soft yandere android!jimin x fem!reader

warnings: tbd

°》¿¡《° - mAlFuNcTiOn-

boyfriend bot | myg [act one - part two]

◇ pending download........

summary: tired of feeling left out? try our latest model of the boyfriend bot! pick your date and take home your very own boyfriend bot - this companion will keep you warm on cold nights - melt your heart with its sweet gestures. watch out! he might swoop you away with his kisses if you're not careful. get ready for coffee dates, walks in the parks, and music making with your very own personal boyfriend bot!

genre: smut, fluff, futuristic, etc.,

pairing: android!yoongi x fem!reader

warnings: tbd

□■□ ♡

cuddle bot | kth [act one - part three]

◇ pending download........

summary: introducing the cuddle bot – your ultimate cuddling companion! snuggle up with this huggable robot, designed to bring warmth, comfort, and endless love to your life. say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to the perfect cuddle buddy. come by the cuddle bot hotel now!

genre: fluff, angst, smut 

pairing: tsundere android!taehyung x fem!reader 

warnings: tbd

¤》¡□ - FuNcTion LeVelS ; 87.6%

act one fin.

act two: TBA