I Care About Three Whole Bards:

I care about three whole bards:

1) Jaskier, fuckin obviously, I have countless posts about him because y'all are sluts for him and I CANNOT BLAME YOU

2) Gamzee Makara, but only kinda bc deadass Gamzee could snap my thicc ass like a twig and that scares me and I don't like it

3) My fucking DND character, Marchuan, I really like them a lot

ON ANOTHER NOTE I THINK I CAN FEEL THE WORLD ROTATING RN AND I'M A GOOD KID SO I'M NOT HIGH MY BODY IS JUST GOING AAAAAAAAA y'know? Yeah, you know.

So c! purpled is like if Jean-Ralphio Saperstein got a sword and just went a little more ape shit? Cause that's what I'm hearing.

What do I do? I look at pictures of myself in cosplay and feel gender euphoria :]

Please I just wish to be the edgy pretty boy with extreme emotional baggage and a heart of gold

Hrrrrrrgggggghh boutta cry

it’s quiet uptown

Yes I'm a Tumblr funnyman but have I mentioned that I'm like really fuckin dumb. Also should I do a face reveal to feed my ego?? What do y'all think I look like? Do you think I look like a cave troll? A reddit man? Sorry but I'm actually Remy from Ratatouille. Sorry but I'm actually Ben Shapiro. Sorry but I'm actually Dirk Strider from Homestuck but only after he goes ultimate. Sorry I'm actually Garfield. Sorry but actually a 98 year old man, my name is actually Harrison and I'm in hospice and have had cancer two separate times. Sorry but I'm actually Bibble from that one Barbie movie.

Please oh my god I just want to be a vaguely threatening humanoid opalescent ethereal god like creature that exudes both masculine and feminine energy, strangely alluring, but so gorgeous that you're scared to look at it. Is that so much to ask? Also I want a beak bc I think it'd be funny.